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• Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
• Student Loses Scholarship. We All Lose A Little Freedom
• It's like starting a lawnmower, but the sensation is quite different.
• no subject
• Prospero Systems, Inc. Introduces Chat Software for Internet
• I thought lumpy was the whole idea.
• I realize that it is a very trusting person ...
• "The Economist" article on the Internet.
• me
• Exciting news from the CMU Pornography team!
• It doesn't disappear!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 07, 1995
• A Comedy Central Contract With America
• Babies born: To Date 63; Goal 75
• JOTD
• Reuter confirms that it was "a slow news day".
• Braveheart:corporate infighting in all of its gory, beautiful detail.
• ... at least I think they do.
• Must have been one of those secret sessions at Justice...
• WWW Grocery Shopping
• ... funded in part by grants from Carnegie Mellon University.
• Thomas writes ``The Carnegie Mellon "Cyberporn" Scandal Grows''
• Ooops.
• Hugh Grant JOTD
• The REAL history of Unix(tm)...
• A, B, See
• Important: MIME RFC (readme.you.bozo)
• princess frog
• Sick Exam
• c&w song titles.
• The Prez
• wall-o-shame
• Argument 101
• Miss Quotes
• Barbie dolls fire risk!
• Chickens
• Fwd: [HUMOR] Microsoft Bug Report
• From u.washington's grad school brochure
• Dilbert & Dogbert
• Software Metrics?
• Dickey reviews the latest on the CMU/Rimm scandal
• Press the Space Bar...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 12, 1995
• The last 10 things.
• WEIRDNUZ.386 (News of the Weird, June 30, 1995)
• Instructive Reading from Author of Time's `Cyberporn Study'
• The Anti-Electronic Racketeering Act of 1995
• JOTD
• All The News That's Fit To Print
• Dilbert Newsletter 6.0
• JOTD
• if you get arrested ... we'll refund your purchase price.
• AT&T Plan 9 announcement
• Rush Limbaugh, unfortunately, wears a tinfoil hat.
• Cybernews: The homosexual agenda.
• It's got a ring to it.
• ATTN JMS: Direction of Toilet Swirl?
• The final test was to determine whether Twinkies are intelligent.
• Girls guide to geeky guys
• Remember, Obsolescence isn't an accident, it's an art form.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 14, 1995
• Kids, don't try this at home.
• BONG Bull No. 331!
• JOTD
• Using the advanced storage technology available to the NSA ...
• From: Wendell Craig Baker
• Today's Example of "Unclear on the Concept"
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 19, 1995
• Jerry Seinfeld
• Plan9 press release followup
• WEIRDNUZ.387 (News of the Weird, July 7, 1995)
• Georgetown Law Journal publishes Rimm's article on WWW
• There are a lot of sickos out there, aren't there?
• ... or just a single family wanting to get away from it all
• But how does it compare to astro-turf?
• Quote of the day
• Top ten ways the internet could get worse
• It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
• Which forebrain structure did the youngster remove bilaterally?
• ... for some reason, there seemed to be little return fire
• JOTD - it's old, but it's funny
• US GOVERNMENT BACKS DOWN; WITHDRAWS MICOROSFT SUBPOENA
• My God! It's full of booze!
• Ya gotta help me here -- it's a good line but...
• This makes me sick
• as [Time] ate crow in its July 24 edition...
• My Grammar is a Dame?
• The term 'and' includes 'or', and 'or' includes 'and'.
• JOTD
• InterMania -- the Internet Millionaires List
• ... which had remained erect for three days
• Another recent survey.
• Scottish Games
• Je suis a bit fromaged off ...
• Eternal Verities
• There's a Jerry Jeff Walker tune I'd like to rig it to play...
• Sports O' The Day
• VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 21, 1995
• Eating at the Y
• QOTD
• New VCRs take on commercials point-blank.
• Except instead of a Gyro it's a Pita with Cheese
• Re: perpetual motion
• hehe
• Heh, sent this shmuck my "Resume"
• MI5 goes public.
• Excerpted WhiteBoard News for July 24, 1995
• Effects Pop Quiz!
• Well, actually, yes, it happened to me just last week.
• The Elephant Man
• Manning's Study -- A Much Different Carnegie Mellon "Cyberporn" Study
• Ralph Nader on WINDOWS 95 Problems
• QOTD
• Strange sex laws
• If people bought cars like they buy computers...
• JOTD
• The Help Desk Explained
• Rimm denies plagiarism charge by Mehta
• House will vote on the Communications Decency Act this week! Subject: house call
• Limit your use of ... lighter fluid.
• Suicide, accident, homicide?
• How you can spot a Canadian, eh? - mmm, canadians
• Midnight: Your blood turns to coca-cola.
• Unidentified subject!
• Soon to be appearing in a major motion film...
• Ontological Breakdown
• soc.motss.grammarians
• "Archietext" (I've got some good news, and some bad news...)
• Microsoft, ITV, Distributed Computing
• How to Write Rap
• Cheap Shots - I love it
• sex on the web
• Letterman has a G.E. flashback
• ... because of the therapeutic benefit he obtained.
• Patients with organic brain disease may be at higher risk...
• ... the Cat begins to juggle several icons of Western culture
• More signs of the Apocalypse.
• HR 1555
• Re: While Simba and his father ... [are] ever so slightly *slow*.
• Ford's floppy promotion.
• Arthur Livermore <71121.3500@compuserve.com>
• The Agents of Madison County
• QOTD
• Simulated Skiing: really pin the fun meter in the red zone
• WEIRDNUZ.388 (News of the Weird, July 14, 1995)
• Should people like this be allowed on the internet?
• Airlines
• Nietzche Tech Support
• Embarrasing Tech Quotes
• The Rat Cannon Incident
• [GROER@FNALD.fnal.gov: What do you do now?]
• Green Chips and SIMM
• Win95=Mac87 shirts....
• Dick Tracey meets Philips.
• JOTD
• Dr. Crawford to the Soap-down Room, stat.
• Excerpted WhiteBoard News for August 05, 1995
• QOTD
• Reminder: Group meeting tomorrow
• OK, do the math...
• guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)
• No Excuses!
• More Colliding Cultures
• qotd
• Well, thanks... I think.
• Berry Kercheval
• Yee-haw, campaign contribution, and yes.
• We haven't lost it. We just don't know where it is.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for August 07, 1995
• Well, it was just a thought.
• General Motors Helpline
• "Excuse me! I'll have this bottle of tequila and this chain saw!"
• CFP: Mad Science
• It's not nice to play with the AOL'ers.
• SOTD
• Or is it merely a coincidence?
• mmm, twinkies
• Win95 versus Christ
• cool, man... cool.
• the 5 toughest questions women ask
• nude? naked? nekkid?
• But feel free to sell it again in Andromeda.
• life's big decision: lotto or phd?
• The UN in a netshell
• ew, politics
• Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on the World Wide Web
• AOL's Users Guide
• nipples
• .sig of the week
• Sexual Power
• where can i get me one of them there cheques?
• I think this falls under the heading of "irony"...
• mmm, bananas
• Now why can't *I* buy drugs like that?
• and eclipse for Bechtosheim?
• look at the blinky lights.. err.. nice buttons..
• weirdnews
• The Dead
• Diary of an AOL user
• now.. how many lusers access the 'net?
• Oh, to the point.
• fellow dweebs and dweebettes..
• I'm sure that you speak for all of us, and, no, it won't.
• "Sorry About the Downtime"
• sheesh. another senseless war.. atleast it affected mickeysoft.
• ... would be to start and Desire
• stop killing trees
• it is not a tooma!
• Atleast someone is doing their job.
• Back in the box! Back in the box!
• mmm, usenet
• JOTD
• "salacious and conflict-driven"
• "...runs off in a VW van with a bongo player named Moth."
• Anyone Here Been Raped and Speak English?
• Getting rid of pesky phone salespeople.
• don't trust your credit card number to this protocol..
• "... and that it is not ISO 9000 compliant!"
• But cold weather is as much a contributor as tropic heat.
• the DCF, DDCA, MDFF and the DDEF.
• We are intellectual prostitutes.
• Sig O' The Day
• oh my.. offensive humor, be warned.
• more offensive humor
• New Microsoft Biological Weapons Division
• what exactly is a flame ??????????
• Be a jerk.
• english versus english
• the _what_ gourmet?
• PCBs reduce penis size.
• Wear eye shields while downloading.
• MRML
• DEC WRL tech note of interest.
• A-Bomb Stamp Cancelled - Digest
• Are you through yet, Fred?
• It's not too early to start thinking about Christmas
• Good point.
• Clueless But Surfing.
• tip o' the day to ya..
• FBI Files on Clipper Released
• Newsletter 7
• Best Sellers
• their "Mistress Eva stretch pants" ... and their "C++ compiler"
• from the mini-AIR
• mmm, linux
• technical support - poor sods
• locked in a dark closet for several years?
• Losing My Connection ...
• DNA on Windoze 95
• 21 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
• The 9 Types of HTML Authors
• But what about the smell?
• you put _what_ _where_!?
• Will you "bee" mine?
• ... and visualize a .COM after every product name.
• 10 lessons to by learned from _The Net_
• Microsoft and the Bavarian Illuminati
• QOTD
• Agriculture officially assigned to women.
• The Bunny and the Wolf: Hand Shadow Workshop
• Hard to use without singing.
• woof woof - xlat: don't call us, we'll call you
• ATF Air Force
• ... offer my switchers an incentive to switch to his switching co ..
• Car phone display goes black.
• "LIVE NUDE MODEL" via your modem
• Procter and Game has diarrhea.
• Windows 95 Informercial Drinking Game
• But, he's in favor of suffrage.
• Someone now owns the domain name space.
• Well, it *is* an interesting domain name...
• Too Gay To Be Bothered, Too Cute To Be Straight
• .SOTD
• The Sniff Test
• That's a reason.
• Highschool girl saliva.
• if ... you can save JUST ONE CHILD from a life of programming
• ... the fact that my feet won't stand flat.
• 99 Zany Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order
• Wasting no time...
• *Style*. Beauty. Grace. That's what matters.
• More distressing news for vegetarians.
• New Free TLD`s
• If Operating Systems Were Beers...
• Any Port (or Router?) in a storm....
• We Come in Peace.
• If Operating Systems Were Beers...
• The fate of the toast, ...
• The Colonel won't be proud...
• How many people do *you* know with a C function names after them ?
• Mathematical stand up
• The Tax Man Cummeth
• It most certainly is.
• Now, that's what I call backup!
• Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
• Re: Things that make you go hmmm...
• 'Oooh, we've never heard THAT one before.'
• We have many... tools... at our disposal.
• Technology can be such a challenge.
• Read it Sam, read it again.
• The Author Collar
• ... and now he is one of the elite experts in livestock demolition.
• Why do we stand in line for Win95?
• I shot a question into the net.
• Bringing whole new meaning to the acronym "RTFM".
• Blonde's Revenge!!!
• Git along little doggie!
• It was just some bad seed.
• QOTD
• More plan9 man pages
• Many are called, few bother to pick up.
• Jobs on Windows
• The light-emitting vegetable diode.
• A disturbing number of Singaporeans are turning up late for weddings.
• I'm not dead yet!
• Miracles are very strange... almost paranormal!
• Do you spend ... five hours a day ... balancing your checkbook?
• Reason #3 is, of course, the main one.
• Operating System Tunes
• Top 10 things learned at USENIX LISA
• suggestion for food in campus
• How to tell Designers from Developers
• WEIRDNUZ.391 (News of the Weird, August 4, 1995)
• The Software Development Process
• ... and we're afraid Windows may steal the cat.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for September 06, 1995
• WEIRDNUZ.395 (News of the Weird, September 1, 1995)
• A Silicon Chip with a Lot of Nerve
• Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
• "America" ... "inferior beautiful beneficial addition."
• You most likely have heard of the Mormon Church ...
• About the American Hyphen Society.
• The Life of the Consultant
• ... machine readable as well as machine washable.
• mmm, microsoft network lusers..
• JOTD
• OJ's Statements to Judge Ito
• Le Cirque d'O.J.
• OJ
• Re: OJ
• Star Trek '95
• Process Flowchart
• Your attention, passengers!
• I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!
• 7 states pass "Wealthy Defendant Evidence Act"
• Horror movie character survival tips
• QOTD
• Elevator fun (I've got new socks on!)
• Preemptive multitasking
• definitely read the first part of this one.. -glen
• The Thing King
• Yeah, that would provide some bright spots.
• NT is a great server OS because it's so *user-friendly*...
• Legend, Urban or Otherwise
• Mom's still best at the backhanded compliment.
• Company name of the day
• JOTD
• How to Handle Stress
• yes.. more OJ jokes...
• Women, can't live wif 'em...
• O.J. Summary
• What, resemble Alfred?
• don't they teach english anymore?
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for September 19, 1995
• JOTD
• With those credentials, who *wouldn't* vote for him?
• Now making plans to blow up a Hallmark store.
• The Unabomber Special
• The Jack of All Trades
• School Jokes
• WEIRDNUZ.394 (News of the Weird, August 25, 1995)
• Key Words: Anal eroticism--Colorectal injuries--Enemas, cement
• Who, indeed?
• QOTD
• "It's a pity that Mark Fuhrman framed a guilty man."
• ... that a jury acquitted Lizzie Borden
• A Challenge
• You goddamn French and your constant testing.
• The last two lines...
• QOTD
• Genie Joke
• Sex pills (joke)
• QOTD
• Frog tales.
• And those reasons are?
• "You know... a good sheep'll do that."
• The tragedy of Canada
• Real-Time Remote High Voltage Telepresence Experiment
• Warning: Your means of transportation may explode.
• ... simple, if not painful.
• Pioneer 11 to end operations after epic career.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for September 27, 1995
• The difference between engineers and mathematicians.
• Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
• It will be fun on a stick...
• Those whacky science reporters.
• 86% of the viewers would root for the dog.
• Woof, woof!
• One more reason to surf the 'Net.
• ... but she wings me a good one with one of those cube coat hooks.
• 15 Questions to ask about Windows '95
• WEIRDNUZ.397 (News of the Weird, September 15, 1995)
• FYI, the warranty is on the back of your birth certificate.
• The complete U.S. & U.K. confusions
• *Governments ADMIT Mind Control Hardware*
• If you get the joke, you're a geek.
• Goth pick-up lines
• And it reaches new lows.. good ol' AOL.
• ... men paint faces on their torsos and perform a bellybutton dance.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 09, 1995
• *click*
• [uchi.test] New Unix utility
• Obscene JOTD
• Nice URL, nice contents
• "No wonder they all suck."
• I think it was the after-school human sacrifice that worried him.
• But I didn't drink the water...
• Within minutes a "brain fight" had broken out.
• 1995 Ig Nobel awards
• "We slaughtered her with that ad."
• Fertile woman dies in Climax
• Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 16, 1995
• Renaming the Win95 Recycle Bin, in one easy lesson.
• The Heavenly Shining Beacon of Hope is not a beeper.
• Perhaps as a result of centuries of beer brewing...
• Another reason not to commit suicide, yet.
• System Problem Report
• Frenchman takes on Microsoft, Intel with BeBox
• What Netscape really means...
• 'The Sordid Life and Times of a Leet Haqr'
• Authorities know of no motive for the killings.
• JOTD
• Solomon was a night person.
• Little Johnny Dirty Joke O' The Day
• Then it got worse.
• Re: INFO: AZ - Bans, Buybacks...
• They Really Said That -- Part 2, Politicians
• The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
• O Lucky (wo)Man!
• ... car occupants shall wear garlands of marigolds.
• The latest facts. The Damned Facts.
• Analogy of the Day
• Let's just be frenz.
• LOVEMAKER V3.1
• Jacoby sues Myers.
• A new twist (or shimmy) on video E-mail
• Another nice URL
• Re: Do Not Visit This Address or Call This Phone Number
• Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 18, 1995
• NETSCAPE OFFERS A COFFEE MUG FOR SECURITY BUGS
• Presenting 1,000 employees, all dressed as Little Bo-Peep.
• WEIRDNUZ.399 (News of the Weird, September 29, 1995)
• USE OF THESE COMMODITIES FOR MISSILE, CHEMICAL OR NUCLEAR USE ...
• Nobel Prize Split With Ex-Wife
• The Many and Varied Failed Promises of Uri Geller
• There are two rules.
• Incompatible compatibility routines.
• Exec Defecates On Airline Cart
• ... and the Dish ran away with the Spoon.
• Humpty Dumpty
• truth is stranger than poptarts
• Human Ear Grown On Mouse
• What would you do if I died?
• A day in the life of the mi.org DNS administrator
• Magazine Salesman and His Driver's Record and Convictions
• QOTD
• SONG: "A Whole Nude World" w/ updated lyrics
• Three worst Chinese torture tests
• Tell me, grasshopper, what it happens to say on the screen?
• LEAP SECOND ALERT!
• Re: An up-to-date understanding of religion
• Top ten...
• Bridge for sale... Cheap!
• Without Comment.
• Musings on the English Language
• Re: Question
• Lyrics to the Star Trek theme.
• Garbage man wins $200,000 for picking garbage
• Voodoo Acupuncture
• Re: What do you think I should do when I go to Australia?
• Deja Voodoo
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 25, 1995
• Lance Itos's Sidebar & Grill
• Micro$oft IE versus Netscape
• News of the Weird
• DejaNews -- search the past year's USENET traffic
• WEIRDNUZ.400 (News of the Weird, October 6, 1995)
• How can I get FBI security clearance?
• Nothing like D.C.'s mayor, but good, clean fun nevertheless.
• QOTD
• JOTD
• ... that will allow them catch and compile lists of sinners.
• Head of the French hackers group was a secret service agent
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 27, 1995
• ... more than 1,000 calls and letters a day
• Halloween costume
• Happy End of Daylight Savings! Happy End of Daylight Savings! ...
• In search of directions on the Information Superhighway.
• a quasi-offensive joke (or two)
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 30, 1995
• FIFTH SUBMISSION (Urgent, but you guys dont give a shit) Re: [NIC-950928.1704]
• this gives a whole new meaning to 'choking the chicken'
• Squat, cluck, and produce eggs at irregular intervals.
• MS software essentially bug-free.
• ... it is important that I appear to care about your opinion.
• We may even charge for it.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for November 01, 1995
• ... in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could receive
• JOTD
• The P6 is out.
• Urban Legend #40184764
• Bullwinkle and the FAA
• Urban Legend?
• cell phone rates..
• Results of CommerceNet/Nielsen Internet Demographics Survey
• (fwd) [alt.destroy.microsoft] *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
• Unidentified subject!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for November 03, 1995
• Quote of the day
• I found it necessary to use the little engineer's room...
• By the end of the semester ...
• WEIRDNUZ.401 (News of the Weird, October 13, 1995)
• How to freak out a producer.
• QOTD
• JOTD
• Spies in control of DNS.
• "I didn't have anything illegal on me," he said.
• if I tell you you need to sacrifice a goat with a vorpal blade...
• all-knowing and -seeing ruler of time, dimension and space
• Calvin and Hobbes to retire on Dec 31st.
• Little Timmy
• Put these on.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for November 06, 1995
• JOTD
• Lawyer JOTD
• Spies on the net, take 2, or "The CIA controls EUnet"
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for November 08, 1995
• GOD'S REELECTION CAMPAIGN
• Disney's Perverted Animation
• QOTD
• Male TS's Brains Resemble Women's
• Warnings you'll never see
• Marijuana case dismissed against licensed dealer
• ... new features have been introduced
• Mmmm, voice mail....
• In a capitalistic society the marketplace determines the real value.
• Singularity stupid.
• "Well, okay, but we never used the word 'threat'."
• can't even make a good ol' fashioned sexist joke anymore..
• "I don't know how Americans stand to watch TV."
• Two words: Tesla Coil.
• But why give them that much warning?
• differing philosophies..
• The Wild Heart
• QOTD
• Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.
• Excuse me, I need a beer AKA Remember when the software was free?
• ls -
• Unix alphabet
• "Generation X" is a myth.
• Scientists vs. Artists vs. Athletes -- generalizing wildly
• The Meat Of Medical Technology
• for you evening soap opera watchers...
• We've won (part II). (Or, we've lost, part I.)
• Good Point of the Day
• QOTD
• Sometimes a cigar is more than a smoke.
• The Simpsons
• Psychotics, Neurotics, & Civil Servants
• Apple, BHA settle suit over names
• Cusstom Speling
• Urban Legends created while you wait.
• Macbeth '95
• He's just a cheap boy from a cheap company...
• Microsoft hit by Word virus
• URL O' The Day
• college students? sheesh. it was probably a $100/hr consultant.
• QOTD
• A corporate Air Force approach must be developed ...
• An interesting URL.
• Senior SW Engineers
• "Recording" clarified.
• The future of cable television.
• Even the ancient ones knew...
• little timmy and the shower sponge - a bad joke
• URL O' The Day
• Seidman on ``Internet vs Microsoft''
• Fortunately, it won't make a bit of difference in the long run.
• This was a time for blind and total panic.
• This reindeer enslaver, this exploiter of elves?
• CWD -- The WEB Gets Sucked
• ... granted political asylum by Iraq.
• Every dog has his day.
• My mailing list is stranger than your mailing list.
• WEIRDNUZ.404 (News of the Weird, November 3, 1995)
• Twisted Greeting Cards
• The wonder of a dancing bear...
• May violate zoning ordinances in some areas.
• ... what the duck leaves behind.
• mmm, solaris. mmm, windows95.
• What gives the Net sects appeal.
• The greatest lab report in human history
• mmm, natural selection.
• Object Lessons for the Clueless
• Borland signs on to Java
• On the whole, the Usage Panel accepts the generic use of man.
• The Shiftkey FAQ - Version 0.001
• The Perverse Guide to Getting Hired
• Let's zoom in on her dilemma.
• N.J. Environmental Manifesto
• Hollow Dreams
• Somebody's on drugs (Netscape jumps 20 points)
• The Mother of All Dust Bunnies
• Yeah, but does it have a SEX instruction as well?
• Snakes - The Gift Nobody Wants
• Meet the National Federation of Republican Women
• Online Freedom Fighters Anarchist Liberation spoof censor.
• National speed limit officially gone.
• a second meaning for a "delivery date"?
• CNN Factoid for today
• Rogers Cable and Internet Service
• Short, Funny
• Christmas Greetings from the Legal Department
• Camp.
• You are what you eat.
• ... all of whom would prefer not to be mentioned by name.
• Grilled Chicken Hooters with shitakke mushrooms.
• Cash Giveaway
• Nice doggy
• You are what you eat.
• Bob Gucchione gets a Net account.
• ... marrying Jane Fonda or giving up lithium ...
• ... all of whom would prefer not to be mentioned by name.
• GPO Access
• Re: [alt.security.pgp] UN requires key escrow Jan1, 1996!
• Netscape 2.0b2 allows for invasion of privacy
• One small step for man, one giant leap for his neighbour.
• Programming problems
• 500 member VIGILANTE POSSES with nuclear weapons.
• Java vs. the Timex Sinclair
• How big is this parrot?
• Oh, James!
• A warm snowball wings out of Redmond.
• CWD -- The Net Gets the Shaft
• Santa is a Sys Admin.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 06, 1995
• ACM Letter on Copyright
• More on Microsoft licensing Java
• I do not threaten, I besooch you.
• The Joy of Teaching
• North Pole Reduction in Force (RIF) Approved
• Toy Story index
• lame JOTD
• Reprotron
• Unidentified subject!
• S.R.A.T (Self Referential Aptitude Test)
• QOTD
• Woof-Woof-Woof
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 350!
• Paperless Tax Returns Just a Phone Call Away
• "On the first day of Christmas, ..."
• PRESS RELEASE: Novell admits helping Microsoft
• Privacy Watchdog Outs Big Brother Companies
• WebFilter
• AOL Vulgarity Guidelines
• WEIRDNUZ.405 (News of the Weird, November 10, 1995)
• JOTD
• On the record.
• QOTD
• Purloined from the community-music mailing list.
• ... apparently wants her parents to use a different real-estate broker
• Pope's R us.
• Universal Grade Change Form
• MIT is so cool
• Mike Godwin on Internet censorship.
• WHAT THE PROFESSOR REALLY MEANS
• In TOY STORY, rated G by the ultraliberal MPAA...
• New Ebola case in the Ivory Coast.
• The End of an Era.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 08, 1995
• Bates is later enslaved...
• WEIRDNUZ.406 (News of the Weird, November 17, 1995)
• Punctuated equilibrium: Visual Basic vs. Java
• Those burning questions.
• The tree was a nice touch.
• Why you should log out when you leave your workstation.
• QOTD
• Cakes and Ale
• The Ten Most Dimwitted Members of Congress
• The company that fired Dilbert.
• 'Tis the Season!
• An important incentive for bug-free code.
• Miracles, Angels & Assorted Nonsense.
• More on the high-tech dowsing stick
• Analogy of the Day
• Your Horoscope
• Thin Walls
• Gee, Dad, I'm Impressed!
• Calling In "Sick"
• Only Lost One Game
• Oh my..
• Natural Born Morons
• San Francisco Roulette
• Bit o' Bull No. 351
• At least we know this product will ship on-time or earlier.
• A simple explanation.
• Intel Can Damage Your Computer
• WEIRDNUZ.408 (News of the Weird, December 1, 1995)
• The End of the Raven
• Oh sure.. but they'll use a microwave unprotected!
• Explanation of the Day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 15, 1995
• Gather ye unto yourselves the Volvo and the dog who barfs.
• Over-designing...
• Far too true...
• Digital's Alta Vista spider
• L.A. is what would happen if Tahiti were in Pittsburgh.
• A Day in History of Computer Science (aka Time for some Geeking..)
• 41 Questions.
• Multiply everything by 6.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 18, 1995
• The Greeks are especially unhappy.
• THE POLAR EXPRESS SHARE THE SPIRIT '95 CAMPAIGN
• True Story of the Day
• To get more out of your computer, ... improve *your* performance.
• Quote of the day
• You can domesticate programmers the way beekeepers tame bees.
• ____Imminent Crash____
• Grandpa's Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
• Presumably they meant "concerning", and not "on".
• JOTD
• commonly referred to as "backhoe fade" - geek humor
• Unidentified subject!
• JOTD
• Wind95
• If book falls into water, stop reading immediately.
• Did you notice the extra second in 1995?
• They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule.
• Internet wiretap?
• You will bow down before me and know the meaning of pain.
• "a terminal event on the commode."
• Buying him an expensive gift.
• Cisco and the New Year
• ... it seems that the NSA can't read minds yet.
• Lirty Dies
• ... a country where most things get done right
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 22, 1995
• RFC1822.TXT
• Octothorpe
• Supposedly Heard On The Air
• Insurance for your ICBMs.
• Pixar's "Toy Story" may become the most successful film of 1995.
• Internet Index #12
• JOTD
• Two cheers, maybe two and a half.
• _Never_ involved? As IF! Barter _this_!
• Running out of TLDs soon.
• Re: Words To Live By... (or not)
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for January 03, 1996
• A&E's "Biography"
• mmm, only in America.
• Octothorpe
• TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T KEEP IN 1996
• ... and get run over [...] you're the weenie.
• HTML o' the day
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for January 05, 1996
• Be sure to drink your wine.
• An inferior product won, but it won.
• uniquely among networks, AOL encourages the reading of books...
• WWW O' The Day
• Quote of the day
• WEIRDNUZ.411 (News of the Weird, December 22, 1995)
• Hey big guy, wanna "improve clarity and accuracy of interchange"?
• Signature quote of the day
• As long as there's no floating point operations, anyway.
• Windows on Unix compliments of Noorda
• Colour Art & Science
• Yesterday at the Met.
• Phil Zimmerman PGP investigation dropped!!!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for January 08, 1996
• More from the Perl Poet (needs perl-5.0 to run)
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for January 10, 1996
• ... as we forgive those undocumented calls.
• QOTD
• Windows security
• Dolls "R" Us
• JOTD - The Great Gonzo
• Repurpose To Disk
• A Newspaper for the Web
• Computer Virii
• New Mexico, new home town of the Not Very Bright.
• Could you just zip it up and give it to me?
• Lirty Dies -- Steckoned Sory
• TBTF: Government drops prosecution of Philip Zimmermann, author of PGP
• Whither deleted characters?
• TBTF: Alta Vista search engine
• Without comment.
• "You never do anything stupid ...?"
• mmm, cluelessness.
• Tsutomu's stealth version of the Berkeley packet filter.
• panic()
• ..would everyone please stop posting to Usenet..
• Internet Domain Policy
• I've have a rumor . . .
• Two in the morning. And the devil is bartending.
• Beyond the Beltway 1995
• Like a pair of of elevator shoes for the head
• High-tech Garages
• Your parents cheer when you score.
• QOTD - yet another "mmm, cluelessness"
• Computers have biblical roots.
• Pretty close to Naval Jelly
• Single computer breaks 40-bit RC4 in under 8 days
• Conspiracy is optimistic!
• QOTD
• ... to figure out exactly what the duck is uttering.
• This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.
• mmm, geography majors.
• Hemp
• Rant O'The Day
• QOTD
• If it flies, floats or fornicates, it's probably cheaper to rent.
• an oldie but a goodie...
• UNANNOUNCEMENT
• Lotus blinks, ships escrowed encryption
• 1 billion newbies on the way.
• Fun on the Slopes (Urban Legend O' The Day)
• The Nine Types of {Boyfriends,Girlfriends}
• Pixar's second film doesn't have to be backwards compatible..
• Dirty Joke O' The Day
• For Animal Lovers Who Can't Read...
• Tech Support Hotline
• B. Clams don't have teeth.
• Yet another urban legend..
• WEIRDNUZ.413 (News of the Weird, January 5, 1996)
• WEIRDNUZ.414 (News of the Weird, January 12, 1996)
• From your lips to God's ear.
• JOTD
• The House has passed the Telecom Reform bill.
• JOTD
• The Bowl
• You see the oddest things go by on alt.best-of-usenet...
• No contest plea in online stalking case
• You know you've been in University too long...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News
• big brother is watching...
• HTML O' The Day
• When do you think you'll be getting off today?
• Woman without her man is a savage.
• Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
• Unidentified subject!
• British Columbia Government Introduces _Proxy Fathers_
• Engineering secrets made public
• Sports JOTD
• You want chocolate, you can't handle chocolate
• [Canadian] University Lightbulb Jokes
• The Facts of Life!
• If I were a spammer -
• QOTD
• The Telecom Bill may censor Internet abortion and drug discussion
• DEC Alpha -- machine learning, emulation
• Telecom bill outlaws Supreme Court decisions
• HTML O' The Day
• Low-alpha-particle lead, and chips
• They are much more likely to receive email.
• Acknowledgment of the day
• Checking user's gender...
• Democracy Hosed by Telecom Dildo: Mass-Mediated Mutilation
• 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
• The Hazards of Radar Detectors...
• Net Censorship and the Tele-Comm bill
• Never try to keep up with the Joneses, they may be newlyweds.
• JOTD
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, February 05, 1996
• Just HOW cold is it? An Annotated Thermometer
• The importance of correct punctuation.
• A letter home.
• Periodically until the end of the world, that is...
• Home is Where the Page Is
• Stupid Criminal Tricks
• ClariNet files suit over Communications Decency law
• Satan Is Alive And Well!
• Power User- Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
• JOTD
• CWD -- We're Not in Kansas Anymore
• Body Sake
• Your own ICBM
• QOTD
• /* Insert future-standard disclaimer */
• And thank you, Keith.
• The Rules for Cats.
• A new tactic to combat net censorship.
• Live radar view of aircraft over Southern California
• 1995, the Net in Review...
• NETSCAPE IS "IN MERGER TALKS WITH AMERICA ONLINE"
• mmmm, tori amos. mmmm.
• How many ... That many!?
• Alright, Who's the Wiseguy?
• ... Another $200K
• Microsoft beats Netscape in the race for non-conformance!
• JOTD
• Telecom and Abortion
• Access to DMV records by rental car companies
• WEIRDNUZ.416 (News of the Weird, January 26, 1996)
• Old Correspondence from Our Film Critic in Paris
• NetDay96
• Stupid Prosecution Tricks -- Impostor As Witness
• Internet news about Asia
• A Cyberspace Independence Declaration
• Media Frenzy
• The return of the JCL error.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, February 14, 1996
• [A Belated] Valentine's Day Posting
• JOTD
• Fall smarter, not harder.
• The Help Desk gets physical
• Poem O' The Day
• Ellison describes NC, Java support, Oracle Lite
• Excerpt from Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot
• By bringing us together in communal mirth...
• Travel Guide
• CDA Enforcement Blocked
• New horizons in interstellar travel
• The Talented Frog
• It's that time again!
• A Parody of Modern Management
• ... you have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.
• Re: PEBKAC
• tlayopi: snow drifts you fall into and die
• And now, for something completely different.
• ... to a panel of carefully selected marsupials.
• Who pays on a date...
• ITAR modified for personal use exemption
• WEIRDNUZ.417 (News of the Weird, February 2, 1996)
• First they came...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Sunday, February 18, 1996
• A really "new" sort of "science."
• Bell Labs java rival real-soon-now
• First of many.
• The next step is to destroy your modems.
• They refilled my pitcher and left quietly.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, February 19, 1996
• Spam Art: Creations from a Can
• Excerpted: TBTF for 2/19/96
• Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view.
• Yeah, that's fair.
• My mother told me there'd be days like this...
• Buttered Cat Arrays
• More Letters Of Recommendations For (Ex) Employees
• "ouch."
• We're a very conservative group of Christians ...
• Hoax perpetrated
• Re: Buttered Cat Arrays
• Exponential growth continues...
• White House Blocked by Surfwatch
• There are bugs in the wetware...
• Quote of the day
• Security flaw in Netscape/JAVA
• A little red tag that kept getting tangled in her hair...
• Falwelling Tracey
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, February 23, 1996
• WEIRDNUZ.418 (News of the Weird, February 9, 1996)
• Communications Simplification Act of 1996
• Middle East Pee Tubes
• An uncommon fascination with trees.
• Do your part.
• http://www.infobahn.com/pages/anagram.html
• Coffee, tea, new computer?
• Don't try this at home
• An uncommon fascination with trees.
• QOTD
• Novia Scotia's 11% tax on Internet services
• Words to live by...
• You can't be doing that!
• Distinctly Canadian
• Distinctly Canadian
• The Great Barrier Reef
• Tail Wind
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, February 26, 1996
• Nevers
• "two breasts positioned normally, but each breast has two nipples"
• Choke on it.
• QOTD
• She's the Wonder Girl
• If the cap fits.....
• Lost Vessel Nessokrushymy
• Shot down!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, March 01, 1996
• Four11 Free Listing Added
• The Once in a While letter
• The always gracious Alan Dershowitz...
• Trombonist Kills Musician (Weekly World News)
• JOTD
• A Polarbear Joke
• Spare some change?
• The truth about pulp fiction.
• The Football Hero
• QOTD
• JOTD
• I'M B1FF!
• Homer's Beer Song
• Excerpted: TBTF for 3/10/96: Three-headed-dog night
• Fact O' The Day
• JOTD
• The Star Trek Writer's Construction Kit
• je ferai TCP/IP pour manger
• At the gym
• Disclaimer
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, March 13, 1996
• Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
• HTML O' The Day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, March 11, 1996
• Programming Language: A definition for the Masses.
• Missed it by THAT much...
• It's a sad day in Dallas.
• Her third, and last, marriage.
• WEIRDNUZ.421 (News of the Weird, March 1, 1996)
• 1830 was a rough year.
• 1830 was a rough year.
• PENTIUM PRO CHIPSET FAULT MAY REDUCE I/O TRAFFIC BY 90 PERCENT
• QOTD
• Do you feel smarter?
• On the existence of System Administrators.
• Netscape builds in telephony.
• JOTD
• Another good bill killed by veto!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, March 18, 1996
• From your neighbor's bird feeder .................. 75
• ... and would secretly interrogate your other appliances
• ... with the same perverse beauty as a pierced scrotum ...
• Chrissie Hynde's Advice to Chick Rockers
• At least they know their target audience...
• PGP and Human Rights
• Viewing comet Hyakutake
• U.S. woman aloft means cleaner Mir station
• Re: V-barcode ... (a V-chip for books)
• InterNet FCC Voice Regulation
• Stupidity
• HTML O' The Day
• A Woman's Little Instruction Book
• Consumer's Reports on Selecting Girlfriend
• The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
• Movie QOTD
• JOTD
• Unidentified subject!
• Hacker Tarot cards.
• Repeat every third third word you say say.
• QOTD
• I was possessed by the spirit of kleiner perkins
• The Complete Runner's Guide
• "breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free"
• MONEY Daily: IRS suspends Internet filing program
• Babycakes
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, March 27, 1996
• User friendly, too?
• A different kind of denial of service attack.
• Programming Languages Table
• ...and then you die.
• whether you're trying to get across the border or across town.
• The cyanide goes in the *inside* pocket ...
• HTML O' The Day
• Dumb Patent Tricks
• Today's Microsoft Bash
• But does he use kneepads?
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 366!
• JOTD
• Dissin' Mr. Virtue
• You have to lean into the strike zone and take one for the team.
• The BOFH #12 & #13
• The PaperOS
• WebCommando
• Should I worry? :-)
• Porn O' The Day: For my friend on AOL.
• Still Hope For Unabom Suspect
• The Shiftkey FAQ
• ... "unconstitutional" will become "uncons=schroeder=utional".
• The Twelve Networking Truths
• Glass half full
• Biopersonals!!
• Quote of the Day
• CLUE 1: Usenet is not for your homework.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, April 03, 1996
• What about 9 or 10?
• That's the idea, mate, that's the idea...
• Strongman drags plane for world record
• JOTD
• Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency out of Women Employees
• Mince-meat is made with pigs, but never mind...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, March 22, 1996
• Comic Relief
• QOTD
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, April 05, 1996
• README.FIRST
• Pizza man!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, April 01, 1996
• Further invasions into our universe
• One line summary of Java security talk
• MEME 2.05
• Hackers and Phreakers Annual Convention
• ... like pilgrims, often taking illegal drugs.
• Sprint Sense
• RTOD (Random thought of the day)
• "LARTed"?
• What I learned in college
• Folks, the Apocalypse is upon us -- ``Linpack Benchmark in Java''
• Pat Buchanan quickies
• (MAD?) COW JOKES
• AOL is (1/3 of) the Web traffic
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, April 10, 1996
• May's gonna be a GREAT month!
• Dead skunk in the road...
• URL Error O' the Day
• Not just responsibly, but extremely responsibly.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, March 29, 1996
• After trouble-shooting for magnets...
• Special "Mad Cow" Issue
• MEME 2.05 -- Chip Bayers Responds
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, April 12, 1996
• At-work web-surfing chews up (an average of) 7.7 hrs per week
• Albin or Albyn or ... What's in a name?
• Washington Post sending lawyer letters to copyright violators
• Experiment 8 Postflight Summary - NASA publication 14-307-1792
• Re: The Washington Post has its lawyers on the offensive
• Rose Aguilar writes `Yahoo IPO closes at $33 after $43 peak'
• No IPO for RSA
• England had 'em first.
• Rifkin summarizes the Internet survey materials at CyberAtlas
• Jacking in from the "Green Felt" Port
• Male Answer Syndrome
• ... this court finds that source code is speech.
• mmm, ANSI C.
• Incident at an Airport
• Dubious Acheivement Awards -- British Division
• LolitaWatch v1.1
• Those Wacky Danes
• Re: "LARTed"? (Clarification)
• VIRUS ALERT!
• Warning! My [...] let me [dangerous/confidence-breaking act]
• They drink it for the overall experience of coffee...
• EFF/Bernstein Press Release
• Email O' The Day
• KISS and The Maternity Girl
• Cold Fusion Redux -- the Patterson Power Cell and CETI
• Sex Manual
• Entries from the "Duh" file...
• The Ultimate Mac vs. Windows Challenge
• FLASH: CompuServe Called "Indecent"
• The future of communications.
• Modest Proposals
• Mitchell on Dateline.... [James Randi]
• Plug 'n Pray
• A numbers game.
• JOTD
• WEIRDNUZ.425 (News of the Weird, March 29, 1996)
• The cornerstone of modern science
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, April 24, 1996
• JOTD
• Quote of the day
• ... transmitted a picture of his organ over the Internet.
• 9. Find Out What Those Other Buttons on Your Calculator Do
• What *does* a retired Astronaut do?
• It's really a very stringy piece of flesh.
• JOTD
• Yahoo! to increase internet hype!
• The Free Mail Foundation
• Microsoft to Change Name
• That's what you call erect?
• TTLOTD - The Ten Usenet Commandments
• Son of Hermann Hates (issue#2)
• Things I learned at MIT
• Oh, disregard... I see you've already ejected.
• The LAST BOFH... part II
• I guess so....
• NYPD Phone System Cracked
• Incentive
• Want to Opt Out of Direct Marketing?
• A guide to Software Revisions
• MFS buys UUNET
• Sounds like humans may now be obsolete on much of Usenet ...
• Java to be Embedded in Industry-Leading Operating Systems
• Lucky Charms Personality Profiles
• Eternal Damnation or Windows 95 -- You choose...
• Surprising new evidence!
• The Universe According To Dilbert
• Short story...
• ... and downloaded some incompatible data.
• A few key definitions..
• "Look at all the effort I've saved, guys!"
• SriDhananjai Bikram: "I am the serenest!"
• Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time...
• JOTD
• JOTD
• Rude Joke
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, May 01, 1996
• SunWorld echoes `Java jumps to operating systems'
• The Engineers Song
• Re: LACC: proposed anti-pseudospoofing law in Georgia
• What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Training Manuals?
• Unidentified subject!
• CONEHEAD Beldar & Prymaat
• Things that make you go "Hmm.."
• Stupid Men Jokes
• Become an international arms trafficker in one click!
• The Classic Software Salesman Joke
• Thank goodness for heros.
• More of the tough questions.
• Caffeine Update
• Where *is* "just in time" bandwidth?
• State of Arkansas Residency Application
• The Top Ten Reasons Compilers Are Female
• The Heavy Thinker -- A Cautionary Tale
• ... nor cruel and unusual beers inflicted
• Lack-O'-Support of the day
• JOTD
• JOTD
• Unabomber haiku
• March in support of free speech on the Internet
• Useless facts
• The News Bug
• <=== Unsubscribing from Fun_People. === PLEASE SAVE ===>
• The Sage speaks....
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, May 13, 1996
• Top ten hostnames...
• JOTD
• In the Land of the Yoda Men
• Balls as big as churchbells (or Urban Legend O' The Day)
• Henson to cult: YHBT AGAIN
• New timesheet codes and discussion
• Programmer Terminologies
• C++
• Tool Time humor
• It's commencement season...
• Be afraid...
• Macgyver CCC Recipe
• ... for the ontogenesis of linguistic structures in humans or robots.
• JOTD
• "I am a woman and not a test-mouse!"
• Ah.. such a happy household..
• JOTD
• eCash
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, May 17, 1996
• JOTD
• The wave of the future is in wetware...
• Hollywood and real life
• Zappa.com
• I've passed the bar, and I'm on a mission from God.
• Transgressing the Boundaries...
• The Top 15 Problems Encountered Along the Olympic Torch Route
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, May 20, 1996
• What If God Smoked Cannabis?
• #13: Tuba sales plummetting.
• JOTD
• Train delayed
• Re: FTC online workshop on privacy
• JOTD: Excerpted-from: 5/22/96 -- ShopTalk
• Re: FTC online workshop on privacy
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, May 22, 1996
• Quote of the day
• James Bond will stop them, he always does.
• Big and Very Big Hole Drilling
• Dangerous Liasons
• More Crossed Signals
• It Makes a Young Girl Cry
• Diary of an AOL User.
• Toddler Property Rules
• Answer O' The Day
• MI
• Police plan to hand the fingers back to their original owner.
• (available in English only)
• Web Site O' The Day
• Analogy of the Day
• the departure ... can't be viewed as a plus.
• Click [here] to download MS Internet Explorer for Linux?
• He'll deny it.
• "Berkeley California"
• Greeting Cards You're Unlikely To See At Hallmark.
• Duncan writes ``Visions of a Network Computer''
• Quote of the day
• Duncan writes ``This Site Will Self Destruct in Five Seconds''
• mmm, lusers.
• Get a Life! Corporation
• The George Burns of his breed.
• QOTD
• For the office door.
• Cat & Mouse
• The "F" Word
• Virus Warning
• Excerpted: TBTF for 5/31/96: People know you're a dog
• An Interesting Apology
• Teaching math through the decades.
• The Lawyer's Tail
• biometric encryption
• Trip to Hell
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, May 31, 1996
• "'ello, mister telly t1!"
• Iomega's value is greater than the budget of its home state Utah...
• 95 to NT - You can't get there from here.
• Are You a Guy?
• Security bugs in Java
• And there's a wino down the road, I should have stolen Oreos!
• The End Is Near
• QOTD
• How to have fun on Usenet, #1
• CWD -- Crypto Gets A Nuke
• For the Impatient Gourmet -- A Pop-Open Oyster
• And he didn't have to do warranty work or installation either!
• What is your job?
• Brand name condoms
• Just wait 'till my next parking ticket...
• Urban Legend of the Day
• What if Lt. Data ran Windows 95?
• Quotable [Dan Quayle] Quotes
• Too much fun.
• How Not to Rob a Bank
• ROFL
• JOTD
• Another sitcom quote.
• More than just a street address.
• Eraser ... self-titled last minute fiasco
• Sun Microsystems sues for JAVA domain names
• Too much coffee on the Internet
• The Virtual Blender (HTML O' The Day)
• ... the primary reason for becoming a musician
• Texas Instruments -- 125 Million Transistors
• I just knew there was something underneath those ears...
• The way it used to be
• ... with a manly picture to Manly Man
• Click *here* to lower the fuel rods.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Saturday, June 08, 1996
• Internet Index #13
• RE: Click *here* to lower the fuel rods.
• JOTD
• The Return of Hermann Hates (#6)
• Pets R Us
• Collected Perl QOTD's
• Universal Quotes
• Re: Collected Perl QOTD's
• These guys know how to motivate a programmer
• With an ASCII paintbrush, silly!
• ...if Microsoft was headquartered in Georgia...
• JOTD
• Shotgun!
• Important Notice From British Airways
• The "Real" Guy Test
• "whole new vistas of guilt ..."
• Tech Story O' The Day
• Artificial Sex Change By Operation Ruled Illegal
• Rejected State Mottos
• Maybe all that SDI funding wasn't wasted after all.
• Oldest active computer?
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, June 12, 1996
• OK, a minor correction was necessary.
• Love Scenes
• Re: Maybe all that SDI funding wasn't wasted after all.
• "some come with actual source codes"
• I suggest that there should be a Mailer Decency Act (MDA)...
• JOTD
• Quote of the day
• Mail-reply of the day
• QOTD
• Russian "Vote or You Lose" ads
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, June 14, 1996
• All this upgrading is making me thirsty.
• The White House wants its Sci-Fi Channel
• This has LONG DAY written all over it
• MS Press Release - Common Internet File System (CIFS)
• Sighting of "Sex for Dummies" book.
• CD HTML O' The Day
• QUICK 108 in Syracuse (gotta go now...)
• The truth about C/C++/UNIX
• ... have created a substantial opportunity for individual profit.
• Sorry, Do to Volume We Cannot Reply by Email.
• Grab the Magic Psychic Juice and gather round...
• ... the hazards of living in an access tunnel to your favorite food.
• People in Parks (a dangerous situation...)
• www.addition.org
• BeepBeep!
• I do my Radio Mail at 80 mph.
• Daniel Webster and The Box of Eternal Donuts.
• Lying-little-weasels only begins to cover it.
• ...Disney buying Canada and turning it into a theme park...
• CIFS
• InterNIC announces domain removals June 24
• HTML O' The Day
• HTML O' The Day
• Why GNU su does not support the wheel group.
• The Island Formerly Known As Java*
• Well, they do need test subjects...
• An Open Letter from JavaSoft President Alan Baratz
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, June 19, 1996
• Local residents are unwilling to risk arrest ...
• ... a world record for an encased pork product.
• "Intel Inside"?
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 378!
• HTML o' the day
• QOTD
• Bulls win with Mac!
• The Straight Dope
• Microsnot Corp
• Interested in tax-free living?
• Corporate Home Page Generator
• CWD -- The Prize Factor
• Re: Bulls win with Mac!
• HTML O' The Day
• As opposed to the rest of NT.
• The Finger
• Welcome to the shallow end of the gene pool...
• Resume Bloopers
• A splinter movement.
• Is your family dysfunctional?
• (Not actual size)
• "Windows 95 Compatible" and "INTERNET-READY"!
• Public Humiliation for Crimes; Ain't That a Shame?
• The Liberal Lunch
• The Warning Signs of Insanity
• Letter of Resignation
• Cyberspace: A feminist perspective
• http://www.danger.com/pages.html
• So, if you need a quick energy boost, drink up!
• FCC ruling.
• Seen on the side of a bus.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, June 26, 1996
• Microsoft Bites the Wax Tadpole
• The New Priest
• A career in woodshop beckons.
• Re: A career in woodshop beckons.
• Blonde Ambition
• Some email to make you feel really, really old.
• CWD -- Keys to the Kingdom
• A nun, a hippy and a bus driver...
• Laptop 54, where are you?
• "Please try again later."
• Now do you believe we can destroy your computers?
• Job Opportunity Talk
• Fruitcup of the week award for this one.
• Space Trivia
• Kermit's a peeper!
• Pirate's Progress
• CERT Advisory CA-96.13
• Cookies
• Cosmo Resign
• "Barney," "fun," "sex," and numerous dirty words
• Signature quote of the day
• Microsoft Announcement Template
• Microsoft is looking for a Java evangelist...
• Dave Barry on College
• HTML O' The Day
• Who do you want to insult today?
• UTC [was * 11 months to the telephone area code change in Finland]
• Looking for Drunks
• Yet Another Lawyer Joke
• Just another day on the farm...
• Where you put them is your own business.
• HLD PUBLISHING COMPANY reserves the right to cancel its own postings.
• Signature quote of the day
• Top Ten Psycho Pickup Lines...
• Real Life Cybersex
• Real Life Cybersex
• "One-handed" -- for what *exactly* are we surfing, here?
• We are I Don't Care.
• Microsoft shenanigans
• Stupid people tricks.
• Mutiny on the Internet
• Man's best friend: Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
• O for tuna.
• Re: O for tuna.
• If Detroit built computers instead of cars...
• KLINGON LETTER GLOTTAL STOP
• Trivia: internet and the home PC user
• MEME 2.07
• There'll always be an England
• JOTD
• QOTD
• HTML O' The Day
• A Letter From Outer Space
• MSNBC
• If nurses were sysadmins...
• Home of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
• HERMANN HATES Manly Men (#9)
• Sexium is a Trademark of Intel Corporation
• Marriage
• The world according to the Equine-L list...
• Microsoft's NT Workstation 4.0 and Web serving.
• Re: Microsoft's NT Workstation 4.0 and Web serving.
• Intel *shakes* the Internet Telephony Marketplace
• Tell-tale signs of the engineer ...
• ... in case he gets invited to an impromptu stag-do.
• The things people are willing to send by email....
• Re: Marriage
• A _Really_ Bad joke
• Preparation for Parenthood
• Abbott & Costello, 1996
• Making DNA Add
• Scrappy is the Yoko Ono of Saturday morning cartoons.
• Olympic JOTD
• Atlanta Status
• Say hi to that eye
• ... directly correlates to the average suckpoint
• CALDERA SUES MICROSOFT FOR ANTITRUST PRACTICES
• HTML O' The Day
• Excerpted: Shoptalk
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 383!
• If you work with telcos...
• The investors, some of whom he met mountain climbing ...
• Perspective
• Deconstructionism ...
• Warning: [Canadian] Political Humor
• Speeding
• Home on Deranged
• HPCwire NewsFlash: Cray Files Suit Against NEC
• IBM supercomputer, Russian CD-ROM
• "A beautiful Hegelian thinker" who remains a virgin
• Gay JOTD
• Mac Attacks
• #18: Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
• Securing 5% of the Internet against Wiretapping by Christmas
• The Ventriloquist Cowboy
• Take the President Clinton trivia test
• The dumbest-ever crook
• COJONES
• After all, it has found a cure for old age.
• The Mystery of the Porcelain Altar
• GPS to the rescue: "a virtual prison with an orbiting warden"
• Academia
• Hermann Hates #10
• bud ugly web page design
• Aliens, Area 51 & the Newton
• The Una-bong-er.
• Which Condom would you use....
• Re: Aliens, Area 51 & the Newton
• 1-888-EASY-ISP
• YabbaDabbaDoo!
• "Halt! Or I'll say `halt' again!"
• Customer queries which give one pause...
• The Urban Legends Archive
• The first message.
• Beatles
• If you plan to live here, you're going to get snipped.
• Codes in Hustler
• Now, go back to where your dead, featherless chickens are ...
• Logging.
• Animated GIFs - http://www2.hawaii.edu/~janetb/index1.html
• Ssssssswing and a miss!
• Don't be irreplaceable...
• Retro computing (HTML O' The Day)
• And it was *this* big! Really!
• That's what C++ is for.
• URL O' The Day
• New York Summer Games
• Little Known Facts
• JOTD
• Digital at SIGGRAPH 96
• The very most important thing to remember is: Lid Up, Seat Down.
• Evolution in action
• NASA might have found Martian life
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, July 26, 1996
• AAAS Press Releases: Life on Mars?
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, August 02, 1996
• Intel Inside
• AOL Crash
• Re: AOL System Crash on 07-Aug?
• And the award for worst analogy in a product review goes to...
• Analog examination
• Remember the exploded whale?
• Signature of the day
• What the Internet means to education
• Is the election already over, or what?
• Hermann Hates #11
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 385!
• The old fart was right.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, August 07, 1996
• The Futile Fugue: Variations on a Theme (HTML O' The Day)
• QOTD
• Opposite Ends
• My! I've gotta get me one of these...
• And from there on it's all downhill.
• Oh brother.
• Excerpted: TBTF for 8/8/96
• [NTSEC] nt4 security bug
• alt.humor.best-of-usenet: "Best post of the week!"
• ... the first cyberspace gang.
• Software Development
• A guy walks into a bar...
• Humorous Church Bulletins
• Gymnastic gold or no gymnastic gold, you're too short for the rides!
• Compuserve: "We do not encourage mailing lists"
• U.S. government to test car stopper device.
• You might be a racer if....
• An NBC Olympic moment
• snail-mail gateways
• Reality
• Packing, and math.
• ... the IBM Host and the Riders of Motorola
• Lawyers..
• QOTD
• Posting O' The Day
• Dieting
• ... an intense electromagnetic charge
• Why not C++?
• HTML O' The Day
• Hermann Hates #12
• Exams
• The European Beer Consumers Union
• A business luncheon..
• "...so please don't give the number to anyone else."
• Word O' The Day
• Jerk of the Week
• And your employees aren't nearly as good looking as ours.
• Ricky, don't lose that number.
• A few jokes...
• Lawyers..
• A Clean Record is Only a Lap Dance Away.
• Technical Question O' The Day
• Comment of the Day
• Oobleck anyone?
• Random Messages.
• Strippers Unite
• US Department of Justice
• Hacker Vandalizes Web Site Of U.S. Justice Department
• Coffee
• I look up curried carrots in the cookbook...
• QOTD
• oooOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
• Signs of the Zodiac
• "I saw some movement!"
• QOTD
• Microbiology 125* ... Multimedia Correspondence Course
• QOTD
• Search from your browser's URL window.
• QOTD
• The Day the Service Died.
• ...a whole new meaning to the ... concept of Mother Earth
• Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts!
• Tales From The Confessional
• Mad Hacker
• It is against state policy to pave over a deer.
• Editorial comment in a hostname ...
• at ... ummm ... at ... hmmmmmm . Your Tax Dollars, anyway
• Music at Summer Camps.
• HTML O' The Day
• mmm, mx records
• Usenet
• Race Tracks
• Re: The new Usenet
• Hermann Hates #14
• Neighborhood hookers require an "E" ticket.
• Modem "whoa"s
• JOIN THE PARTY!
• HTML o' the Day
• A rather offensive joke.
• a speedy release date..
• Password Guidelines
• Re: a speedy release date..
• {Rich Graves Only} Enclosed
• New Airport Bomb Plan Considered
• HTML of the Day
• So for the LOVE OF GOD, forward this e-mail...
• JOTD
• JOTD
• Internet advertising
• The Jesus Homepage
• MEME 2.10
• High Tech Computer Sales Jargon
• NEWS.COM reports -- China bans 100 Web sites
• We've worked hard to become what we are...
• Get the point?
• Another "it had to happen..."
• HTML O' The Day
• Quote of the day
• Alien Abduction
• polyglots (multi-language programs)
• "maintain maximum forward airspeed"
• If the person you first call does not have the brain...
• Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!
• Dilbert Newsletter 12.0
• How did the chicken cross the road?
• Excerpted: Whiteboard News
• military GPS jamming (alleged)
• "What's wrong with having on of them on the mouse?"
• Lucent Loses on Jeopardy
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, September 04, 1996
• Today's Unclear on the Concept Award
• Space Aliens
• For hardening our hearts -- Jelly doughnuts
• JOTD
• JOTD
• Shrink-wrap licenses
• Engineers vs Programmers
• Failed Dates
• ... and squash him like a truffle.
• Spamericks
• HTML O' The Day
• Would studying quantum mechanics help?
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, September 09, 1996
• Ellen comes out.
• Whoa -- honesty in marketing!
• The Search Voyeur
• Turning NT Workstation into NT Server
• Pema Jones on teaching Buddhism in the U.S.
• I quickly explained myself and I think she bought it.
• what the page calls a "luscious vixen of meteorology" ...
• "Did your monkey just do what I think it did?"
• Browser Mania
• Chat Room Sex
• Using telephone numbers as domain names.
• WebTV
• Possibly Offensive JOTD
• The Winchester Mystery Architecture
• Unidentified subject!
• Anagram O' The Day
• Winchester Mystery ...
• Phones
• The trick is to count their legs and divide by four.
• HTML O' The Day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, September 13, 1996
• DEA agents accuse CIA of tapping phones of overseas bureaus
• Trivia
• Software for Suicide
• Assorted Q's OTD
• TWA 800 - Look out conspiracy buffs...
• Olestra
• Lexis-Nexis Personal Information Database (P-TRAX)
• WEIRDNUZ.446 (News of the Weird, August 23, 1996)
• Harper's Index -- June, 1996
• JOTD
• Golden Opportunity
• A couple of good-o-boys...
• more grist for the mill
• Personals
• HTML O' The Day
• `Rescue Me' a message from Shannon...
• Re: Lexis-Nexis Personal Information Database (P-TRAX)
• Re: TWA 800 - Look out conspiracy buffs...
• Double up, can't get a ride....
• Re: TWA 800 - Look out conspiracy buffs...
• No. Just put the bother on the side.
• Re: TWA 800 - Look out conspiracy buffs...
• Can you say "Unclear on the concept?"
• Lions' Commentary on UNIX 6th Edition
• Witnesses Confirm Missile Took Down TWA 800
• Look at that "S" car go!
• Within months, I found myself listening to heavier and heavier stuff.
• Retirement and Training Policies
• Automobile Acronyms
• The Not So Correct Dictionary
• Why I fired my secretary...
• Occasional wifebeating OK, Italian court rules
• More on Server versions of WNT:
• Excerpted Edupage.
• Children's Books
• Fun Facts (?)
• I have a task and a quarry for today, oh yes.
• This Should Do For Awhile.
• Kurt Vonnegut Speaks Out on the Meaning of Life
• They're called stereotypes, 'cause there are people like that.
• QOTD
• Letter from Mom
• HTML O' The Day
• Videos
• Extensions to HTML
• And how do they get those little people inside my TV Set?
• Techniques in Conflict Resolution
• MSNBC / TWA explosion
• When In Camelot...
• You're never more than a keystroke away from the FishCam.
• The OJ trial as told by Dr. Seuss
• Large ISPs, Small ISPs, Cisco and one great scam.
• Skiing
• And the Dark Lord...
• Dandelion Coffee, and the Most Expensive Coffee in the World
• Smooching Munchkins
• Exceperted: News of the Weird
• More Junk than you can shake a stick at...
• The Internet Kills!
• Once upon a time...
• Windows NT File Corruption Problem
• School suspends 8th-grader over Midol
• Alice in Unix-land
• Lawyers looking to cyberspace for billable hours
• Hermann Hates Getting Old (#16)
• UK Safety Net
• Skiier's URL o' the Day
• world.brain.com
• Disney Shows Two Worlds
• MEME 2.12 - "SYN Flooding"
• Arson Investigators
• memory price rumors
• The latest phone scam?
• Re: memory price rumors
• Reservations of An Airline Agent
• Re: The latest phone scam?
• Poetry 'R Us
• Ring of Steel ... "tapestry, chain, Mossberg 12-gauge"
• Medical transcription errors
• "People are grabbing at them all the time."
• JOTD
• "This puzzled the Marketing Manager..."
• High-Tech Hikers
• MEME 2.12 -- Panix's Rosen Responds
• mini-AIR Oct. 96 -- The 1996 Ig Nobel Prizewinners
• Are you showing your age?
• Mr. Boo Yuk looked set for fame.
• CONCENTRIC NETWORK OBTAINS JUDICIAL RELIEF AGAINST SPAMMER
• TBTF for 10/9/96: Can't get there from here
• http://www.hotbot.com/FAQ/faq-ui.html
• Fate (aka Doom)
• Bad! JOTD. Bad, bad, bad! JOTD
• Bill of No Rights
• Death, taxes, and gas bills
• The difference between engineers and the rest of the world...
• Sig O' The Day
• Essay contest winner
• You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
• Cows With Guns
• Help keep our gene pool clean!
• Re: SF Gator's Physical Exam
• Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
• Helper, help thyself.
• Your anticipated cooperation is greatly appreciated.
• Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
• Internet ScamBusters #9
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, October 14, 1996
• JOTD
• ... will own the phrase
• Our goverment (funding agencies) at work.
• QOTD
• ... written by Barney The Dinosaur while 'shrooming.
• God's latest email
• Microsoft Phases Out Future Development for the MIPS Platform
• JOTD
• Microsoft and Divine Intervention
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, October 16, 1996
• ele-X-ion
• Seymour Cray and Macintosh
• crapd
• Who watches the watchers?
• Politics in Ecuador...
• Replies to MAILER-DAEMON
• Hermann Hates #17 - HERMANN HATES Communication
• On a somewhat more embarrassing note, we had our first fat fight.
• SF Gator's Physical Exam
• Helms, undeterred by fact or sanity...
• ... and information overload.
• Call Me a Sissy, I Like My Blood
• FOTD
• McMe McOh-my.
• HTML O' [the last few] Day[s]
• ... boil it until such insolence ends.
• More on McDonalds
• The Open University spent £2.50 on a copy of Playboy ...
• Little Johnnie JOTD
• You will be assimilated...
• Campaign Humor (Urban Legend O' The Day?)
• Cigarettes linked to cancer
• Analogy O' The Day
• Beer Drinker's Trouble-shooting Guide
• Beatles Classics for Tech Heads
• Here, hold this for me.
• Pure logic is like a purple stretch-velvet minidress...
• Hot Hollywood Gossip
• The History Of Music (Creationist Version)
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, October 21, 1996
• Our kind of guy.
• Laugh of the Day (about Netscape)
• Words to live by.
• Elections are such perilous times for personal liberty
• Unidentified subject!
• Drugs aren't the *only* thing the schools are watching...
• Urban Legend of the Day..
• Well, that one slipped through...
• Dead funny.
• Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!
• Smoking
• 100 Things to do to be "a man."
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, October 23, 1996
• The Joys of SCSI
• Fun stats about the web
• Your history lesson for the day...
• End of the world
• Barbie is on track for $1.6-$1.7 billion in 1996.
• HTML o' the Day
• Platform-independent hardware.
• Internet Downtime
• Re: Internet Downtime
• URL O' The Day (Ooops.)
• Re: Bizarre travel anecdote....
• ... spend a lot of time with other countries, and maybe get a clue.
• ... all of the sex you've had has been for the good of the country.
• QOTD
• ... all of the sex you've had has been for the good of the country.
• JOTD
• Green Eggs and Hamlet
• The 'wired' school of writing...
• Body Art
• Relativistic Time Travel in Renton
• Announcing a New Way to Acquire Your Hernia
• URL O' The Day
• T-Minus 10 To The 8th And Counting
• Grandparents
• Macho Pickups
• Advice O' The Day.
• 'scuse me, Ossifer
• QOTD
• CWD -- "CyberGangs" Hoax
• After all, how do you think the acid got there in the first place?
• Energizer Bunny Dead!
• Voodoo Dick (yet another possibly offensive joke)
• Mad Digs and Englishmen
• Men's Room Etiquette
• Jargon update
• FCC ban on liquor advertising
• The Pope's Operation
• He's not hurting, but doesn't seem to be smiling a whole lot either.
• Blissful Ignorance...
• Vote for Perot!
• 3COM Chooses UNIX For 3COM Park Kiosks
• Those [Us?] wacky Canadians...
• Dear Abby...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, November 01, 1996
• ... it was a completely different context
• When is Volume 4 coming out?
• Dynamic User Help
• Determining the height of a tall building...
• Da Da
• "Quake" Game Worries An Access Provider
• Berzerkely at its finest.
• The seven deadly sins of highly successful people.
• ``How to Kill an Eel''
• Editor wars...
• Well, that can happen.
• Life Got You Down?
• Lawyers
• Idaho Sex Law Sends Pregnant Teens to Court
• MFS's $500 MILLION, 10GB CONNECTION - WHO CAN CATCH UUNET NOW?
• QOTD
• Halloween at DreamWorks
• So back to Tom.
• For graduate students, it's playing Maxwell's Silver Hammer a lot.
• No Taste
• "Touch Woody - The Internet Pecker"
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, August 19, 1996
• Junk Mail Policy
• Diary of a Californian couple
• Debt...
• When killing a mime, use a silencer; a mannequin, use...
• ... and to avoid further offence
• Da Jets
• Excerpted: Edupage, 12 November 1996
• Click here to read her most embarrassing secret.
• Love vs Lust vs Marriage
• Pickle Joke O' The Day
• The fight was delayed briefly...
• [comp.arch: Home computers and beer. (Was: Mainframes & Unix)]
• Working definitions...
• Headline of the Year Contender
• Excerpt: discussion of car exceeding speed of light
• C, More or Less
• Kelley's Blue Book
• We were discussing chemical weapons ...
• NT Password Cracker (for a fee)
• On the nature of the Universe
• I write K&R C. I laugh at termios.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, November 15, 1996
• Excerpted: Net Informant
• I have no idea where this originates.
• Pierre the French Fighter Pilot
• Marriage
• !!!!!
• The Statue
• Dear Editor
• Words to Live By.
• An oldie but a goodie...
• dJOTD
• Women - A Chemical Analysis
• Windows 93?
• Good Gravy!
• Conspiracy Theory O' The Day
• QOTD
• Kisses
• Operation: Manager
• Touche' -Hazardous Materials Information Sheet
• Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squid.
• Five word review of First Contact.
• Really Scary Site O' the Day
• Go Lemmings Go!
• Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.
• On the average...
• Hermann Hates #19 - Hermann Hates Mainstream Music
• Three cowboys are sitting around...
• TWA: Witness Illustration
• Tools, Explained
• Telemarketer Silliness
• Thanksgiving lore
• Quote of the day
• Metachain
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: 12/02/96 -- ShopTalk
• Tales of the boys in blue
• Don't worry, be happy.
• MTV has found a new way to milk the Web for cash.
• A Non-politically correct Joke
• Semester Burnout
• ... the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long.
• Ten things that sound dirty at Thanskgiving, but aren't.
• Borg Barbie
• "We see a lot of short-sightedness"
• The MS SO Suite
• What Men Really Mean
• JOTD
• Mouse balls.
• Television Ends
• What should I do with the bodies?
• Just far too PC...
• If I ever become an Evil Overlord
• Hot Rumor O' The Day
• As for what makes a man proud...
• Well, at least he's likely to get his wish.
• Another Psychic Hotline Success Story...
• GM Airbag Contest
• JOTD
• Obscure Medical JOTD
• Thank you for calling Etch-A-Sketch Support!
• Restructuring
• Hermann Hates #20 - Hermann Hates Christmas
• Re: Restructuring
• Toys for Windows '95
• Advisor Language at the Thesis Defense
• It's A Dog's Life
• Woof! Woof!
• Dilbert Newsletter 13.01
• The Evolution of a Programmer
• Teen math whizzes best Euclid
• Introducing: *The* New Product to Replace e-Mail!
• earthstar.com lawsuit
• Writings in the Snow
• Women ... may bare their breasts in public
• Telerobotics Course
• Re: Hot Rumor O' The Day
• Tickle me Taz!?
• 3M -- Marsupial Murder Mysteries
• QOTD
• A list of RFCs.
• And a waiting list of applicants...
• Sig O' The Day
• Unintended Insight #726
• Linus v2.0 released
• The InterNIC: a case study in bad database management
• TBTF for 12/14/96: Flight 54 where are you?
• The Taco Bell Conspiracy
• ULOTD
• I was so proud!
• Substantiatively Ludicrous
• Seven of the World's Easiest Questions
• InterNIC and possible double billing...
• Re: QOTD
• Legal Beagle: Diaries of a Canine Counselor
• ... or the destruction of the Earth.
• Where Kwality is Job #1.
• The End of the World FAQ
• Unquotable Quotes
• The X(mas) Files
• It's a Miracle!
• A man walks into a bar...
• 000aaarawhotsexsexsexxxxilla1.com
• Don't Panic!
• Jack and Jill
• Christmas musings...
• Church Initiation Practices
• "i HATE grading finals"
• the only Christmas album by a born-again, ukulele-playing man-boy...
• Email we never quite finished reading.
• Cartoon figures most likely to be drug abusers...
• Pinpoint Marketing
• Judge rules export controls on crypto unconstitutional
• Academic Research
• Computer Voodoo
• Combat Machines 96
• Sounds about right
• There are folks less cynical than I.
• Jacking in from the "Two Flew Over the Crypto Nest" port
• Resume Translator
• blessed by God
• Jobs is working for Apple again
• A Modernized Christmas Carol
• Vehicle Search
• Today's Christmas Technology
• Bwahahahaha! "Merry Christmas!"
• Hey kids! Forget about shoveling sidewalks, make some real money!
• Apples NeXT Step.
• Cats
• Ever wonder what makes the Secret Service nervous?
• 11 years after the fact.
• 920 Disc Drive
• ... and a promise of a quarter-ounce of Clay's finest
• Jesus *H* Christ
• Demonic Dolls
• Road to pave? Remember Burma-Shave?
• The Engineers approach to women...
• Scientific American profile of @Home
• Marvel Holding Cos (NYSE:MRV) files for Chapter 11
• Bookstores charging high prices for public domain books...
• Hermann Hates Holiday Special
• Jacking in from the "Spam in the Stocking" Port
• bzzzzzz...
• Toasty warm.
• 'shrooms
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, December 30, 1996
• Why would anybody ask such a stupid question?
• U.S. Inmate Electrocuted by Faulty Headphones
• Have you ever sent email? You will.
• Quote of the day
• Didn't they see it coming?
• *Ting-a-ling*
• Poem O' The Day
• The Worlds Longest Unguarded Border
• JOTD
• But of all the woes of humankind...
• I've Met Jesus Twice.
• PNG: The birth of a standard.
• Say, you know what's happening this Sunday, don't you?
• Polly want a cracker?
• HAL's Legacy (a plug for the book)
• Re: Say, you know what's happening this Sunday, don't you?
• It even "Has a 100% data preservation rating!"
• because "pure data can never host a file."
• Americans, Lawyers, and a little slice of land.
• Help Desk Humor: A True Story
• Taking safety to the limits.
• Hackers Hack Crack, Steal Quake
• The Fun_People Regular January Special Oxymoron Issue
• Hustler Happy Meal
• The Differences Between Men and Women
• Skytel re-invents the Infinite Loop
• BSD gets everywhere.
• HMO FAQ
• ... a $70-million atom-shooting device ... explode.
• 3M sues Microsoft
• And she's no blond...
• Room temperature super-conductor.
• Good manual entry.
• Possible Urban Legend O' The Day
• Touching Story O' The Day
• You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
• If I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna *look* impotent.
• FAT IS ONLY UGLY UNTIL YOU PUT A NIPPLE ON IT!
• ... include suicide prevention centers and police departments
• So, what do you think of the weather we're having?
• "Now I just read C code instead."
• The Cliche Expert Testifies on Love
• JOTD
• the Society for the Preservation of Artifical Wildlife
• He shoots! It's good!
• Impure Mathematics
• The Famous Tupperware Burp...
• FBI wiretaps
• Prison Drug of Choice
• [alt.2600.hackerz] The best Hacker!
• Life Imitates Dilbert
• Flash Mountain
• Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?
• Heavenly Humor
• ... wish for nothing but friendly intercourse with Earth meat beings
• The problem is that someday everyone else's life will be on the Net.
• If you had a MAC, you'd be done now.
• U.S. probe suggests life possible on Jupiter moon
• Microsoft - gotta admire their cunningness
• A nasty, likely offensive JOTD.
• "Ichijiku enema" is a "Windows95" in the market of enemas.
• EMERGENCY - security breached by NaughtyRobot
• Well, it was interesting while it lasted.
• `Cool' computers
• the worst Perl book ever
• Geek Girls
• HTML O' The Day
• Blame it on Del Rio
• Brain Teasers
• 1/21/97 Elvis' Manager 'Colonel' Tom Parker, dies at 87
• Confusion O' The Day
• HTML of the Day
• Virtual Pet Craze Sweeps Japan
• QOTD
• SmartHouse
• Bohemian Rhapsody (Object Oriented)
• Excerpted: 01/23/97 -- ShopTalk
• Rumored Easter Egg O' The Day
• The Golden Arches Theory of Conflict Prevention
• Our can's ass.
• Easter Egg(s) O' The Day
• The Top 16 Web Pages Least Likely to Prosper
• Random things to worry about.
• HTML O' The Day
• The Dark Sucker Theory
• QOTD: Falling in love...
• Brain Teasers
• Like a leopard.
• HTML of the Day
• Whee.
• Computer game of the day
• John Wayne Tampons
• John Wayne Tampons (proper credits)
• Implanted Microscopic Brain Chips - AF 2025
• Not your average daily driver...
• Little Old Lady
• The Hacker FAQ for Managers
• Ever had one of those moments?
• Wacka waka bang splat!
• Honey, you want to open the door while I get the bags?
• Surfing For Porn, Paying In Phone Bills
• I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
• Hoax e-mail is the newest form a Net.attack
• IRS Computer Systems
• ``I think I'll wait till it comes out on video.''
• Kill off the slow and the weak!
• Well, I'd never take it out of context.
• International Ad Hoc Committee (IAHC)
• Hindsight
• Arkansas
• Guess it wasn't smoking after all.
• Run with me on this one...
• mmm, ActiveX...
• The Trunk
• List of blackboard openings
• The difference between men and women.
• OpenDOS
• I always wondered why bikes were so popular in Europe.
• Okay, guess the year.
• Telco propsal to charge for modem use
• McAfee Discovers First Linux Virus [clari.tw.computers.unix.releases]
• BoS: bliss version 0.4.0
• Re: Telco propsal to charge for modem use
• Re: McAfee Discovers First Linux Virus [clari.tw.computers.unix.releases]
• Spam precedent
• May the force be with you...
• Unidentified subject!
• "Find a Grave"
• UL O' The Day?
• OK, OK.
• Will you suck? You will.
• Re: Fwd: Will you suck? You will.
• A Big Mac Attack?
• HP BUS CONSULTANT FOUND
• Tommorows justice system, Today.
• Signature of the day
• Jane Tollini is promising the hottest, raciest, X-rated sex tour...
• JOTD
• The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
• Wizard of Oz to Floyd's Dark Side
• Um, how would that work, exactly?
• Bill Gates on Movies
• QOTD
• Interesting Trivia
• The War of the Sexes
• Is there a way I can get reimbursed?
• A Natural Closer
• There was an F40 sitting out front...
• ActiveX security problem - another look
• Made to order flames...
• Juries
• Re: Juries
• Going Postal
• Free Beer?
• 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem.
• Re: ActiveX security problem - another look
• MOTHERSHIP ACCIDENTLY DESCENDS ON HOOTIE CONCERT.
• More, New Young Science
• Rude, sexist JOTD
• Do you want highs with that?
• [Possibly Offensive] JOTD
• The Stages of Life
• We need some bigger keys, folks.
• Thermodynamics & Hell
• In a Netscape Minute...
• Cultural Differences Explained
• Proof of God??!!
• Dear Diary.
• German wannabe back robbers steal camera
• MS on the CCC ActiveX virus
• HTML O' The Day
• What people have to understand is this was an honest mistake.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, February 19, 1997
• Illiterate? Write today for free help.
• Flying Blind.
• ... viewing other people as 100 watt lightbulbs.
• Seinfeld, the Observant
• The Parenting Test
• For all you still planning to ski this season...
• RE: ... viewing other people as 100 watt
• Lab humor.
• No jokes today.
• Be afraid, be very afraid.
• Draw?
• FidoNet
• Taster's Choice: The Movie
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Tuesday, February 25, 1997
• Beyond Cloning
• At The Track...
• Dead Frog
• The Last Things Any [Wo]man Would Ever Say
• Don't Choke!
• Debian rides Space Shuttle!
• Watch and learn.
• Perl5 is JTA Certified
• "Cool" not so "hot" in Turkey
• Re: Beyond Cloning
• 3com and US Robitics to Combine
• Today's fantasy.
• Putting the 'b' in "subtle".
• Larry Ellision on Steve Jobs and Apple
• Words Of Advice for Young People
• Oh Joy.. Multilingual Junk E-Mail
• Yes I'm Tired
• What's POSIX?
• ATT wireless announcement
• Re: Words Of Advice for Young People
• The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
• Reason #173 to fear those with access to technology.
• My Very First Time
• dc - written in sed!?
• Re: dc - written in sed!?
• A Big Union Leader.
• Yard work
• What you have here is a natural occurance.
• Windows can be hacked through IE
• The first method is far more difficult.
• Doing Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
• Thinking of ewe
• Donations for O.J.
• ... and everybody knows your name.
• Sometimes life *does* imitate morality plays.
• HotBits: Genuine random numbers, generated by radioactive decay.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, March 05, 1997
• There's these things, and then there's those things...
• Re: Macarena!!!
• We will drink vodka!
• More Macarena
• JOTD
• A Real Bad JOTD
• Ethnic JOTD
• Deductive reasoning
• Imagine the joy...
• Decisions, decisions...
• Racial JOTD
• Forty-Six Possibly Interesting Facts
• Earn the `Master of Webmastering'
• A 200hp electric car with 120 mile range and 1hr recharge time!
• Charcoal-lighting
• Hermann Hates Boston Drivers (HH #25)
• Statistics defeated by example.
• Lemme tell you what's too thick...
• Apartment Incident
• Typo of the Day
• Excerpted: 03/18/97 -- ShopTalk
• A Short History of Medicine
• I wonder which on is the Poo-baa...
• Java from the geopolitical perspective [S. Jobs]
• ... they're easy to carry *AND* cheaper?!?
• Cyber Legend of the Day?
• Tickle me, you sexy love doll!
• Condom Joke of the Day
• JOTD
• Network Solutions hit with suit from C/Net
• The New York Subway
• Take heart, Milli Vanilli fans
• My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.
• A Country goes Offline
• Congradulations on your new location!
• That was me, and you just turned 18.
• Things You'd Rather Not Hear During Surgery
• For these, our young detectives and their hound.
• Re: Things You'd Rather Not Hear During Surgery
• Cults, UFO's, and Web Developers??
• Re: Cults, UFO's, and Web Developers??
• You know you are from the Bay Area when...
• Re: Cults, UFO's, and Web Developers??
• Amazing what a mass suicide will do...
• Re: Cults, UFO's, and Web Developers??
• This has got to be some kind of record.
• Re: Cults, UFO's, and Web Developers??
• `This was a huge mistake.'
• Explicit Elvis Evidence Exposed!
• QOTD
• Heavensgate mirror
• Mutant cold virus kills cancer cells
• I hate it when that happens...
• Your data doesn't sleep, why should your programmers?
• PC UNIX
• Re: `This was a huge mistake.'
• Chemical Limerick
• Re: I hate it when that happens...
• Three Propositions.
• Stock Options
• Dust off your resume'...
• Re: Crackers Obtained Gulf War Military Secrets (RISKS-18.94,95)
• Linus Torvald hired at Sun!
• Hey, now that's a good idea!
• Custer's Last Thought
• AOL Interview With The Easter Bunny
• A Happy Thought
• Welcome to Paperspace
• And at 17%, good tippers, but not great tippers.
• ... if male is under 14 his physical ability must be proved
• use Perl5::Analogies
• Where else?
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, March 31, 1997
• Poor Tiddles...
• Insensitive product names.
• JOTD
• I'm not mad-- I just have an uncommon vision. You understand.
• Quote of the day
• Interesting domains on hold
• Inquiring clones want to know!
• Higher Source Raises Stakes in Internet Technology
• ... would get 36% less wet than a walker in heavy rain.
• Heaven's Gate: Insurance
• InterNIC moves quickly
• Microsoft in the Ozarks
• You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a diagnosis.
• In the unlikely event of a water landing...
• He was annoyed with them.
• "I am interested in women's sexual pleasure and fulfillment."
• Who indeed?
• What Annual Reports Won't Say
• An MGB which was converted into a hovercraft...
• I don't know if all you Americans fit the lady's description...
• You Might Be A Sysadmin.
• Blonde offensive JOTD
• Dirty dishes?
• Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?
• You can strap a rocket onto a basset hound...
• With a moo-moo here... (ULOTD?)
• Just to add a little perspective to your lives.
• Scientists design working penis enlarger!
• BMW fixes transmission via dialup to car
• History of Man
• Green Thumb
• The Conference: A Lay-Person's Guide
• Look mom, up in the sky, a.... frog?
• Your Favorite Color is the Key
• Crazy American Laws
• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
• Sorry, wrong number.
• New weight loss program!
• The weakest child got the Special K; it was nature's way.
• "This is real serious stuff."
• Internet Index #18
• Blonde JOTD
• One pill makes you taller.
• ew, signature files.
• How to Give Your Cat a Pill
• Episode One: Zilch and the Posse.
• Bear Hunting
• Excerpt from TBTF for 4/21/97: The hooks and hingles of the world
• Unclear on the Concept.
• She was not recognized for her clothing.
• A Red-bearded "jibbering loony"
• German Internet censorship of xs4all ended today
• East LA HS Math Proficiency Test
• Yes, Virginia, God has a sense of humor.
• Sir, did you call for me?
• My pet birdie.
• Hee Haw! Hee Haw!
• Excerpted: 04/23/97 -- ShopTalk
• Wired on Powerpoint
• Hitchcock's Elevator Story
• And the rest, as they say, is history...
• ULotD: Darwin at Work
• "It is just as if he had gone away on a business trip."
• Henry Ford converses with a fellow inventor.
• Tech-support is not for the squeamish.
• A Nice Rejection Letter...
• DHMO in the news!
• AGIS: King of Spam
• Grandpa?
• Treble -- Women ain't nothin' but
• A young guy goes into a bar...
• Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
• Is it a pay week?
• Bonobo Society: Amicable, Amorous and Run by Females
• UL comes to life.
• ... notifying authorities within a week if it's moved
• Engine found on right wing after brief search.
• Good research.
• Everyday's going to be Monday for a while
• Dilbert Newsletter 14.0
• As if traffic weren't bad enough around here.
• Yet another reason not to miss that morning joe...
• Hang on, I'll be right back.
• MOTD on our VAX today
• In a pigs eye? Er... when cows fly!?
• Quote of the day: Computers
• Solaris Source
• Gates to buy WSJ?
• The dangers of taking a service droid off script
• Science Newsflash
• Quote of the day
• Wheels?
• Hermann Hates #28: Hermann Hates Advertising
• Acknowledgements
• JOTD
• Beer and the Macarena
• Volunteers & Haircuts
• Was it on the same shelf as the peanut butter!?
• Ba-dum!
• I never meta-limerick I didn't like.
• If Microsoft Built Cars
• EarthLink vs. Spammers
• It's the thought police!
• ... a free copy of "Moft Off for Moft Win 95"
• How to Get Out of Debt
• mmm, beer
• Linux on Nintendo 64!?
• Homer loves beer: mmm, beer
• Pentium Pro/II FP bug...
• http://www.computermonitorcases.com/
• A travelin' man.
• A travelin' man.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, May 07, 1997
• QOTD
• Knit two, pearl one, hike!
• Re: Pentium Pro/II FP bug...
• Re: Linux on Nintendo 64!?
• Netnews Flame O' The Day
• Mach 9
• Top Ten Signs You Might Be a UNIX Geek
• The Ten Commandments of DOS
• QOTD
• 400 foreskins for the pretty one.
• Why we love Macintosh.
• DEC Sues Intel!
• A Poem
• JOTD
• QOTD
• Asian 'emoticons'
• Cyrix sues Intel; riding Digitals wave?
• The Incredible Growing, Shrinking Organ!
• Excerpted: 05/12/97 -- ShopTalk
• The Theory of Relativity
• How to pickup women.
• Are you a Turtle?
• URL of the Day
• Here Fishy, Fishy...
• Re: URL of the Day
• DEC Sues Cyrix, claiming Cyrix copied its lawsuit against Intel
• Tip for the Day
• A guy is out golfing...
• Stupid Japanese LCD games
• I tend to unzip mine rather than an for it...
• ULotD? Dogs as Ground Straps.
• Another Computer Bug: Ants in the Machine
• Re: I tend to unzip mine rather than aim for it...
• French Food.
• There isn't much of a market for a maimed parrot.
• Thought for the day
• TBTF for 5/22/97: Limning the lineaments
• American Christians -- Oh God...
• Understanding relationships...
• Reverend, I have a problem...
• Why you should go to jail instead of work?
• Tips from Junior Employees to Senior Managers
• New M$ Release: The MS Work Simulator
• Furor Erupts in Brigham City Schools
• Better write this one down.
• Bumper Sticker
• full circle: Intel sues Digital
• Post-Cold War Pentagon Singles Ad.
• Heaven's Gate and alien abduction insurance.
• ChildCare Action Project
• The Naming of Hosts
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, May 12, 1997
• The company has hesitated from marketing the product in the US...
• Sun Crypto Skirts Feds
• OK, OK, speed doesn't matter.
• Don't lick those golf balls, expert warns
• X-Header O' The Day
• She is not `easy', she is `horizontally accessible'.
• ... she will steal all your sweatshirts to sleep in.
• Hack Lite
• Judge Acquits Indian Who Killed an Evil Spirit
• Sig o' the Day
• Why do little people get so much yogurt?
• Tip for the day.
• Em er an interview with Andy McNab.
• JOTD
• Lawyers
• Normal
• Nerds vs Jocks
• Man's 25 Rules for Women
• The Power of Good Marketing
• Texas Driver's License database on the web
• I don't remember feeling this way in 1983.
• "We don't want our lifeguards to become the breast police"
• And if a random ever sees you,/You gotta have a place to hide.
• Another Lawyer Joke
• Shaggy Stories
• The Hacker's Tarot
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, May 28, 1997
• He Said, She Said
• Sperm must be retrieved within 24 hours of death.
• mmm, guinness...
• You just have to like cool things.
• Busted! No pun intended.
• DEADBEEF
• WEIRDNUZ.479 (News of the Weird, April 11, 1997)
• Police say teen gives birth at the prom, then dances on
• "The Mile High Club"
• Fantasies are free.
• Further UK Election Results
• Play Ball!?
• Soap dispensers...
• Um, I'm probably already in trouble for the last one.
• Can Your Dog Read?
• HTML O' The Day
• How much Cough Syrup before Mom Passes Out?
• We have taken a major step, here.
• Netscape bug!
• Political JOTD
• Bar JOTD
• Another Bar JOTD
• Why's the head bigger?
• Big Brother is washing you.
• Tonga is reselling domains under their toplevel ".to"
• An engineer dies...
• Too smart to be a cop.
• Microsoft SYSV ;-)
• TBTF for 6/16/97: Joshua fit the battle of Jericho
• Learning to Fly!
• She sure could hold her liquor!
• Astronomy Picture of the Day
• New Jargon
• A man's answer to women's men questions...
• What a tragedy...
• Engineering Students
• The BULMASH.COM Humor Column - June 5, 1997
• Woman who neglected her children was Internet addict, police say
• Fine, but will ten gallons be enough?
• In hindsight, insulting the IRS ... was probably not a good idea.
• Like there has to be more to it than that.
• Java Class Files
• Non-parents can never know the glamour.
• The Man From Microsoft
• Probably has his cell phone turned off.
• Post-college realizations
• Pick-Up Line Rebuttles
• Re: Where do you want to go today?
• JOTD - This is a sick one
• "The company that brought you the Internet..."
• What about next year?
• The Truth is Out There
• TBTF for 6/23/97: Obvious, useful, cool
• It's not a "tax", it's an "equitable contribution".
• I slay dragons for a living.
• JOTD
• Edward Tufte on the World Wide Web
• Washroom Privileges
• Conspiracy Theory of the Day
• How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
• QOTD
• The CDA has been overturned.
• ... but I avoided using my safe word.
• HTML O' The Day
• Stuff You Have to Know (but that I'm not going to vouch for).
• Re: Stuff You Have to Know (but that I'm not going to vouch for).
• I really like peanut butter.
• Re: Stuff You Have to Know (but that I'm not going to vouch for).
• Now where'd I put that 1.0e06 db gain Moonbounce antenna?
• The Creation (of the Mac)
• Re: Stuff You Have to Know (but that I'm not going to vouch for).
• Not so famous last words...
• Re: Stuff You Have to Know (but that I'm not going to vouch for)
• Klingon techies
• re: stuff you need to know (more library hijinks)
• Guru Meditation
• Disney revamps (Who Turned Out Roger's Rabbit?)
• Tyson vs Holyfield
• OH-OH-OH-OKLAHOMA, where the films are burnin' on the plains!!
• Re: Stuff You Have to Know (but that I'm not going to vouch for)
• Playmate begs
• Teletubbies
• Tamagothi
• Corporate Zodiac
• Guess that'll teach him.
• Tasty Buzz Taffy
• Virtual Tamaguchi
• ULOTD
• Research implies data can be stored in quantum particles.
• Buzz
• Paul Allen Sues Himself.
• ... it's an unexpected disruption in the normal course of events
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, July 02, 1997
• QOTD
• Everything I needed to know, I learned from video games.
• Microsoft & Mars
• Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
• Seriously, do you like leather mini-skirts?
• ...after all this was a very delicate matter.
• BE OS release QOTD
• NO on Sun's PAS JAVA submission
• Id's Ferrari contest update
• Can you tell we recently had a spelling flame war?
• ... that enhance the quality of personal and business communications
• Titillation
• RESISTANCE-IS-FUTILE.COM
• Taking a bite out of Apple...
• Excerpt from Dilbert Newsletter 15.0
• Dear Abby...
• The Spirit of Christmas
• Dese tree fokkers...
• A lawsuit for your thoughts?
• Blonde JOTD
• Re: Taking a bite out of Apple...
• Re: The Spirit of Christmas
• Air Force Denies Stories of UFO Crash
• Possibly a new trojan horse.
• Re: Possible new trojan horse.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, July 09, 1997
• Web Security Alert: JavaScript
• TICKLISH TORONTO GUYS WANTED
• Does this taste funny to you?
• Only a fool wouldn't vote for that.
• TBTF for 7/14/97: Cold, dead fingers
• Ever have one of those lives, where nothing went right?
• Lawyers more trustworthy than journalists.
• How to be a jerk.
• 10 Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't
• I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification.
• QOTD -- Dennis Miller, from "The Rants"
• Yes, but can they make 'em smaller and better?
• High Speed Police Chase
• Politics for the average Joe
• Much better, thank you!
• They call me Sybil...
• human_dna.h
• 32-bit computing.
• Computer-geek wars.
• Only in America -- Urban Legend of the Day?
• ... until Microsoft itself rots and dies.
• Excerpted: 07/17/97 -- ShopTalk
• ...about as much butt-smooching...as one man should receive...
• Sometimes life's just like that...
• The Ultimate Spam
• Microsoft's Timetable of Doom
• Information on our Doomed Name Services.
• Whatever Happened to "File Not Found"?
• Mark Twain, Herbert Schildt, and the C programming language
• Re: Whatever Happened to "File Not Found"?
• Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven...
• ULOTD?
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, July 14, 1997
• Report from on the scene at the D.C. Fibre cut.
• DNA Proves Man Not Descended from Neanderthals
• Excerpted: SCIENCE-WEEK July 18, 1997
• This is not ROT13, it's German.
• NTK Now
• A CCC Recipe
• Getting Old?
• AOL Hacker Turnaround
• The ABSOLUTE WORST things to say to a Police Officer
• So, this guy walks into a bar...
• Technical Support
• Taking the genre about as far as it will go.
• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
• The UNIX Guru's View of Sex
• QOTD: Free Software
• AOL to Sell Subscriber Telephone Numbers
• Re: AOL to Sell Subscriber Telephone Numbers
• MIR Space Station Update
• Blonde Jokes Revisited
• QOTD: Pray, Mr Babbage...
• The i2o Bus: A Conspiracy Against Free Software?
• Especially side two.
• The ladder out of the gene pool must be at the shallow end.
• The teacher had given the class an assignment.
• Amusing Stories
• Rules for Smog Checks
• While recovering a Microsoft crash...
• Feeling Stressed?
• Redneck Nerds
• I am not a musician, I don't go into the technicalities.
• A Microsoft Warning
• Louisiana, home of the world's fastest children.
• The U.S. just can't get through a year without invading someone.
• Re: I am not a musician, I don't go into the technicalities.
• $/bandwidth used?
• Microsoft and microwave ovens
• HTML O' The Day
• A 10 Micron long guitar
• InCom's PowerComp Libraries: Installation Guide
• Nature 34, nurture 52 and synergy 14.
• I2O, Jim Crow, ...
• It's Captain Xenophobia to the rescue!
• Weeeeeellll, folks, we've been had again.
• Hermann Hates #32
• Tamagotchi - the movie
• This has got to be an Urban Legend.
• Eggheadz
• TBTF for 8/4/97: A morbid taste for fiber
• Quote of the day
• ... with some answers listed under more than one category.
• Beer stories.
• Courtesy of reality.
• The Idiot Test
• Courtesy of reality (but a different one...)
• The Dallas Cowboys.
• New shots fired in the spam war.
• HTML O' The Day
• Dirty JOTD: She looks at her husbands and winks at him...
• Excerpted: SCIENCE-WEEK August 1, 1997 (Molly, Polly, ...)
• A tribute to Bill and Ted.
• Building a private space ship.
• How To Sing The Blues
• UUNET and the Spam campaign
• When it comes to Apple, even thieves get sentimental.
• Joke of the Day: Seems God had a few left-overs...
• JOTD: Tarzan, Moi Jane!
• Dear Mom and Dad...
• They've come to see our pony and they've come to see our dog.
• "AT&T, computer assistance; may I help you?"
• NTK now 8/8/97
• One misty Scottish morning...
• HTML O' The Day
• My Boss "One Liners"
• Java security exposure
• The Annual Nymphomaniac Convention, in Chicago.
• A PC Joke
• What are you lining up for?
• LOVEMAKER v3.1 from EROSOFT
• Signs O' Stress
• Er, um, smileys.. of sorts.
• Top Ten Reasons Microsoft Invested $150 Million In Apple
• Yeah, that kind of covers it.
• The Real Story Behind Microsoft and Apple
• HTML O' The Day
• ... the Earth is being pelted by snowball-like mini-comets
• Microsoft and Java
• Re: Microsoft and Java
• Things That Think
• Tibetan Buddhism
• Dogs
• FreeBSD tasted sort of orange.
• ULotD? Building sand castles...
• Politically Incorrect JOTD
• Hackers export PGP source code - legally!
• mmm, loopholes.
• Re: mmm, loopholes.
• This could be a spot for bus tourists.
• TBTF for 8/18/97: Know when to hold 'em
• CIA unveils new ghetto drugs for '98
• HTML O' The Day
• As to the fish cured in Drano?
• I told him not to worry.
• (Brain of Stig) The future of Pirate Radio.
• Excerpted: 8/18/97--ShopTalk
• The Island Formerly Known As Java
• Dating Don'ts and Don'ts
• How Not To Die: The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
• [Scary] Joke
• PublicData.com
• Top 15 Signs That Microsoft Owns Part of Apple
• Damn incoming taxes!
• Corel/Java
• Multitasking and Chewing Gum
• Microsoft's ActiMatesTM BarneyTM
• ...second time in 4 weeks that WebCom ... has been ... deleted.
• Detective Work
• I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread.
• Top Ten Features Removed From Netscape Communicator
• QOTD: HDs
• A cure for snoring...
• Darth Apple
• Hints.
• Not worried? You will be...
• Borland is suing Microsoft
• Excerpt from TBTF for 8/25/97: Ants go marching
• If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
• A day in the life of a McWorker
• Consumer privacy debate heats up
• I just gave you something that is full of fatal bugs!
• Re: Darth Apple
• There's something wrong when...Shitty Laws!
• I've got a Volvo, and I'm not afraid to use it
• Excerpted: 08/27/97 -- ShopTalk
• Novadigm patents diff(1) and rdist(1).
• Job Application
• A little what for Tat?
• Quote of the day
• NT reliabilty problems solved!
• MS Big Brother '97.
• I'm such a loser.
• Are you normal?
• One for the conspiracy theorists ... [Diana's Death]
• mmm, Pink Floyd.
• Princess Diana, the car.
• Re: One for the conspiracy theorists ... [Diana's Death]
• Wanted: Expert Java programmers, 5+ years experience
• Hermann Hates #33: Hermann Hates THE DAILY ROUTINE
• Flight Numbers
• Flight numbers: Not Quite.
• WGASA?
• The World's Shortest Books
• Dirty Rodman Scoundrel
• All Puppies, All The Time!
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• Just a little anti-MS, maybe...
• Jesus is watching you.
• "Waaagh! Can't do sh*t right!"
• Offensensitivity
• Cheers!
• Whoever controls Princess Diana controls the world.
• Goodbye England's rose.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, September 03, 1997
• OS Wars Trilogy
• OK, OK, another whack on Microsoft.
• AOL buys Compuserve
• http://www.sun.com/realitycheck/
• I before E except after C.
• Grenga sought guidance at the time ...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, September 05, 1997
• Take this McJob and shove it!
• Credit Card might-as-well-equal SSN
• For your kindness I will grant you one wish!
• The 40 best-paid entertainers.
• After the Great Britain Berr Festival...
• The Evolution of Useful Things
• When In Rome, Do As The Romans ...
• Thoughts flew like spaghetti in my brain.
• The Conversion Chart
• One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve...
• Joe was shocked and depressed.
• Sun buys Chorus
• AOL bashing ...
• Netscape and the SSL Patent
• I tot I taw a Puddy Tat!
• Surprise!
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• It's something straight out of Stepford Wives.
• Excerpted from the dead-media list.
• Fore!
• Investing
• Special Notice: News on Pending US Legislation
• NYTimes on latest SAFE "Amendments"
• What gender are computers?
• QsOTD
• But last night I had an affair...
• Sig of the Day
• Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
• TBTF for 9/15/97: Bedtime for crypto
• All NEW Darwin Awards
• Microsoft is the Beatles.
• He and She Definitions
• Brilliant New Advertising Strategy
• QOTD: Churchs
• Top Ten STONES
• What colour of car do you drive?
• mmm, beer.
• .nz humor + Jokes
• We're here to invite you to kiss Hank's ass!
• Jinxed wallpaper?
• Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
• Bad boys have big balls.
• One more cross-out on the Pizza Hut menu.
• QOTD ... `I wrote a program that crashed Windows'
• And the internet takes a deep breath.
• Ferrets
• More on Mr. Reg Mellor...
• A Simple Test
• Engineers vs Computer Scientists
• Re: Ferrets
• JOTD: A "nooner"...
• Hmmmm. Don't go out alone, folks.
• Savoring.
• Unidentified subject!
• spammer.for.a.day
• Not your typical job interview...
• Excerpted: 09/17/97 -- ShopTalk
• How to you spell sheep in NZ?
• Microsoft sues Bandai
• SPA Admits Defeat?
• Photocopier Usage
• Dear Big Brother
• Most of them have probably never seen a real nun.
• Singers.
• First I held up three fingers...
• Beer? What beer? Do you see any beer?
• The Campaign To Replace "double-you-double-you-double-you-dot"
• Followup on Java wars posting.
• Telemarketer Torment Techniques
• Hamlet's Optimizer
• Feeling Lucky?
• Some Definitions
• This gives a whole new meanting to "car crash"...
• S/MIME
• Re: S/MIME Cracked by a Screensaver
• Re: S/MIME
• Two Fleas Were Talking One Day...
• Lumpy Letter 9-27: Froth
• ... consider what a "professional" use of the product might be...
• A Heart Warming Story (ULotD?)
• Damn.
• "Testicle Festival - I had a ball"
• Sending an E-Moon for the cause.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, September 22, 1997
• Hermann Hates #34: Hermann Hates DEPRESSION
• I thought it was a "Horny Owl"?
• Not for the faint of, er, heart. [Seriously.]
• Walkin' 'round in womens underwear...
• If it's too loud, you're too old.
• Flooding The Market 101
• I emailed Helms that ASCII... Bad Idea...
• JB's never come to your door.
• Wired, an SF author, legal action, egg on face
• It's a Miracle!
• Riot Nrrrrds.
• Browser Lawn Wars
• The choice is yours: what do you want to be?
• Proof Required!
• "This will show how smart I am," was the thought.
• Mach 1 on land.
• End of the line for Alpha?
• Mozilla versus IE
• Re: Mozilla versus IE
• Sun Sues Microsoft for Breach of Java Contract
• Sun sues Microsoft for breach of Java contract.
• Re: Sun sues Microsoft for breach of Java contract.
• Some people are just plain scary.
• Americans, Motorola and Flat Rate Pricing...
• Doctor Howard
• You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick.
• Geeks and Non-geeks
• That, my friends, is...
• "Skynet became self-aware at 2:14am EDT August 29, 1997"
• DEC and Intel: The Truth is Out There...
• "Hey, no screwing!"
• ... the IQ of Fabio on two bottles of NyQuil.
• TBTF for 10/6/97: Can you dig it?
• ``Nothing like this has been known to happen before.''
• One lines...
• How to stop getting email from a mailing list.
• More one liners...
• "Well, I guess I showed you!"
• Exam tip o' the day
• "If I say how I REALLY feel I'll probably piss off even more people."
• Just a _tad_ egocentric?
• Do I need to know you?
• Becoming a verb: the step after becoming iconified.
• Foreplay is to sex as: A queue is to an amusement park ride.
• Unix-on-Intel players work on a common binary format
• And people say there's nothing to learn from the insect kingdom!
• Microsoft: Bras, Panties and Thongs
• Speeding digital cable break-in.
• winewebsnobbery - The Amazing ChiantiCam!
• Human Sacrifice.
• Going postal more likely than fighting the Dilbertesque.
• To seek, to strive, and never to yield!
• The Game Show
• Q&A [Dirty]
• "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily.
• The Lads' Prayer
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, October 06, 1997
• MS/Sun Java
• Big isn't the word for it.
• Re: Engineers vs. Computer Scientists
• warning! danger!
• Re: warning! danger!
• HTML O' The Day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, October 08, 1997
• The differential of Bad Karma at any given moment...
• I think we're witnessing the end of an industry.
• EU attacks Microsoft
• Signature of the day
• Re: The differential of Bad Karma at any given moment...
• Black Rock Wrap-up -- >Mach 1 on land.
• And somewhere Rostand gives Beethoven a high five.
• ULotD: This iz a stikkup!
• RMS versus WinNT
• So it's 2?
• Reckless vs Incompetent Driving
• What was next, fly to Seattle and stand outside the POP, in the rain?
• Ergonomic Erotica
• HTML O' The Day: Justice seeks $1m/day contempt fine against MS.
• "Well, I don't know if it does anything, but..."
• M$ Vs Apple
• MS does anti-netscape code
• Re: MS does anti-Netscape code
• The Spy Who Came In For Overtime
• "Wiiiiilliam Gaaaates..."
• An interesting clause in MS contracts...
• Posters of Naked Women Fail to Draw Real Naked Women to Dorm Room
• "What are you doing lying on the bed naked?"
• Howard Stern on role models for young women.
• AOL sues Spammers
• In the lower ranks of the MIS world.
• Got any duck feed?
• Two identical twins were seperated at birth...
• No, actually, you don't.
• A (small) tribute to human creativity.
• You're not a kid anymore when...
• ULotD: "Catch this one, Professor!"
• We could all be thin...
• Well (well, well). I won't be needing this, then.
• What did he say?
• I'm really drawing a blank here... "Wargames"?
• Pining for the Fjords.
• Microsoft Acquires US Govt.
• Top Ten Reasons That Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
• Pay me now, or pay me later.
• Pluck Yew!
• Re: We could all be thin...
• Should the value of PI change...
• Courage.
• Made in Canada
• Digital and Intel Announce Long Term Agreement
• Exclusively female, four letters, ...
• Are you the people that broke my window?
• Excerpted: Science-Week Oct 24, 1997
• Punkin' Love
• The Laboratory Rabbit
• When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
• Corel's Video Network Computer is Linux-based
• Foreplay is very important indeed.
• The Pill
• Nos & Di
• Victim Ordered to Surrender Computer and Passwords
• Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
• SGI laying people off up to 1,000 people.
• Tennis Elbow
• Users Guide to Girlfriends
• Re: Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
• Management
• If you ever find yourself living in a horror movie...
• Gorilla Raid Saves Baby Of the Pack
• There's a newsgroup for every need.
• The correct spelling of "millennium."
• So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
• Bill Clinton, Bob Dole and Ross Perot...
• Know your bears.
• What important to you?
• I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher...
• And Mom thinks that's all right...
• Department of Justice sues Ford Motor Co.
• New standards.
• Whining Brits...
• I18N
• What if Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
• Puzzle O' The Day
• Re: What if Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
• Clarence and his frog Felix.
• Mistresses
• Re: Department of Justice sues Ford Motor Co.
• Pendragon Software Clarifies Solaris CaffeineMark Claims
• World's first computer based wide area telemedicine network
• Roos
• That's the way (Unh-hunh Unh-hunh) I like it (Unh-hunh Unh-hunh)
• Sun accused of cheating Java benchmarks.
• Too Absurd to not be True.
• How to decipher personal ads...
• France Chooses Canadian Technology To Deliver Internet to Every Home.
• Re: How to decipher personal ads...
• "Your body is a cathedral", not "your body in a cathedral".
• More Microsoft and Macs?
• Microsoft and Macs?
• Plan Bee
• Apartment for Rent
• Stop the Genocide
• Apple's future?
• Have you been stung!?
• Net reacts to Pentium bug
• Pentium Death
• You think your day was bad...
• Analogy O' The Day
• New IE4 security hole discovered.
• Intel confirms Pentium flaw that could freeze PCs
• Re: Intel confirms Pentium flaw that could freeze PCs
• Re: New IE4 security hole discovered.
• More facts that probably aren't true.
• IE4/Pentium security - testing for both bugs
• Interview with Bill Gates (from FOCUS Magazine)
• Re: More facts that probably aren't true.
• Reporting MS bugs
• The amazing things about organizations...
• Marriage Counseling
• Religions...
• Sarah Pepalini?
• Find me a temp.
• The three bears had been having some trouble...
• Alien Encounter.
• Set Phasers to Stun.
• Best not go outside alone.
• Re: New IE4 security hole discovered.
• Dial-a-Coke.
• I can never fool my wife.
• mmm, waitresses.
• "Toys"?
• Phone Music
• "Ironic"
• A letter to the IRS...
• The signifier and signified frolic in the freshly ground pepper.
• Bad Company
• Pentagon Planned 1960s Cuban "Terror Campaign"
• Whenever there is silence ask them, "What are you thinking?"
• ... with all the excitement of declined German verbs.
• Undead bloodsuckers beware
• Countries voting "no" were China and the United States.
• Garrison Keillor Internet Quote.
• The Dummy Cow
• Where did you learn that?
• A Lil' Bit O' Emo.
• Is it Christmas time already?
• And all women are forbidden to teach men.
• Do not read near food.
• No way! Way! No way! Way!
• Dgtl
• Who says America has no culture...
• One tough cookie.
• Let's all call in queer to work.
• Alternate Words to the Macarena
• Does this mean I've failed?
• Thinking
• Visit our Website!
• The Convent of St. Elias
• These three monks...
• C++, Perl and Primes
• It's Everywhere You Want To Be
• Starship Titanic
• The Spy Who Plugged Me
• ``I am Homer of Borg, you will be... ohhhh... donuts!''
• It's a conjunction!!! A conjunction I tell'ya!!!
• As far as company-wide morale boosting, it doesn't get much better.
• Prayer of the Day...
• Going Toastal...
• Little Johnnys views on Heaven.
• Spector on the Spice Girls.
• "I could never have thought it up."
• Good point.
• Why God never got tenure.
• TBSSR.
• An update on a web site from a `Quote of the Day' from June 6.
• Back to the Future II: Spooky
• Sweetness...
• Coffee, Tea, Raccoon?
• Body Shop Letter
• MS does anti-netscape code (fwd) -Reply
• ULotD: Missing your Mercedes?
• The children are doing well.
• The KKK is endorsed by Procter and Gamble.
• When you can't win for losing.
• Pop Out
• "You going to die. But we sorry for you."
• Lightsabers.
• On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival.
• The True Meanings of Men and Women
• Five Stages of Intoxication
• What really happened on Mars?
• Well, I can't think why.
• ..a child who brings candy..is comparable to a teen who takes a gun..
• Crazy 'merican Laws
• What would they know about class?
• Loving Needs
• Ted Kaczynski's argument against GUI tools for UNIX
• Boingy Boingy!
• Relations
• Honeymooners...
• Back to the drawing board ...
• Bah Humbug Christmas
• ULotD: Officer Smylie
• How To Write Gooder.
• The first life forms to break the sound barrier...
• Space travel for the average joe... if you have $98k
• An idea I have for a new Motorola commercial
• You won't take me alive!
• Microsoft forbidden from requiring Win95 licensees to carry IE.
• Software registration
• Love & the Cabbie
• Merry [ASCII] Xmas!
• Go stick you head in a pig.
• Mission Statement Generator
• Scary Image O' The Day
• Re: What really happened on Mars?
• Or, at least, access to a world of amusement.
• Do The Math.
• So, this mouse was sitting in a bar...
• Hugh No!
• The Makings of Management
• Playing the Dozens.
• A fish without a bicycle is like a woman without a man.
• Chet, the colourful, quiet bird.
• "hello, ibm thinkpad support.. how may i avoid your questions?"
• Why can't I lift my fork up!?
• Cats
• Civil War in C-land
• Have a beer, or else.
• The Christmas Trousers
• Muppets are taunting fireman and police ... with alphabet songs.
• "Uh," stammered the doctor, as he thought pensively.
• Where were you at 4pm last Friday?
• Dear Santa,
• More on the GPS thing...
• The Field Guide to North American Males
• Barney sometimes starts playing peekaboo on his own.
• ... that fine line between parlor trick and near fatal accident.
• What are you donating today?
• Words on the value of market research.
• ULOTD: Magnetized Tray Tables
• 12 Days of Xmas....
• Don't Be Smart!
• Group Says It May Post AOL User Addresses
• Sex is an anti-climaz after that!
• Cool. Must be a pretty hard license to get.
• QOTD: Peter da Silva on JWZ
• Turns out that it's not just Professional Wrestling.
• Hamilton95
• The Year of the Shot TeeVee?
• Who's the fastest chicken-sexer? Wanna buy a bridge?
• Batteries Not Included... (Dirty JOTD)
• Deer killed in street fight.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• 1997 Lessons Learned -- 1998 New Year's Resolutions
• AOL's Truth in Advertising
• I have a talent for stepping on ducks.
• Plato, on The Espresso
• Medical science, street sweeping...
• Skydiving.
• This is a good principle in Life.
• The canonical three lies -- the January '98 update.
• Good News for Drinkers
• Source code to Doom posted by ID.
• Dork side of the Moon
• A classic example of the quality of Microsoft support!
• Windows '96.
• Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ...
• Save the beer!
• Cool PI Algorithm
• Left handed?
• Interesting useless information
• Designers vs Engineers
• Excuses, excuses.
• Graduate Student Stress Relief
• An Amazing Technological Breakthrough!
• Bill and the Pickle Slicer
• Thanks, Bill (the worth of windows)
• Playing the Win95 Disc Backwards!
• There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert...
• Flawed Inventions.
• The Fish Fight Back in Norway.
• Trou Confessions
• This is his world, we just live in it.
• Netscape Layoffs
• Internet Explorer 4.0 Not Authorized for Government Systems
• Chlorine for the gene pool.
• IE and Pentium - The return of the orthogonal bug
• Do NOT pester the baby Jesus.
• What do you mean precisely by 'world domination'?
• All Staff Enthusiastic!
• TBTF for 1/19/98: With a whimper
• "What do you mean 'as if'?"
• Life as a traveling salesman.
• A World Oinkslusive, and a massage.
• An Internet Christmas Carol
• Speculation runs rampant.
• Deaf, dumb, and plain stupid
• DJOTD: Top ten things men would do if...
• Because we are men.
• CyberSitter to the rescue.
• Lifes Progression
• My father is better than your father!
• Spies Like Us.
• Native Number Base for the Human Platform
• QOTD: Momentum
• Who Is Jack Schitt?
• Twrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights make a left.
• If you laugh, you will be arrested.
• Advice from men to women.
• Netscape to give away source code under GPL.
• Another Correction From the Oregon Department Thereof.
• 10 Interesting Queries
• Things Men Shouldn't Say While In Victoria's Secrets.
• Mobile phones used as trackers
• The Drinker's Alphabet
• Re: CyberSitter to the rescue (Risks 19.56)
• What Women Should Know About Men
• Modern Banking
• I wish it could have been a nice, quiet dual meet...
• Ransom Note
• A Man's Life Story
• [HACK] USR PalmPilot Rechargable Batteries
• D'oh! One wrong character in a printer name and ...
• Biker Hell
• Newsflash about beer and hormones!
• Compaq Buys Digital
• Some ammo for men!
• HTML O' The Day
• ULotD? Cuban Tattoos.
• Why are you so happy?
• Men are from Sears, Women are from Talbot's
• Learning.
• Dogs & Computers
• This time, there's no doubt about the identity of "Deep Throat."
• Re: ULotD? Cuban Tattoos.
• The Masturbata
• Won't it be salty?
• Application for White House Internship
• LEGO my, uh, LEGO!
• America's Dumbest Criminals
• Re: QOTD: Momentum
• CNN Comment Line
• He heads to the engine room...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, January 28, 1998
• I will now return to keeping my mind open and my mouth shut.
• Dr. Suess Deposes the President
• Netscape to give away source code under GPL.
• The Virgin and the Farmer Boy
• Ooops: credit where it's due.
• Corporate Lingo
• The Wonderful World of Oz
• Saying Goodbye the 90s Way!
• "Cathedral and Bazzar" meeting with Silicon Valley CEO's
• More Blonde Jokes
• Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty...
• Gates ULOTD?
• Answers to the Official Irish Sex Quiz
• Protecting you against hot naughty nude XXX white supremacists.
• DynaCam: Cool Engine design
• Gates ULOTD?
• Ex-lax makes a good cough medicine.
• Conspiracy Theory
• Lost in Cyberspace
• Now THIS is a job offer...
• Where the name "Hard Rock Cafe" comes from.
• Letter of Recommendation
• O Canada.
• Top 50 Oxymorons
• O Canada [take two]
• Cynics Guide to Life
• Domain Name Fees
• Thou Shalt Not Possess More Than Six (6) Dildos.
• Splat!
• It's obvious once you think of it.
• Netscape may sell some or all of the company.
• You'd just have to be pretty damned upset.
• Notes on Netscape's move into free software
• Providing Netscape with licensing feedback
• Realm of the Really Terribly Vanishingly Small Quanta
• Microsoft-Lewinsky connection?
• Byte compares Windows to the ViC20; ViC20 wins
• Stroustrup ULOTD?
• Well, I'll have a slice without so much brick in it.
• Toys.
• Yet Another MS IE security hole.
• Guy walks into a bar with a frog...
• Source code browsers for terrestrial life.
• A simple prayer.
• Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.
• Could you be a Microsoft employee?
• Why, Charlie Brown, Why?
• User Interface
• You know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside.
• Turmoil in Heaven!
• Snowboarders, dude.
• Re: User Interface
• It's only a matter of time.
• No girlfriend?
• A groceried society is a polite society.
• It's a Dry Cold
• Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
• 90 billion characters of storage.
• Re: 90 billion characters of storage.
• ... and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.
• Thought for the day.
• A very vulnerable element of our society - the police.
• Fla. man tried on obscenity T-shirt charge
• Even their marketing people have clues.
• When one man controls too much...
• There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
• An Old Man, Mace, and a Wrench
• Cisco aquires WheelGroup
• A priest and a nun.
• Two Naked Montreal Women, and Space Travel
• Apple
• While others fail to plan, the MBTA plans to fail.
• Beware "live" message content.
• ... with free liquor and a special weapons exhibition.
• A lesson about the evils of liquor.
• Two charged with selling human organs.
• Rhapsody-Linux story
• Power Failure.
• Lemmings' mass suicide a myth?
• Translation guide for females.
• Martian Love
• Acedemic Programmers
• Once upon a time...
• The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
• I'm very sorry to have to tell you this...
• Yo, Bill! Where's my $1k?
• Normally [...] they think we're idiots.
• Stroustrup ULOTD?
• The Enemy to the North
• Wearing skin-tight clothing so you don't get strip-searched.
• Alternative Titanic Script
• A Novel Business Idea.
• The New, Red Menace
• The Perils of Perl
• The root password to the Constitution.
• Sex Research for the Innocent Woman
• RE: Sex Research for the Innocent Woman
• ... and make sure that Internet time is used wisely and productively.
• Riding a dead horse.
• The obvious mathematical breakthrough...
• This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth.
• Trivia
• cow sin: yank lime
• Re: cow sin: yank lime
• Wacky posting of the day.
• 2- and 3- character domain name real estate.
• Now, go act busy for a few weeks...
• Some rules kids won't learn in school.
• The State of the Union
• Excerpted: TBTF for 2/23/98: Schmanthrax
• My next dog's name will be "Justice".
• Mmm, beer.
• The Life of a Male
• Rated R: ... trying to appease the evil God Bob.
• Budget Constraints
• Shave and a ...
• I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
• Family Fued - Actual Answers.
• Your job is lousy, right?
• Break your browser.
• "That's weird..."
• Excerpted: NTK Bits, 6/3/98
• Pondscum: Implementation? I only care about writing long reports.
• Is there a big black rock out there with your name on it?
• 267 [really bad] pickup lines.
• What do you think you should do?
• Can the cologne.
• Perspective.
• It was like watching a mouse rape an elephant.
• Cheap Manual Labor
• Sound Familiar?
• A modest proposal (or a fantastic troll...).
• "Guinness!" I cried, "Guinness!!"
• You are the reason Anne Murray makes money.
• Cultural Differences.
• I am a bomb technician.
• Old dogs and new tricks.
• Jim, Congratulations - George
• Englishman, Irishman and Claudia Schiffer...
• Apparently, there's a new MIME type.
• Expensive, But Worth Every Penny.
• The Laws.
• Got me.
• Maximizing your entertainment dollar.
• Beelzebug, n: Satan in the form of a mosquito.
• Men.
• Help from Above
• Netscape released the source code this morning at 10:00am PST.
• Got any duck feed?
• Exam tip o' the day
• Quantum computer cracks crypto keys quickly.
• Two Guys. Mexico. Bungy jumping.
• Did Santa bring that for you?
• What do you say... should we?
• The award for "Best use of Latin in a technical newsgroup" goes to...
• Set your phasers for kill.
• Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway.
• Her cleavage kept me from concentrating ... on the game.
• Are you the Manager?
• The Age Game
• HOW TO TELL WHEN FOODSTUFFS SHOULD BE DISCARDED
• Re: The Age Game
• "Leading With One's Face", or "Completely Clueless in Hawaii"
• Hermann Hates #42: Hermann Hates HANGOVERS
• Art resembles life? Life resembles art?
• I have a sister who lives there.
• If we could just get some employees like that...
• I'm going to do one on scientology and one on magnets.
• Doc, you gotta help me!
• The Chicken and The Egg.
• French driver saves Tamagotchi, Kills cyclist
• A guy walks into a bar with an octopus.
• Tax Time Advice
• Mine!
• Horton hears a ... bomb?
• Potential Hollywood Blockbuster Plots
• MicroSoft PR Tactics
• The last guy is so enthralled with the changes that his friends...
• TBTF for 4/13/98: A blushing crow
• Spring is in the air, the birds are singing...
• It figures that the end of the Internet has to do with Canada (-:
• And sure enough, Mickey noticed.
• And thus saith the Lord unto Pharoah, Let My Source Code Go!
• Geek Humor: The Sex Life of Computers
• One Woman's Dying Wish.
• Engineers, a short study in three parts.
• 19 Sure-Fire Ways To Know You're A Woman
• Blonde Convicts.
• Federal Judge says Intel CPU platform is an Essential Facility
• Americans versus Geography.
• Caller IQ and other premium phone services.
• HTML O' The Day
• List Subscribers
• Unidentified subject!
• The ABC's of Unix.
• Scriptorium monks didn't get out much.
• It is simply a matter of time.
• ... but on my Peace Corps allowance I couldn't afford a water buffalo.
• Top5 -- 4/10/98 -- Rejected Motel 6 Slogans
• Comdex/Microsoft horror story
• Guide to Overcoming the compulsion to masturbate.
• Quote of the day
• Re: Comdex/Microsoft horror story
• University police warn nude runners they could wind up on Internet
• A Worried Father, The Flasher, a Married Man and His Girlfriend
• Moscow Death Traps
• Canadians.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Thursday, April 09, 1998
• Abbott and Costello meet Windows 95
• The Little Fire Engine That Could
• A Golfing Mishap
• HTML O' The Day
• New Job Interview Techniques
• I think it is unwise to change the length of the day.
• Man bound, shot and ticketed for overdue parking
• RE: ... but on my Peace Corps allowance I couldn't afford a water buffalo.
• He has obviously discovered his proper role.
• ... organ donors will be delivered.
• Useless, possibly offensive, facts.
• George Michael.
• It's a good thing that he had been drinking...
• Vive la pig! Oink!
• ... use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick.
• Join in the glamour of LA.
• Alas! No More Z's...
• First "interspecies" Internet Chat
• Linus speak out on Linux and it's users.
• Tulsy Tsan
• Re: Linus speak out on Linux and it's users.
• Next thing you know they'll be [having] a BBQ...
• Re: Linus speak out on Linux and it's users.
• States may block Windows 98
• Hunting Elephants
• You consult your horoscope before planning your day.
• Re: Linux, Linus, Weenie computers, and ...
• Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf
• How to Tell When You're Rich
• Stupid Unix Tricks: dd-ex
• Bizarre Stuff You Can Make in Your Kitchen
• MP3mobile
• You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When...
• Re: Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf [aka I humbly suggest myself.]
• Re: Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf
• Koko is aware
• I wonder.
• Sex in the Dark.
• Microsoft's Hotmail is Solaris Based.
• Tradition!
• Hope they don't have as many bugs in their code.
• Explosive cranial dispersal: 20%
• I tried, but I keep getting an "unknown base pair" error.
• Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting...
• Ancient Tech Support
• ... or other unsuspecting wildlife.
• Where the real money is.
• I wonder why they're looking for the women...
• RE: Where the real money is.
• Some bad, some good, and some great news.
• Now a low-fat artery.
• Attitude adjustment hour.
• Micropayments, Microinsurance, and Macroinsurance
• Re: Now a low-fat artery.
• The body of evidence we would rather not know
• BlueCross Rules: Six Orgasms Per Month.
• I would like to challenge you to attempt to emulate their dam project.
• This should put your other problems into perspective.
• Funny flights
• Motorist accidentally drags body 12 miles to her home.
• Gratuitous Microsoft Sigs O' The Day
• Excerpted: 05/05/98 -- ShopTalk
• At last, statistics you can use.
• How can there be self-help groups?
• An Elephant, and little Johnny.
• Ivan! We attack at noon! They think it's lunch!
• Darwin Award. April, 1998
• Check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
• OK, it probably never happened. What's your point?
• I was thinking, damn, there goes the mountain bike vacation.
• Your tax dollars at work
• I set mine to `lover' mode...
• Children's property laws?
• Your tax dollars at work: wrong, wrong, wrong!
• Mozilla's Mission Statement
• Pfizer Product Release Announcement
• Mr. Bill hasn't purchased a new car recently?
• Cisco Systems Licenses QNX Realtime Technology
• I believe Microsoft has knowingly violated the export rules
• Jerry Springer airs a show that may be *gasp* offensive.
• If your pager seems blissfully quiet...
• Anti-Spam Legislation Passed by Senate; Pending in House
• Write once, run anywhere.
• TBTF for 5/18/98: Talking's done
• He's got that right.
• University Entrance Exams
• It's a choice.
• "... kill cross-platform Java by grow[ing] the polluted Java market."
• After having a little lie down to recover, I tried again.
• The Baggy Condom
• ... when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
• Viagra Slogans
• And, yes, do let us know if it works.
• Lobe's Labor Lost
• Call your representatives about Spam
• Why Microsoft Users Need 4G Disks
• Oh The Irony.
• Assume a perfectly spherical Jesus.
• The Saab Moose Test
• An hour after the Galaxy 4 satellite went Blue Screen of Death...
• And a chicken in every hat!
• It wasn't your everyday drive.
• This Year's Bulwar-Lytton Prizes.
• To help with those extra pounds for the summer...
• A female buddy film that included allegories of empowerment.
• Systems Haiku: grab more free soda/a habit they don't like at/7-11
• Who owns the Internet?
• German Compuserve loses court-case
• Tortured Analogy O' The Day
• Bumpers O' The Day
• vi vs. emacs: decided
• Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for May 30, 1998
• Springer Show blamed for attack.
• It's like giving a loaded gun to someone...
• 39 things you will NEVER hear in the southern US
• An eerily accurate synopsis.
• Internet Index #22
• QNX Realtime OS Now Supports MIPS, PowerPC Processors
• Drug test on grandma's ashes leads to lawsuit.
• Driver's QOTD
• LETTER 349, WHERE ARE YOU?
• ... most turn out to be needy, like her nightmare from The Shining.
• "Is nothing sacred?" --Milli Vanilli
• Stalwart indie label abandons CDs in favor of net-only distribution
• USAF teams with Microsoft
• Man poses as retarded girl; waitress takes him home, police say
• DO NOT carry large or metallic objects.
• Security at it's best.
• A Riddle
• Gratuitous Rotten Comment O' The Day
• President Clinton's visit to M.I.T. on June 5
• Jury finds against doctor accused of turning patient into junkie
• "Tamagotchi for adults"
• Indian Nuclear Center Admits Hacker Break-In
• I'm going to feel like I have Tourette's syndrome, with a lisp.
• 15th century time machine to suffer from Y2K bug
• You actually only had to attend one movie this spring.
• MS Defrag.
• Jewish/Arab JOTD
• Are you currently using any other source of inspiration?
• 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed
• A simple Q&A session.
• Some Jokes.
• ... and possibly a meteor.
• Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
• As the flood waters rise.
• Big Brother Bill
• Famous Quotes.
• Frogs
• Darwinism at it's weirdest.
• Your name can be written among the stars.
• Meetings.
• Graduate reveals mind, spirt, & body
• Tuition vs Grants
• "We'll deal with the problem in the Year 2000."
• Yet another Y2K bug.
• Now that's what I call a feature!
• Commercial Lunar Missions.
• Personal ad reads, "Curvy blond seeks anatomically correct guy."
• St. Viagra (The Upright)
• The Bar-English Translation Guide
• ViaGrafix Software Training Products
• Bugtraq DOS Attack
• C++ is . . .
• Word98 Documents - Hidden Data
• Here's the deal.
• I saw a picture of the Washington Monument and burst into tears.
• But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
• So this guy walks into a bar...
• Anyone else seen this address pop-up?
• The Differences
• Do not panic. Be sure.
• Another MS Word Funny
• Click. Click.
• Re: Bugtraq DoS Attack
• Compaq and DEC.
• Well, just kill me now. [Urban Legend O' The Day]
• Major Barry quotes.
• Or a big, juicy steak with Greek salad?
• What if usenet was developed today?
• That big media machine.
• It's best when the rules change abruptly.
• The Car that Didn't Like Vanilla
• "Bite Me"(TM) is a trademark of anybody who wants it.
• ULOTD - Darwin Award?
• Reasons for allowing drinking at work.
• Giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity.
• Heard at the Bar, Redux
• BSOD Joke O' The Day
• Space is one big pinball machine.
• Your typical C programmer.
• Cubes of the Day
• They're fairly much like us.
• A tight, skin-colored latex "condom dress."
• Doh!
• A Bus Ride.
• Microsoft Linux License?
• Obi-Wan Rethinks His Past
• ... if police could simply pull over drivers inexplicably weeping.
• Hell Bells
• Where do contractors go when they die?
• Ode to old times.
• www.ourfirstime.com
• Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble
• Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution
• Cee are eye cee kay ee tee ee ee ree ess.
• a different kind of tsunami
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• Me, miss, me, me!
• Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.
• How I'll Become an American - by Miklos Vamos
• Duck Biopsy
• I LOVE the headline.
• ULOTD: Hit the floor.
• Don't Bogart that Chaucer.
• Twisting the classics.
• Reminds me of that good lady who backed into a propeller.
• Contraceptive98
• And the dumber it gets, the richer it gets.
• Stuff Explodes! Number One at Box Office
• Speed matters.
• No can do.
• Bill Sux.
• Bill Sux at .18 Microns
• Top Pentagon official declares no one has a right to secrecy.
• Bring me my red shirt!
• Saskatchewan Slogans
• Clinton backs universal E-Mail.
• A Woman's Random Thoughts
• While we're here, new idiocy is being generated as fast as we can talk.
• You are here.
• Didn't you read the manual?
• QOTD: Progress
• Sony's Rated X-ray vision
• Sometimes they'll commit you to a miserable insane asylum.
• What's At Stake.
• Here's hoping all *your* wishes come true!
• But it's not the most economical way to do it.
• It may be inelegant and sluglike, but bloatware sells.
• Damned lies, lies I tell you!
• Solaris for Free
• Unclear on the concept.
• The Exciting Adventures of Judges That Don't Understand Technology!
• Unclear on the concept. Part II.
• Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network
• The Pre-Relationship Agreement
• ... an interesting choice of sample set.
• Oxymoron of the Day
• Unclear on the concept.
• Six inch hard drive, and no memory.
• Johnnie Cochran's closing arguements.
• There are two rules for ultimate success in life.
• The joy of Engine-Top cooking.
• Do the Dew.
• Those Whitehouse Nights.
• ... when Microsoft reality collides with everyone elses ...
• Scared? You bet I am.
• O' Canada.
• Is YOUR bank using MS Access ?
• Report: Internet can make you lonely, depressed
• ... does not guarantee that strange ideas will believe in you.
• Quiz O' The Day: Presidents
• No matter what I do, the tire is rapidly deflating...
• Men are far less discerning than women take them for.
• Please don't feel bad.
• Nature's little joke.
• Days preferred for sexual activity ...
• Warning: Exploit code may cause sticky seats.
• Linguistics.
• Le Surfing
• How Sexy Are Your Sounds
• Barbie turns 40
• In case your boss asks.
• Damn dog.
• A dog named Sex
• We need to smile with Novell when we pull the trigger.
• The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth.
• ...and determined [there was] both physical and psychological damage.
• Excerpted: Yucks Digest V8 #4 (mixed nuts, some rude)
• The Revenge of the Blondes
• One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib.
• Hockey is a lot like chess on ice.
• The 261 most hypocritical members of Congress
• The Pill
• But what if I'd swallowed it?
• Catchy.
• Doomsdays
• Re: Catchy.
• Re: Doomsdays
• ... beyond the once-imponderable thirty-second barrier.
• Becoming a dentist for a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
• Ummm. Well. Yes.
• Ummm. Well. Yes.
• Ummm. Well. Yes.
• You thought YOU had a bad day?
• She says, he hears.
• The memo we never saw.
• Quotes from Starr & Clinton
• Retraction O' The Day
• ... thousands of schoolchildren as a nationwide "frog force".
• The XXX-Files
• FW: RE: Retraction O' The Day
• Paranoid?
• Crisis in the Burg: the 100GB Bug
• Hustler mag's Flynt offers Starr job as porno aide...
• An Apology
• Goodbye, Mother!
• FW: RE: Retraction O' The Day
• RE: Retraction O' The Day
• Evaluate Yourself
• And even then, don't forward it. We don't care.
• Not a likely explanation.
• Let There Be Light
• If I were in the President's place...
• If I were in the President's place...
• For the adventurous among you...
• The Guru Is In.
• A little more than half-full, I guess.
• Friendship is a rare and beautiful thing.
• And the worms ate into his brain...
• Cats
• You've been going to college for a while now...
• Quickies.
• ... and current doctoral candidate, MIT
• Trick or Treat -- Tricks of the Treat Trade.
• Talent (Fast-spreading Urban Legend O' The Day)
• A fresh-faced lad.
• In other words, SUV drivers are dumb.
• Spinning some new ones.
• JOTD: Doctors and Lawyers
• Some interesting sex laws.
• ...prolonged, unintentional and inadvertent...
• Generic Jokes
• Piddle, twiddle, and resolve / Not a damned thing do we solve
• Useless facts(?).
• It'll replace an older drug...
• Doug Flutie.
• OK, OK if you insist -- we're all turtles here.
• You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.
• Did You Know? (Suspicious Facts to Know and Tell)
• .sig of the day (comp.graphics.apps.gimp)
• Bad day at the office?
• How to Measure a Flagpole
• Bifocals.
• Latex Factories.
• The End Of The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat
• Email from someone who has a more interesting job than you do.
• We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
• If it wasn't for C...
• Hockey fans? Gentlemen?
• '60 MINUTES.': SMOKING'S A DRAG ON SEX LIFE
• Didn't "War of the Worlds" start out like this?
• The Gardai are suitably unimpressed.
• A Genie Story.
• Look what I got me, pah!
• Brain Teasers.
• Brain Teasers - Answers. Spoilers.
• Another Brain Teaser.
• TBTF for 11/17/98: Friends like these
• Mint jelly or cranberry sauce?
• Employment vs Sports.
• What's the Definition of Tragedy?
• A young blond woman walks into a store.
• DPFCA: FBI report reveals record number of marijuana arrests
• Netscape Communicator 4.5 can read files under Windows.
• Is there any Substance to this Email ??
• The last thing she needs is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.
• You Will!
• Fine, I said. And the others?
• Clinton and Saddam
• When cultures collide.
• From the Physics News: A Correction
• Deep Cleansing Action.
• World's Shortest, Revised Standard Version
• Take this Handy Test.
• Possible titles for Lewinsky's new book.
• Home Sweet Home.
• When PalmPilots are illegal, only criminals will have PalmPilots.
• Japanese Report Cloning of 8 Calves
• "The page shall absolutely not be available to the masses," he said.
• Chip thrills for The Tech
• ... and downloaded some incompatible data.
• So that's what was missing.
• Just the other day...
• Cat herding and gun wielding.
• Y2K and insurance
• Come to think of it, you don't see death by diarrhea much anymore.
• Ravitch cradling Fehr on his lap and softly stroking his hair.
• Java's Newly Relaxed Licensing Terms
• Where did you do it?
• Mmm, beer.
• Re: Where did you do it?
• Re: Come to think of it, you don't see death by diarrhea much anymore.
• Help! I'm naked and I have a pizza.
• Are we really that old?
• Too Cool To Do Drugs
• Howdy neighbor! Can I borrow an egg, some sugar, and a SCSI cable?
• T3: Y2K
• [a] generation of little M$ addicts never knowing another OS...
• Preventing the Psychic Holocaust!
• Don't You Get It?
• CD-R durability.
• Under enough pressure, ravioli behaves as a gas.
• ... Barnes & Noble, the bookseller's equivalent to the Death Star.
• Man Who!
• Teletubbies can kill, parents told.
• Mating in Space
• NFL Football
• A Division Problem
• OpenBSD vs FreeBSD
• Car computer navigator forgets to mention ferry
• Driving
• New Year's Resolutions
• If you're Minnesotan, please do the accent for everyone else.
• MAKE $$$$ FAST!
• History repeats itself.
• Men vs. Women
• Liverpool Supporter Standards
• Lloyd's Top Ten Predictions For 1999
• Singing Christmas tree tattles on burglar suspects.
• Windows is a Virus?
• If you think C++ is not overly complicated...
• The Windows April Fools 2001 Bug
• Please forward.
• Set It Free
• Dave's pushing himself too hard.
• "The Crying Game" -- "Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!"
• The trouble with being middle class...
• Seeing the iLight.
• Re: "The Crying Game" -- "Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!"
• The First Vigilante Corp.
• AUCRYPTO: Furby spies infest the NSA.
• Re: AUCRYPTO: Furby spies infest the NSA.
• Scam Alert.
• Fast alternative to RSA.
• Clean Hotel Rooms - Dirty Old Men
• ULotD: Flying Blind
• Proof.
• Helga on a hot day.
• A standard pricing practice.
• Damn, it's that time of year again.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• Ottawa or Bust
• July: From the sky will come a great King of Terror.
• A Y2K Bug We'd Like To See.
• The laws of physics are not to be disobeyed.
• Knowledge is cool.
• RoadRage is a felony in Gresham
• Congratulations on a successful purchase!
• Re: Knowledge is cool.
• Y'know, if I shot all of y'all, my approval rating would be 99%.
• Everybody Sing!
• Good point.
• Prank leads to strip-search
• Advice for the pregnant couple.
• Ghandi
• Pour me a stiff one, Eddie!
• Saturns
• For the folks at home...
• It's good when the folks in charge have their priorities right.
• Meow!
• The land of the free.
• Summer Camp.
• Flock of Sheep Push Farmer's Wife To Her Death
• Pentium III
• But that's women for you.
• The man reaches into his pocket, feels around, and ...
• Books
• Lip Prints
• Re: It's good when the folks in charge have their priorities right.
• Why it's better to be a woman...
• You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
• Sig O' The Day: Failure is not an option.
• 11th Commandment
• ... and could lose his security guard license.
• Peanuts, and other assorted items.
• Stress relief.
• Kids, write this down.
• Beware the loneliness of cornflakes.
• At least he didn't sugar-coat it.
• ... a company called Cybertrackers ...
• Lose a few, lose a few.
• The Origins of Valentine's Day.
• If Dear Abby were a man...
• It's time to elect a world leader...
• Now, that's an accomplishment.
• A wedding occurred...
• Slow light.
• South African soccer player killed by referee
• Cracked Cat Haiku
• AOL Select cancelled because it may have tarnished company image.
• i-cant-think-of-a-new-hostname.mit.edu
• eBay Auctions.
• That explains so much.
• Ranting Again.
• Y2K
• Okay, but...
• How to disable the modem speaker.
• Italian hospitalized for hallucinations after Net surfing spree
• It's a continuous taste across all your foods.
• ULotD? Priorities...
• Not-Much-of-a-Solution Of The Day
• Today I will lie in bed and wallow in self-pity.
• Adminspotting.
• ...he is quite mature and responsible for his age.
• Re: Adminspotting.
• Man charged in finger-pointing incident
• Microsoft strikes back.
• I told you not to peek.
• Thrill-seeking Teens Dunk Tampons
• Who needs Intel, when they've got Microsoft?
• An organization is like a tree full of monkeys.
• "Expecteria Trouserius"
• Signs you might be Canadian, eh?
• Canadian Forces Ponder Development Of Combat Bra
• It's nice to know the bits don't come loose from the flash memory.
• Wouldn't 'e' be less expensive than 'i', given their frequency?
• I was a hysterical adolescent.
• Quote of the day: How skilled?
• There are a lot of unanswered questions here...
• Terrific!
• How do I look?
• Advisor on 'Sexual Matters'.
• I was very tired when I made that comment...
• What, no Cover-Girl Smear Proof Lipstick?
• JOTD: The Clintons Dog.
• Sure puts fire and the wheel in *their* place.
• McCondom with cheese?
• News from Belgrade
• Re: Sure puts fire and the wheel in *their* place.
• Melissa.
• Read the fine print. Read it again.
• T-shirt O' The Day
• OK, it's not just stereotyping.
• God is alive and well, and hanging out in Busch Gardens.
• Office devotionals.
• I wonder if they could implement this in theatres...
• "It's actually quite simple, I just never argue."
• Someone who's thought the problem through.
• BDSM Tech Support
• When did the Brits start laughing at the Americans?
• Titan II Missle Museum
• Setting the history straight.
• Re: Titan II Missle Museum
• Ruminations
• Self-documenting code.
• Scenes from Minneapolis
• New Golf Lingo.
• "Push! Push! Hey, what happened to the lights?"
• The least used link on the web.
• Men Versus Women
• `The Millipede' ... can store as much as 3000GB of data in 1cm^2.
• Alanis Morisette as God.
• Window Uh-oh.
• You'll need to pencil this one in.
• A thief without an opportunity calls himself an honest man.
• All prices exclude delivery costs.
• Man with apparent hair fetish accused of stalking.
• She is not considering donating her implants (but thanks for asking).
• Too bad he can't drop the ticket price.
• It's Almost Time Again!
• Subtle Point O' The Day
• Corporate Irony Dept.
• 10 Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90s
• The New US Military
• Real Cowboys.
• Why cancel? The festivities just started early.
• When I was young I used to pray for a bike.
• But then, who did.
• Today's Topic: The Menage a Trois
• What kind of person is your new boyfriend?
• They're going to the highest bidder, literally.
• Try Before You Buy.
• The QPSAT (Quick Political Scholastic Aptitude Test)
• Depression
• Recognizable seems to be where they draw the line.
• Vibrator mistaken for bomb, flight delayed.
• When you say "weasel", you're insulting a comparatively nice animal.
• No, tell me what you really think...
• NZ
• How to export strong crypto & still satisfy ITAR.
• Re: How to export strong crypto & still satisfy ITAR.
• V14 GRA
• You think that was drunk?
• Microsoft Windows is also a way of thinking - or not thinking.
• Traffic Hazard?
• What does a guy have to do?
• Putting the fun back in flying...
• Re: NZ
• If Martin Luther King, Jr., had used PowerPoint.
• The case of the unhappy hacker... (not to mention a bit dim...)
• FW: The case of the unhappy hacker... (not to mention a bit dim.
• Golf Novices.
• Trust is important in any business relationship.
• More Golf Novices.
• National Masturbation Day.
• Daniel Bernstein vs. the Justice Department
• Y2K Issues.
• FW: Y2K Issues.
• A sex survey.
• ...only to control what "children" think and do!
• You click the wrong button.
• Two nuns out for a walk...
• Sewage from the Sky
• Conversions
• Spectacularly.
• Dog Quotes
• Scottish Parliament.
• Probably not true, but what the hell.
• Daemon "lays the smack down" on the Penguin.
• Tasmanian Tiger
• Intel Inside.
• Jim's Ruminations
• Dancing Your Way to Wealth
• Birth control, suicide and guys.
• Sorry.
• New Mastercard Ad.
• One wedding night.
• Moral O' The Day
• Moral O' The Day Redux
• ... the sign of a healthy, mature democracy.
• Fundamentals.
• 10 year old boy charged with assault for snapping bras...
• Southerner Test
• Re: ... the sign of a healthy, mature democracy.
• Quote of the day
• Get 'em while they're hot.
• Internet Index #24
• Re: Daemon "lays the smack down" on the Penguin.
• On the stamp it says "Grand Canyon, Colorado."
• Microsoft Announces Customizable BSOD.
• The positive aspects of Global Warming.
• Yeah, we don't want criminals and terrorists...
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
• What will we name the child?
• libFridge.a
• So much for animal rights.
• Teaching.
• He's dead, Jim.
• Bonding with the boys.
• Quick jokes.
• Bears and Bikes
• "Why the Round Wheel Will Fail" (fwd)
• JOTD ... "one of the most beautiful and natural things" ...
• Sunscreen '99
• How to form your very own Silicon Valley startup.
• Kangaroos.
• Re: How to form your very own Silicon Valley startup.
• So... how was I?
• HTML O' The Day
• Do anything you want to me...
• That's my boy!
• An on-demand stutterer who suffered for his art.
• Canadian Complaints About American Television
• UK Police hail Net porn ruling.
• How nationalities differ
• How urgent?
• Officer Friendly has a partner.
• Everything that I've learned about computers at MIT
• Re: Everything that I've learned about computers at MIT
• You can learn from this one.
• Test
• Re:Test
• Re: You can learn from this one.
• Re: Test
• Re: Everything that I've learned about computers at MIT
• Re: Test
• Re: Test
• Re: Test
• Re: Test
• Re: Test
• Scientific Limerick
• Administrative Junk.
• A lady opened her refrigerator...
• Et tu, Henry?
• It's only cheating if you get caught.
• 30 years ago today.
• Heroines don't need wussy Michael Eisner-style base salaries.
• Don't you realize!
• Why don't we call it "Visual Zesty?!"
• Microsoft as the Matrix
• A Morale Booster.
• That's not good enough.
• Personality Test
• Signs that you may be a Canadian, Eh.
• Gee, I wish I'd said that.
• Curse Free TV.
• The reasons why bad things happen to you...
• You couldn't make this stuff up.
• Dog bites plane.
• An important lesson was learned.
• Rant O' The Day: Sex and Viagra
• Thought for the Day.
• QOTD: The difference between Charles Manson and every woman...
• A Family Reunion
• Taxes
• In your best Churchlady voice...
• Pointing out what really matters.
• Superstitious?
• Admin Cruft: WWW Archive?
• Re: Admin Cruft: WWW Archive?
• It would just seem so much more practical.
• Reviving the draft is not the answer.
• ... decent English folks polked around at by some Russian punks.
• Finally, a plan to stop the madness.
• Re: You can strap a rocket onto a basset hound...
• Re: You can strap a rocket onto a basset hound...
• Leggo my.. donut?
• "He was a danger to himself,'' the sheriff said
• Hi-Tech Watch
• Fucking Tourists
• A sweater.
• Viral Contract-ion
• Debug, Debug!
• Tax Explained to Law Enforcement Officials.
• ... like the World Federation of Wrestling.
• Your phone records could to be sold to telemarketers.
• Feel free to vomit; she can't. Poor thing.
• Help with report writing.
• Excerpted: 08/30/99 -- ShopTalk
• Incidentally, Alan managed to rip a vocal chord with his screaming.
• Microsoft to sell ad space in error messages.
• Paint.
• She stole my man so I broke into her Hotmail account (via Salon)
• Quote of the day
• Microsoft, the NSA, and You.
• Bare-faced facts.
• Excerpted: Jokes For Sat, Sep 4, 1999
• Please Remove Tags Before Clearing Customs
• Teletubbie Personality Quiz
• Painting a room, the VLSI way.
• Stress.
• Hello, LeeLee!
• Men who have loved and lost should do just that -- get lost.
• There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey...
• New Hotmail hole
• Missing Star Wars Scenes.
• The meeting was held in a park-like setting.
• Depressing news of the day.
• The moon in your eye, like a big pizza pie?
• Solaris Guide For Windows NT Admins
• Letters of Love.
• A Blonde's School Experience
• JOTD: Three Wise Women
• JOTD: Nursing, and long life.
• Defining "the highest standards of independent scholarly inquiry".
• Sorry, can't let you in.
• Alpha Processor, Inc., debuted a 1GHz Alpha 21264 processor.
• Selling Spectrum
• American Beer?
• Americans, Wealth, and External Beauty.
• I nominate the Darth Maul Automatic Lollipop.
• Yeah, yeah.
• Toon Town Exposed
• Silicon Valley needs women.
• Jesux: The distribution that will not lead you into temptation.
• When you gotta go, you gotta go.
• Know the problem you're trying to solve.
• Balance.
• What is the moral of this story?
• Paws up?
• Dear Valued Bank Manager...
• Rock 'n' Roll 'n' Sex
• ... good concept that went too far and got out of hand.
• ... possibly the worst deal Canadians ever made before NAFTA.
• ... to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
• Sun Goes Open Source With Solaris
• All in the Name of Science
• On a high note...
• More evil than evil.
• In a show of solidarity, I'll be spending tomorrow in bed.
• We've got you now, my pretty!
• Thank you very much.
• Get while the getting's good.
• Excerpted: mini-AIR Oct 99 -- Ig Winners, Banana Surprise, Sweetie Poo
• Japanese COPS
• Grave Humor.
• Microsoft targets funding for Antitrust Office
• We used to broadcast tapes of birds' distress sounds.
• Dogs in Elk
• Tom Christiansen on Linux
• Hysterical Raisins.
• QOTD: Copycenter; e-Commerce
• Excerpted: Communications-related Headlines for 10/20/99
• No punchline required.
• Getting a Lewinsky.
• He said it may take months to determine cloning prospects.
• Amazon.com goes to the mats.
• The IPO market's last, best chance at a profitable Internet company.
• Watch where you point that thing!
• There's always a reason.
• Please don't take this the wrong way.
• Excerpted: 10/26/99 -- ShopTalk
• AOL's Careful Distinctions
• There is Justice for Cell Phone Drivers
• Police need not obtain a warrant [for] thermal imaging technology.
• Red Sox Tribute
• Continuing the trend of large scale mergers...
• ...so you'll continue to have the best computing experience.
• all our oysters now inedible!
• I Love My Job.
• I'm sorrier than you'll ever know...
• How good a rule is "i before e"?
• A bad week at RealNetworks.
• The Rare Glitch Project
• mmm, beer [poems].
• hey wassup xDEADBEEF ;)
• Re: There is Justice for Cell Phone Drivers
• Only Words!
• I think my head just exploded.
• NASA slows the Millenium.
• Could this be a Windows thing?
• No, actually Linux is a programming language.
• Artificially grown sex organs may soon be possible.
• Airplane crash predicted!
• Taking Usenet far too seriously.
• QOTD: Viagra naming.
• .citehtaP
• Phone Sex Worker Get Disability Pay
• Retelling the Classics: Engineers.
• ... invariably referred to as the "motherfucker trilogy".
• Football.
• World's Smallest Transistor
• Amusing Disclaimer: UPS Ground
• Retelling the Classics: Lawyers
• Retelling the Classics: Not a problem...
• MS Linux: Shipping in November 1999
• The Ant and The Grasshopper, eh?
• Woof!
• News You Can Use. (More on this as it develops.)
• If men ruled the Earth...
• 30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
• No word yet...
• One-one-thousand, two-one-thousand...
• Life in the Fast Lane
• The American Dream
• QOTD: Kindness.
• 60 Years of Bad Sex
• Copiers Conspiracy Update
• Copiers Conspiracy Update (II)
• Thirteen things EVERYONE should Know!
• Someone Poke me, I must be dreaming.
• Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie?
• Oh, bugger...
• QOTD: What is this talk of "release?"
• An extra day off is hardly high treason.
• The day of reckoning has come.
• The bandwidth you want.
• ksh93 source to become OpenSource.
• ...getting it out there is more important than getting it right...
• French-language Pokemon.
• Evolution Of A Linux User
• Bringing the outhouse in with you.
• SEC: UNCLASSIFIED the real story on simulated armed kangaroos
• USPTO: infiltrated by mice to subvert 'better mousetrap'
• Wintery Moon.
• Novice golfers.
• Timing.
• QsOTD: Management & AIX
• You just kiss it on the forehead and put it in there.
• Retelling the Classics: 007 walks in to a bar...
• Quote of the day: mmm, toronto.
• Quote of the day: The problem isn't getting it up.
• The latest in UPS delivery technology: golf carts.
• Share your profits.
• If the Army was rational.
• The review speaks for itself.
• Quote of the day: The very least he can do.
• JOTD: OY!
• Blessing for a new HeNe Laser.
• ... for not being up on the times technologically-speaking.
• Giving every user what they need.
• Old, wise, wily.
• DVD Hackers Hit With Lawsuit
• Y2K: Microsoft Products: Testing Yet to be Completed
• From the mind of ALFRED E. NEUMAN.
• Tremendously complex fixes for problems you didn't know you had.
• But what about Y2K?
• Revenge of the nerds.
• OK, I guess I can believe those numbers.
• The good coon dog, the bad cat, and the ugly truth.
• "Beauty" is a weird concept.
• And absolute power corrupts absolutely.
• Geek Holidays.
• Exit Strategy
• SEX YOU dot FUN dot ORG
• Quote of the day: Particularly for younger people.
• A doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were talking in a bar...
• Anybody feel a fever coming on?
• Is this evolution at work?
• Mensa's Y2K-readiness.
• Lies.
• You're Lost Between "Baby Boomer" and "Generation X" If...
• Well, *someone* takes it seriously.
• Drinks anyone?
• Second Grader Offers IPO
• Incompetent People Really Have No Clue, Studies Find
• The birds and the bees.
• ... with sufficient effort, ANY movie can be "Rocky-ized".
• Dress code
• The Point System
• Hey, it's Utah!
• Hotels
• Heh, heh, Dude!
• Get 'em while they're hot.
• Bassball.
• "Distort-O" Low-Fidelity
• Valentine's Day
• Drive-by sighting.
• Fighting the good fight.
• Playing it safe.
• All in the name of science.
• Quote of the Day: Linux
• Water, water, everywhere...
• Take care.
• Pudding Guy.
• Other uses for CAT5
• Quote of the day: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
• Most amusing abuse of the DNS O' The Day.
• What's Your Business Sign?
• But the pledge I had taken was of 100 children.
• What _really_ pissed me off.
• Just another days work.
• Truckin'
• The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
• So we'll all die laughing.
• ACLU to defend the Peacefire Three
• Re: So we'll all die laughing.
• Possibilities.
• Quote of the day: It Crashed.
• Definition O' The Day: Legacy
• The compassionate thing to do.
• Normally you'd want some water under you...
• Aren't you afraid of me?
• You're crazy, someone might see us!
• Hey Bounder!
• A comparison of value.
• Flights of Passion
• Wedding Night - Politically Incorrect
• MS Antitrust Penalty
• To save an image.
• Usenet is the equivalent of an old west saloon.
• The Land of Litigation: ARAI Helmets
• Trust.
• What he really said.
• Re: The Land of Litigation: ARAI Helmets
• QOTD: Good songwriting material.
• Lions 2, Christians 0.
• Elian Photo Caption Contest
• Retelling the Classics: ...the man finally unzips his pants...
• Re: Elian Photo Caption Contest
• Nothing brightens up a room like a "prestige" piano.
• Fight AND Flight.
• Elian Picture Contest
• Euphemism O' The Day: corel
• Children as pets, the cat years.
• MS vs. DOJ
• That giant sucking sound you hear...
• Go on Bill, Innovate.
• America: The Good Neighbor.
• Implementing the 911 requirement, aka Big Brother
• Employees are heard saying, "Profits are so yesterday."
• JOTD: Legal systems.
• Let Sleeping Patriots Lie
• Best Theory O' The Month: The Market
• The Breakfast of Champions.
• Update: there may not always be an England.
• QOTD: Kisses.
• The Project Calendar.
• Welcome to Planet Microsoft.
• QOTD: English Purity.
• In the Pink
• You've got to be able to close the flaps when you need to.
• Snappy Answer O' The Day: "Are you reading that paper?"
• The health and well-being of our citizens comes first.
• No longer ULotD: Drug Smugglers Hide Stash in Girl's Corpse
• ULotD: Medical Stories.
• Excerpted: Ruminations
• Some Basic Rules of Golf
• Abbott & Costello Learn Hebrew
• You Go, Girl
• Pride of Men
• Quote of the day: Get Rich Quick! Make Money Fast!
• FDA
• Things you need to know in Texas.
• The high price of health.
• Love: Things you need to know.
• "Radiation Badges Are Your Friend" and other rules to live by.
• There's a reason.
• Planning a family vacation.
• Will the Swedish men please stand up?
• Re: Planning a family vacation.
• The Female Dentist
• MS Sig of the day.
• Look up tonight.
• RE: "Radiation Badges Are Your Friend" and other rules to live by
• Upcoming In the Dummies Series.
• The Story
• Tips for New Hires.
• Depression.
• I know some guys that are never going to die.
• Where do I send the money?
• "... are as fruitful as England in new and useful devices."
• Cisco/Stanford News.
• I'll do anything...
• Re: Christmas Party
• "And we're removing the seatbelts and airbags to keep the weight down"
• Programming Sex.
• Quote of the day: A couple of times a day...
• If you can't take a joke, don't be a joke.
• Internet Index #27
• Lots and lots.
• Retelling the Classics: Twice!?
• "What are you gonna do...run?" -- Dennis Miller
• The toys of parenthood.
• Excerpted: 07/11/00 -- ShopTalk
• Boo!
• The speed of sand.
• ... the "No Tag-Backs" defense.
• Must get more laughs than seminal wage/price theoretician.
• "It is very difficult to draw the line..."
• All you need to know.
• A SERIOUS New Spyware Threat ...
• "...since most of them already know what rubbers are for!"
• QOTD: .au vs .us
• The Moller Skycar
• 70MB of swap? Per window?
• Slashdot Signature O' The Day: Noisy WWW
• Spud.
• Re: The Moller Skycar
• Re: The Moller Skycar
• Re: 70MB of swap? Per window? (Was: Excerpted: NTK now, 2000-07-14)
• Re: The Moller Skycar
• ... all the makings of a shogun wedding.
• What's America coming to?
• Your call is important to us.
• Isn't Revelation 13:16-18 prior art?
• Insurance?
• Napster's File-Trading No More
• Re: Napster's File-Trading No More
• Excerpted: Communications-related Headlines for 7/31/2000
• Fight them or die -- or join us and prosper.
• Another exciting season of football.
• I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
• Quote of the day: Google
• Post Y2K-scare Blues.
• Safety Awareness. (ULOTD)
• ... there are some places penguin mints should not go.
• Passing notes.
• The candidates' platforms.
• QOTD: Management.
• Last chance.
• I am Canadian
• Um. Ouch.
• Unidentified subject!
• Australian tycoon loses 20 million dollars in Las Vegas
• Do me a big favor?
• Road Raging Hormones.
• If you're Jewish and you know it.
• What starting salary were you looking for?
• 50 Years Ago Today.
• HP & Sun adopt Gnome.
• Locating the funny bone.
• Why?
• Success.
• It turns out that conservatives don't like good beer.
• The Gong Show was apparently more interesting than I thought.
• The only thing...
• Culprit disarms police officers, fires shot.
• Re: Culprit disarms police officers, fires shot.
• RE: Culprit disarms police officers, fires shot.
• How distressing.
• EFFector 13.08: EFF Calls for Boycott of "HackSDMI Challenge"
• All hail Komrades Thompson and Ritchie.
• 26-Sep-00 Bonehead Of The Day Award
• Ever wondered what you can't mail to a country?
• Scoring after the gold.
• But nothing else ever grew.
• It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant.
• Where's the beef?
• Self-help.
• Presidential Clock
• It's all a blur.
• SDMI cracked.
• You want fries with that?
• Chase Scene, Take 2! [Bad Joke of the Day]
• 5 Country Tour?
• the British car^H^H^Hcomputer industry
• AOL is once again useful!
• Managing sys admins.
• Rambus.
• Size matters.
• Disappearing into the Code.
• Women With Hair of Blue
• If you have a thing for women who say "a-boot"...
• Someone tore down The Wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
• The Evil Procurement Lemurs.
• Pig Flies First Class Across U.S.
• Re: The Evil Procurement Lemurs.
• Passers-by "Mooned" After Minor Auto Accident.
• Globalization
• Getting to know you, getting to know all about you!
• Presidential Opinions
• The naked plump gay guy.
• JOTD: Election Night in the USA.
• This may be a trick.
• Quote of the day: Better?
• A precedent.
• Guilt as charged, your Honor.
• More precedent.
• Hostage negotiation.
• Que Sera Sera
• Excerpted: NTK now, 2000-11-17
• We will learn to pronounce "about" as "aboot".
• The Internet: 1,002 uses
• You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
• To My Friend...
• Darwin Awards Newsletter -- 2000 Nominee Short List
• Problem Report Form
• QOTD: US Election
• Excerpted: 11/28/00 -- ShopTalk
• Canadian election coverage is more interesting than we thought.
• Herrin Man defends himself from 130lb Bambi.
• Sliding Scale
• Broward County: A Report from the Front
• Standards: To be the invisible bringers of computing joy.
• McDonald's: Want head with that?
• Now, where did I leave my wallet?
• Ken Thompson retires from Bell Labs.
• Alternative Explanation O' The Day
• Topless Models Get Too Close to Clinton
• Top5 - 12/5/00 - Country-Western "Star Trek"
• About Face
• Political Commentary O' The Day
• News from the future.
• Better put the kettle on.
• Finally, a good reason for all those satellites.
• Linux Journal chooses NT.
• Re: Linux Journal chooses NT.
• Craper would be proud.
• Re: Linux Journal chooses NT.
• Choose Your Own Election
• Santa's Reindeer -- the real truth.
• ew, bellybutton lint.
• QOTD: Life as a programmer.
• Bush blasts Claus recount.
• North America's First High-Speed Rail Service Begins
• Re: North America's First High-Speed Rail Service Begins
• Just unboil it!
• Grandma's shoes
• The School Psychologist
• Zimbabwe Perspective on the US Election
• The night before Christmas, the VTEC years.
• Man Lived in Teen Girl's Closet
• HP Employee Missing from Company Plane.
• God overturns Supreme Court decision.
• We don't know what's back there.
• Adobe forbids reading aloud.
• Human Hibernation
• US Bumper Stickers
• "cubist" manger scene.
• TiVo hacks!
• Four new moons spotted around Saturn
• New personal video delivery system.
• QOTD: Computer games don't affect kids.
• Xmas Puds can blow up home
• Characterizing People as Non-Linear, First-Order Components in SW Dev
• The Village Idiot
• Excerpted: 12/20/00 -- ShopTalk
• Nostradamus.
• Ritz Carlton valet crashes Ferrari on joy ride
• Online shopping, anyone?
• Texan wisdom
• I can't be the first person to have noticed this, but...
• Win98 on 486sx33?
• Re: Win98 on 486sx33?
• RE: Win98 on 486sx33?
• JOTD: Before it starts...
• Did you get a speeding ticket this holiday?
• Bahh'd News.
• Unusual fund-raiser using portable toilets to aid high schoolers
• 34-year-old Java startup going public
• Your tax dollars at work.
• The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
• 'Wilson' the Volleyball's Rise to Film Stardom Amazes Corporate Parent
• [admin] 0xdeadbeef archive.
• Excerpted: 01/04/01 -- ShopTalk
• Bank Robber Nabbed by Eye in the Sky
• Barbie.
• ... or simply do not want to place on our products. (ULoTD)
• As you can see, Virginia was a hot spot.
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• Well, almost never.
• Letter 'W' Goes Missing From White House Keyboards
• Re: Losing the genetic lottery.
• Truth in advertising.
• Allies, Enemies, Traitors, Weapons, and Hostages.
• Good Point O' The Day: Fire
• Microsoft shutdown.
• Taking the road less traveled.
• Re: Microsoft shutdown.
• :-( (tm)
• Ericsson Concedes to Nokia
• 100,000 smart cards were destroyed.
• Jobs that are way more fun than yours: #2.
• If you are a purist, do this two nights in a row.
• Mood Rings
• Pow, pow, pow!
• This guy Rex really dimples my chad.
• Midlife
• Super Bowl fans scanned by police cameras/computers.
• World Trade Center visitors scanned by cameras.
• The top ten times in history
• At least it's organic.
• Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
• Well, Beetles can fly...
• Juno seeks to put users' computers to work.
• Another way to approach the problem.
• Tong master.
• God Bless Microsoft
• Middle youth.
• Hello Sooty
• How to turn your spare Boeing 727-200 into a residence.
• Anatomically correct condom education model.
• Prostitution Island
• Junk Mail: An Interesting Concept.
• Monkeys the new weapon of Paris gangs
• [admin] Re: 0xdeadbeef archive.
• Does your boss know that you discourage business?
• Alberta's version of _Survivor_
• Microsoft QOTD
• Broken Undersea Cable Snaps Web Access to Millions in China
• Ice Cubes.
• Re: Ice Cubes.
• Re: Ice Cubes.
• Casablanca gets its ass kicked.
• Guide to Australian Life
• "... to the sound of whalesong and the pungent aroma of joss sticks."
• Excerpted: NTK now, 2001-02-16
• New Microsoftspeak
• JOTD: Archaeology Find
• ...in a church parking lot...thought would protect him from arrest,
• He gave them the finger, alright.
• Oh Canada!
• Zoo keeper mauled to death 'after defecating on tiger'
• Verizon hits the horizon of its Internet insight (again).
• Mornings.
• Re: Mornings.
• We have absolutely no idea where it's been.
• You know you're in California if...
• Name that tune.
• Forces using foreskins for warfare research
• Microsoft clarifies exec's open-source concerns
• What is your major problem?
• It didn't look perfect.
• Adults claim that kids say the darndest things.
• Mark Martin's first press conference as Pfizer's new driver.
• One from column A, and one from column B.
• Equality Expert 'Harassed Air Hostesses'
• On the Internet, No One Knows You're Hiding a Corpse
• An end of an era...
• The IRS. (Retelling a classic.)
• "Don't worry, I'm not going to run."
• Nessie to Be Cornered at Last?
• Using that "Forward" button on your e-mail client [...] is illegal.
• The Silophone
• Re: Using that "Forward" button on your e-mail client [...] is illegal
• Descramble That DVD in 7 Lines
• C++ is like teenage sex.
• Harlan Ellison sues AOL
• For the Birds
• Re: Harlan Ellison sues AOL
• They'll know where you are.
• OK, OK, the last Florida election joke.
• Canadian Firm Uses Pig Latin to Fool Napster Block
• Re: OK, OK, the last Florida election joke.
• RE: OK, OK, the last Florida election joke.
• Discouraging unnecessary publications.
• Even fish fake it.
• Nicolino says Duffy's approach was too "intellectual and complex".
• 3 ways to lose money.
• Retelling the Classics: You Finish?
• Pot Smuggler Touts Skills in Job Wanted Ad
• US Gov't Scientist Fired for Web Post
• NIMA, NASA, and the MPL.
• If Mir rings our bell, ...
• Installing Love
• Danger: Coffee Explosion
• DNA Sampling in Scotland
• Signs you live in the year 2001
• Mir, Skylab, and littering fines ...
• A somewhat more bushy evolutionary tree.
• e-Moo
• Horse 'em.
• Re: Horse 'em.
• UK may never see 3G phones
• The Cameron Column # 135: Father-Son Time.
• Skill and Imagination.
• Unidentified subject!
• Spam as a law enforcement tool.
• Ignore this ad if you are not prepared.
• Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.
• San Francisco: A Tale of Two Office Markets.
• Buffettology.
• Paybacks are hell.
• Microsoft Internet Explorer
• Producer of 'Cops' gets DUI in Atlanta
• Dial a Coke and m-commerce.
• Tomato Story
• Re: Dial a Coke and m-commerce.
• Dude, This Sucks.
• QOTD: Moderately Gifted.
• Pot. Kettle. Black.
• Server 54, Where Are You?
• You try to bring world-class entertainment to the regions...
• Fish Name O' The Day
• Priceless.
• A Notable Moment
• Toddlers will be frisked at egg race
• ... while rewarding you with increased pleasure.
• How to Apologize ... American Style
• Weekend Workouts
• Motors.
• Control tower left unstaffed as aircraft circled
• DVD Easter Eggs
• Re: DVD Easter Eggs
• Apple Powerbook 'bomb' shuts airport
• Scots Wha H'ae
• Bang splat poetry.
• Toyota Corolla does ... 480 mph ?
• QOTD: Jobs
• Officer, I'd like to report a stolen doormat.
• Free Breast Implants for Some British Soldiers
• A Parable: The Tenth Man
• Oh lord, you can find everything now.
• Woman confuses Yorkshire inn with Chinese 5 star hotel
• What we look at is raccoons and rattlesnakes.
• American Politics.
• Re: Free Breast Implants for Some British Soldiers
• You know you're drunk when...
• UL? Ah, Florida...
• Word O' The Day: Floccinaucinihilipilification
• But you could have!
• When the CA DMV gains access to the SSA database.
• Excerpted: NTK now, 2001-05-11
• JOTD: SS & MJ
• Body and Mind.
• Chicago police clock motorcyclist at 160 mph
• Sometimes you really do get what you deserve.
• The first thing you notice.
• Rolls-Royce Recalls Vehicles After One Explodes
• Washington & Money.
• Trademarks.
• Bathroom walls.
• QOTD: Indulgence
• It's a Risk.
• The Simple Explanation.
• America.
• Marketing explained in 3 easy steps.
• ... in their favourite football team colours.
• Dog O' The Day
• "God Speaks" Billboards
• Advice for the rest of us.
• How America Works
• Meow.
• Serial streaker invades British election rally
• Silly Valley: A Year in Review.
• Grape Expectations
• Beth, I hear you calling from 6 feet underground.
• Bush twins invited to drink in Canada
• Picking a unique ringtone just got that much harder.
• What Religion Is Your Bra?
• On the internet, no one knows you killed a dog.
• QOTD
• Big Brother may be riding shotgun.
• Warning Tickets
• Destined for a career in the kitchen.
• Round One: Federal funding vs Drug history.
• Polly want a court-marshal?
• C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me.
• Excerpted: 06/25/01 -- ShopTalk
• Coca-Karma: Bob Kolody vs Coca-Cola & Simon Marketing
• *Sic transit gloria* Alpha
• Biblical References.
• Redneck Poem
• Tortoise escapes from Petting Zoo
• ...strafing the parking lot with 200 rounds of ammunition.
• Your booze. Your drugs. Your sister.
• Switch broke. Me dumb. You fix.
• Re: Switch broke. Me dumb. You fix.
• This is where I live and I love it.
• Lick the Last-Mile
• Applied Engineering Tolerance Problems
• Speakerphones.
• Where's that tractor beam?
• SNL: Who does oral?
• Acts of the Apostles, recommended.
• Power Failure = Green Light
• The Art of Astronomy
• "I Agree"
• A bunch of sheep and a once proud rugby team.
• Inaugural Inverse Darwin Award
• Melissa Greco: "We went to Beaver College."
• Another Medieval dinner.
• Buy this software or we'll shoot this dog.
• Stock Tips
• An extremely rewarding experience.
• Excerpted: NTK now, 2001-07-20
• One more reason to stay home.
• Excerpted: 07/24/01 -- ShopTalk
• Uh-huh.
• Excerpted: 07/25/01 - ShopTalk
• "Denied."
• Well, then.
• JOTD: Love
• MicroBrewery Management.
• Sleazy this is.
• Tax Rebates.
• Abstraction, red.
• Head of DWI program arrested for DWI
• Instinct can be a very dangeous thing.
• Presidential Riddles.
• Great weather.
• Ever wonder what the the dot coms spent all their money on?
• Anti-Aircraft Gun Atop Hotel Fires by Accident
• Welcome!
• Glad we switch from FreeBSD to NT! -hotmail
• RageBoy.
• Welcome to the USA
• Re: Welcome to the USA (Urban Stories Archive?)
• Deputies Sue Diabetic Driver They Beat After Traffic Stop
• Don't let the bed bugs bite.
• The definition of Open Source.
• It all started with an enquiry from a nurse.
• Naked Guy!
• HTML O' The Day
• Substance Abuse report in the Hong Kong iMail
• Suicidal GUIs
• Who said that?
• Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut.
• GeeK: How websites on the internet are seen in other countries
• Fall TV Preview
• To the tune of the Brady Bunch.
• As if the DMCA wasn't bad enough.
• Excerpted: Communications-related Headlines for 9/13/01
• AT&T equipment survived trade center collapse
• Burning Man in the comfort of your own home.
• Re: AT&T equipment survived trade center collapse
• The mother lode of things on top of bunnies.
• Investing.
• Terrorize the Taliban
• ULotD? Probably... New In-flight Procedures.
• Christmas Shopping
• No Bull.
• Packer blows $60 million in Las Vegas
• Internet Rumors Fly in Wake of Terror Attacks
• Today's surprising poll numbers
• We're more nuts than you.
• Re: We're more nuts than you.
• I don't know whose brain child it was, ...
• Life is good.
• Desert Fashions.
• Southern Hospitality.
• Dummy guards US base in Britian
• Terrorist Cell in Newfoundland.
• Bob Who?
• Teasing an addict.
• QOTD: Anthrax
• QOTD: Anthrax
• QOTD: Anthrax
• QOTD: Anthrax
• HTML O' The Day: Bats, Beer, and other stuff.
• QOTD: How do you feel about ...?
• First US ground attack 'could have ended in disaster'
• How to win the battle in Afghanistan.
• QANTAS Flight 203 and the Breadroll of Doom
• KC Chiefs
• On the other hand...
• Amyl nitride.
• Obligations.
• How not to win a war.
• BE AWARE!!
• A person who knowingly causes a nuclear weapon explosion...
• Worst Job in Singapore
• But who's Lawrence?
• JOTD: Divorce?
• An Election Correction
• Human Embryo Cloning
• JOTD: Current Events
• JOTD: Current Events
• Ministry plans flying dance clubs.
• McNealy on Linux
• As seen on a bumper sticker.
• As seen on a bumper sticker.
• ...ruthless massively parallel trial-and-error with a feedback cycle.
• To Be Six Again
• To ensure the most seemless transition...
• New CA State Law.
• Boxes and Caves.
• Freedom, liberty, civil rights, radio stations and jobs.
• Nintendo Cereal System
• A SuperSize Holiday Gift To Berlin.
• 200 metres!
• You need a model FRT-2038 expostulating refrembulator.
• QOTD: "buffer overflow"
• Good to know.
• My Way.
• QOTD: Computer Security - Teenage Pregnancy
• Draw, Frosty!
• ULotD? Afghan Golf.
• QOTD: ESR's Blinders.
• .Net vote rigging illustrates importance of Web services
• I gave at the office...
• Open to interpretation.
• Osama Redux
• The Brits have peculiar words for many things.
• Unidentified subject!
• New Beverage
• My laptop ate my homework, and my desk, and...
• My laptop ate my homework, and my desk, and...
• Correctly used...
• Yeah, that pretty much covers it.
• Telstra rigs Oz ZDnet poll
• Genderized nouns.
• The incident was "quite bizarre."
• War clubs & Cannibal forks.
• Axis of Just as Evil.
• Helpful Hints and Treasured Nuggets of Wisdom
• FA-18 Cabriolet
• Re: Axis of Just as Evil.
• Radioactive Batteries found in Tbilisi, Georgia
• Heck, I'm the chairman of the committee.
• Pros and cons of being a surfer in military
• McDonalds Drive-through Architecture
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• A guy walks in to a bar...
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• Aren't you, like, selling out?
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• Another millenium special.
• RE: Another millenium special.
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• Re: Another millenium special.
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• Top 10 ways the world may end tomorrow.
• Johnny Appleseed
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• "You'd drink too," charged school bus driver says.
• Communicating with your body.
• Online Porn Site Said to Have Duped U.S. Army
• Are you the weakest link?
• French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan
• What's in a name.
• The Creator is a member of the RIAA.
• A Male Valentines Day?
• Domains that have expired...
• I would have to re-think my position on the police.
• Recycling.
• Men vs Women.
• Free UNIX machine.
• Munich "corpse" turns out to be sex doll
• Alex, I'll take "Profiling" for $1,000.
• New Dodge Viper Stages Low-Altitude Dogfight Against Air Force F-16
• "Honey," I called, "come look at the hamster!"
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• Three Inches
• ... a cry for more beer.
• QOTD: It is to Kepley's credit, however...
• Scooby Doobie Doo!
• Damn woman drivers.
• QOTD (Andy Rooney)
• Catch those pesky email worms.
• Google. XENU. Scientology. DMCA.
• RE: Catch those pesky email worms.
• A Pill to Stretch Your Day
• Sunday Telegram on Canada
• D'oh! Deep Throat.
• The New Student
• How to please a woman.
• War stress wears out prostitutes
• I'm like you, heading West...
• Australian government wants access to your SMS and email
• For Mother's Day.
• Microsoft violates Mean Value Theorem
• More connected than you might think.
• Guide to Hiring Women Circa 1943
• Holy Prophylactics!
• The fact that I even mentioned [it] bothers me.
• I have no idea why he thinks this works.
• Re: ALERT - GroupShield ticket number OA4187_1022817021_EMAIL_1 was generated
• Re: ALERT - GroupShield ticket number OA4187_1022817021_EMAIL_1 was generated
• Bridges. Women. God.
• QOTD: Geek Humor
• Wienermobile gets boot near Pentagon
• Linux and the embedded systems market...
• I'm too smart for the first-grade.
• US CEOs Make a run for it!
• You're losing your load!
• Air travel: A letter to the FAA.
• Re: US CEOs Make a run for it!
• .org
• Men & Women
• QOTD: Fly your flags proudly!
• Supreme Court rules earning should be protected as art
• Layoffs
• QOTD -- Dennis Miller
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• Groening says Homer Simpson is Canadian.
• When you're stressed...
• Excerpted: ShopTalk - July 26, 2002
• October 22nd 2001.
• Re: October 22nd 2001. [Admin Message]
• "You don't deal with lesser life forms? You must be a lonely guy."
• A pastor walked into a neighborhood pub...
• New Medications.
• It's probably illegal to set the background color, too.
• QOTD: Give me a frigging break.
• QOTD: Inside me there's a thin woman screaming to get out...
• The Beer Scooter
• Re: A pastor walked into a neighborhood pub...
• JOTD: Sean Connery three times a night.
• How to end the war....
• Family Targetted Advertising
• The "other" kind of work-experience ...
• Promises.
• Hollywood Squares
• 2002 Darwin Awards
• Showers
• Re: 2002 Darwin Awards
• QOTD: Cigarettes, fast food, beer.
• Man dies as whale lands on boat
• I'm a tad furry...
• Virgin's latest airliner.
• Facts about sex.
• I was such an ugly baby...
• New $199 PC Doesn't Do Windows
• Say, how old are you, anyway?
• The History of Medicine
• Upgrade
• JOTD: I've won!
• JOTD: I've lost my wife, would you please talk to me?
• Smart guys, those Marines.
• World's Easiest Quiz
• We're computer professionals.
• He Said, She Said.
• JOTD: Remember 20 years ago?
• High Cost of Vet Care.
• Tree Hugger
• Windows vulnerability
• Blonde Genies.
• QOTD: Pay too much? Pay too little?
• Flying the Tomcat
• The case of the 500-mile email.
• Man uses cell phone to take snap inside schoolgirl's skirt
• Confessions of a Mac to PC convert.
• Dental Hygiene Tips
• Re: Dental Hygiene Tips
• theregister: Woman jump starts car with cyber-infant
• Yo Mamma.
• Worm Klez.E immunity
• Re: Worm Klez.E immunity
• General Knowledge.
• Boy Who Posed as Officer Faces Charges
• Run for office? No.
• Puns of Fun
• Hundred and Seventy Pounds of Dynamite
• Formula 1 Music
• Marketing.
• If You're Happy and You Know It...
• Long-term Choices.
• Man using gun to beat dog killed when gun fires
• Japanese girl VS playboy
• Powers Of 10
• QOTD: MetLife
• A fine example of why newscasters are driving me nuts right now.
• True, or False?
• JOTD: Medicine & job hunts.
• So? What did you do?
• Dude gets an ingrown hair. [Possibly offensive: GV]
• An Apology.
• This crazy world.
• Excerpted: Communications-Related Headlines for March 27, 2003
• Excerpted: ShopTalk - April 1, 2003
• Parking Lots of Love
• Lent.
• .38 revolver, gold Rolex, ...
• Priest, Preacher, Rabbi and The Bear
• Flour is spoiled when it wiggles.
• You know you're from Alberta when...
• Snappy Answers
• JOTD: Unlocking the door...
• "Gosh, son, that describes just about every man here!"
• The Hangover.
• VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places
• Teacher's Personal Website Is Grounds For Dismissal
• Apple Music Store sells four songs every second
• JOTD: Retelling the Classics
• You all have obsessions.
• Nmap is actually fast in the future.
• Good fun, gone bad!
• It's raining golf balls on O.J.
• This disc will self-destruct in 48 hours.
• I don't get it.
• Book pitch
• Portable Cellphone Numbers
• Re: Portable Cellphone Numbers
• Re: Portable Cellphone Numbers
• Oil Change Instructions
• Re: Portable Cellphone Numbers
• Notable Quotes
• Re: Notable Quotes
• Those kidders at the FAA.
• Excerpted: ShopTalk - June 18, 2003
• Trash Illegal Downloaders' PCs
• A Cowboy walks into a gay bar....
• Why you should always wash your hands after...
• Cell-phone study: More dangerous than driving drunk
• 2003 Stella Awards
• Re: 2003 Stella Awards
• JOTD: Toilet Paper
• Mars.
• Jokes.
• Current events
• Ferret Legging.
• Blackout picture is a hoax.
• NFL Fans
• If you had been in President Clinton's place...
• The Rules.
• How not to write a null SMTP server.
• Memo from Accounting
• JOTD: We've just met...
• Investment Strategy
• 0xdeadbeef Admin: New mailing list software.
• I believe in the One and I vote.
• 80's Lyrics Quiz: People are What?
• petting-zoo.net mailing list memberships reminder
• Building Muscles for Keyboard Jockeys
• JOTD: Two hunters...
• Tis the season to buy Holley's...
• Weapons of Math Instruction
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• 0xdeadbeef@petting-zoo.net mailing list reminder
• Homer Simpson let loose on US nuclear weapons facility
• It's really cold on Mars.
• Happy Valentines Day!
• Q&A
• Oh oh, here he comes... he's a...
• Think uucp, but with cars instead of modems.
• It's the Wrong Toilet, Gromit! And it's gone Wrong!
• Re: Yahoo!
• [Admin] Virus Alert
• Corporate Lessons.
• You might be from British Columbia if...
• Football Fans
• Florida Quarters recalled
• AT&T Wireless Music Recognition Service
• Contempt of Court
• Why don't you own a crackpipe?
• Excerpted: ShopTalk - May 5, 2004
• Best [Actual] Headlines of 2003
• Male blonde joke
• Re: Incoming Message
• Re: Incoming Message
• Energy Efficient Windows
• It's time to start the music / It's time to light the lights / ...
• Re: It's time to start the music / It's time to light the lights / ...
• The leopard, the monkey and the dachshund.
• When good tags go bad...
• Crypto researchers abuzz over flaws
• Re: So much for MD5.
• Re: So much for MD5.
• Late night commentary on W.
• Reality.
• The Sultans Son
• Bull Breeding
• Late Night TV
• Last moments...
• The Patent Wars have begun
• Left brain/right brain.
• Hit the nail on the head?
• From David
• How to annoy the IRS
• Dogtor of Paws
• Daddy!
• Googlewhack 500K
• Driving in Texas.
• Bombing vs. Burning
• Dell Announce Recall of Notebook Computer Batteries
• Just like Frank
• Mouse sets house on fire
• Yahoo! Web Beacons: Watching your browsing for our gain
• Max Headroom creator made Roswell alien
• Email Market.ing _ 943603
• More Catholic Churches than Casinos!
• A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar.
• I know your type.
• Is your car properly equipped?
• Advertising solutions
• Film-style casino heist needs rewrite
• Problems, and solutions.
• Dwarf glued penis to Hoover
• Do you know this?
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• Onestone
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