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• Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
• Student Loses Scholarship. We All Lose A Little Freedom
• It's like starting a lawnmower, but the sensation is quite different.
• no subject
• Prospero Systems, Inc. Introduces Chat Software for Internet
• I thought lumpy was the whole idea.
• I realize that it is a very trusting person ...
• "The Economist" article on the Internet.
• me
• Exciting news from the CMU Pornography team!
• It doesn't disappear!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 07, 1995
• A Comedy Central Contract With America
• Babies born: To Date 63; Goal 75
• JOTD
• Reuter confirms that it was "a slow news day".
• Braveheart:corporate infighting in all of its gory, beautiful detail.
• ... at least I think they do.
• Must have been one of those secret sessions at Justice...
• WWW Grocery Shopping
• ... funded in part by grants from Carnegie Mellon University.
• Thomas writes ``The Carnegie Mellon "Cyberporn" Scandal Grows''
• Ooops.
• Hugh Grant JOTD
• The REAL history of Unix(tm)...
• A, B, See
• Important: MIME RFC (readme.you.bozo)
• princess frog
• Sick Exam
• c&w song titles.
• The Prez
• wall-o-shame
• Argument 101
• Miss Quotes
• Barbie dolls fire risk!
• Chickens
• Fwd: [HUMOR] Microsoft Bug Report
• From u.washington's grad school brochure
• Dilbert & Dogbert
• Software Metrics?
• Dickey reviews the latest on the CMU/Rimm scandal
• Press the Space Bar...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 12, 1995
• The last 10 things.
• WEIRDNUZ.386 (News of the Weird, June 30, 1995)
• Instructive Reading from Author of Time's `Cyberporn Study'
• The Anti-Electronic Racketeering Act of 1995
• JOTD
• All The News That's Fit To Print
• Dilbert Newsletter 6.0
• JOTD
• if you get arrested ... we'll refund your purchase price.
• AT&T Plan 9 announcement
• Rush Limbaugh, unfortunately, wears a tinfoil hat.
• Cybernews: The homosexual agenda.
• It's got a ring to it.
• ATTN JMS: Direction of Toilet Swirl?
• The final test was to determine whether Twinkies are intelligent.
• Girls guide to geeky guys
• Remember, Obsolescence isn't an accident, it's an art form.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 14, 1995
• Kids, don't try this at home.
• BONG Bull No. 331!
• JOTD
• Using the advanced storage technology available to the NSA ...
• From: Wendell Craig Baker
• Today's Example of "Unclear on the Concept"
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 19, 1995
• Jerry Seinfeld
• Plan9 press release followup
• WEIRDNUZ.387 (News of the Weird, July 7, 1995)
• Georgetown Law Journal publishes Rimm's article on WWW
• There are a lot of sickos out there, aren't there?
• ... or just a single family wanting to get away from it all
• But how does it compare to astro-turf?
• Quote of the day
• Top ten ways the internet could get worse
• It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
• Which forebrain structure did the youngster remove bilaterally?
• ... for some reason, there seemed to be little return fire
• JOTD - it's old, but it's funny
• US GOVERNMENT BACKS DOWN; WITHDRAWS MICOROSFT SUBPOENA
• My God! It's full of booze!
• Ya gotta help me here -- it's a good line but...
• This makes me sick
• as [Time] ate crow in its July 24 edition...
• My Grammar is a Dame?
• The term 'and' includes 'or', and 'or' includes 'and'.
• JOTD
• InterMania -- the Internet Millionaires List
• ... which had remained erect for three days
• Another recent survey.
• Scottish Games
• Je suis a bit fromaged off ...
• Eternal Verities
• There's a Jerry Jeff Walker tune I'd like to rig it to play...
• Sports O' The Day
• VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for July 21, 1995
• Eating at the Y
• QOTD
• New VCRs take on commercials point-blank.
• Except instead of a Gyro it's a Pita with Cheese
• Re: perpetual motion
• hehe
• Heh, sent this shmuck my "Resume"
• MI5 goes public.
• Excerpted WhiteBoard News for July 24, 1995
• Effects Pop Quiz!
• Well, actually, yes, it happened to me just last week.
• The Elephant Man
• Manning's Study -- A Much Different Carnegie Mellon "Cyberporn" Study
• Ralph Nader on WINDOWS 95 Problems
• QOTD
• Strange sex laws
• If people bought cars like they buy computers...
• JOTD
• The Help Desk Explained
• Rimm denies plagiarism charge by Mehta
• House will vote on the Communications Decency Act this week! Subject: house call
• Limit your use of ... lighter fluid.
• Suicide, accident, homicide?
• How you can spot a Canadian, eh? - mmm, canadians
• Midnight: Your blood turns to coca-cola.
• Unidentified subject!
• Soon to be appearing in a major motion film...
• Ontological Breakdown
• soc.motss.grammarians
• "Archietext" (I've got some good news, and some bad news...)
• Microsoft, ITV, Distributed Computing
• How to Write Rap
• Cheap Shots - I love it
• sex on the web
• Letterman has a G.E. flashback
• ... because of the therapeutic benefit he obtained.
• Patients with organic brain disease may be at higher risk...
• ... the Cat begins to juggle several icons of Western culture
• More signs of the Apocalypse.
• HR 1555
• Re: While Simba and his father ... [are] ever so slightly *slow*.
• Ford's floppy promotion.
• Arthur Livermore <71121.3500@compuserve.com>
• The Agents of Madison County
• QOTD
• Simulated Skiing: really pin the fun meter in the red zone
• WEIRDNUZ.388 (News of the Weird, July 14, 1995)
• Should people like this be allowed on the internet?
• Airlines
• Nietzche Tech Support
• Embarrasing Tech Quotes
• The Rat Cannon Incident
• [GROER@FNALD.fnal.gov: What do you do now?]
• Green Chips and SIMM
• Win95=Mac87 shirts....
• Dick Tracey meets Philips.
• JOTD
• Dr. Crawford to the Soap-down Room, stat.
• Excerpted WhiteBoard News for August 05, 1995
• QOTD
• Reminder: Group meeting tomorrow
• OK, do the math...
• guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)
• No Excuses!
• More Colliding Cultures
• qotd
• Well, thanks... I think.
• Berry Kercheval
• Yee-haw, campaign contribution, and yes.
• We haven't lost it. We just don't know where it is.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for August 07, 1995
• Well, it was just a thought.
• General Motors Helpline
• "Excuse me! I'll have this bottle of tequila and this chain saw!"
• CFP: Mad Science
• It's not nice to play with the AOL'ers.
• SOTD
• Or is it merely a coincidence?
• mmm, twinkies
• Win95 versus Christ
• cool, man... cool.
• the 5 toughest questions women ask
• nude? naked? nekkid?
• But feel free to sell it again in Andromeda.
• life's big decision: lotto or phd?
• The UN in a netshell
• ew, politics
• Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on the World Wide Web
• AOL's Users Guide
• nipples
• .sig of the week
• Sexual Power
• where can i get me one of them there cheques?
• I think this falls under the heading of "irony"...
• mmm, bananas
• Now why can't *I* buy drugs like that?
• and eclipse for Bechtosheim?
• look at the blinky lights.. err.. nice buttons..
• weirdnews
• The Dead
• Diary of an AOL user
• now.. how many lusers access the 'net?
• Oh, to the point.
• fellow dweebs and dweebettes..
• I'm sure that you speak for all of us, and, no, it won't.
• "Sorry About the Downtime"
• sheesh. another senseless war.. atleast it affected mickeysoft.
• ... would be to start and Desire
• stop killing trees
• it is not a tooma!
• Atleast someone is doing their job.
• Back in the box! Back in the box!
• mmm, usenet
• JOTD
• "salacious and conflict-driven"
• "...runs off in a VW van with a bongo player named Moth."
• Anyone Here Been Raped and Speak English?
• Getting rid of pesky phone salespeople.
• don't trust your credit card number to this protocol..
• "... and that it is not ISO 9000 compliant!"
• But cold weather is as much a contributor as tropic heat.
• the DCF, DDCA, MDFF and the DDEF.
• We are intellectual prostitutes.
• Sig O' The Day
• oh my.. offensive humor, be warned.
• more offensive humor
• New Microsoft Biological Weapons Division
• what exactly is a flame ??????????
• Be a jerk.
• english versus english
• the _what_ gourmet?
• PCBs reduce penis size.
• Wear eye shields while downloading.
• MRML
• DEC WRL tech note of interest.
• A-Bomb Stamp Cancelled - Digest
• Are you through yet, Fred?
• It's not too early to start thinking about Christmas
• Good point.
• Clueless But Surfing.
• tip o' the day to ya..
• FBI Files on Clipper Released
• Newsletter 7
• Best Sellers
• their "Mistress Eva stretch pants" ... and their "C++ compiler"
• from the mini-AIR
• mmm, linux
• technical support - poor sods
• locked in a dark closet for several years?
• Losing My Connection ...
• DNA on Windoze 95
• 21 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
• The 9 Types of HTML Authors
• But what about the smell?
• you put _what_ _where_!?
• Will you "bee" mine?
• ... and visualize a .COM after every product name.
• 10 lessons to by learned from _The Net_
• Microsoft and the Bavarian Illuminati
• QOTD
• Agriculture officially assigned to women.
• The Bunny and the Wolf: Hand Shadow Workshop
• Hard to use without singing.
• woof woof - xlat: don't call us, we'll call you
• ATF Air Force
• ... offer my switchers an incentive to switch to his switching co ..
• Car phone display goes black.
• "LIVE NUDE MODEL" via your modem
• Procter and Game has diarrhea.
• Windows 95 Informercial Drinking Game
• But, he's in favor of suffrage.
• Someone now owns the domain name space.
• Well, it *is* an interesting domain name...
• Too Gay To Be Bothered, Too Cute To Be Straight
• .SOTD
• The Sniff Test
• That's a reason.
• Highschool girl saliva.
• if ... you can save JUST ONE CHILD from a life of programming
• ... the fact that my feet won't stand flat.
• 99 Zany Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order
• Wasting no time...
• *Style*. Beauty. Grace. That's what matters.
• More distressing news for vegetarians.
• New Free TLD`s
• If Operating Systems Were Beers...
• Any Port (or Router?) in a storm....
• We Come in Peace.
• If Operating Systems Were Beers...
• The fate of the toast, ...
• The Colonel won't be proud...
• How many people do *you* know with a C function names after them ?
• Mathematical stand up
• The Tax Man Cummeth
• It most certainly is.
• Now, that's what I call backup!
• Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
• Re: Things that make you go hmmm...
• 'Oooh, we've never heard THAT one before.'
• We have many... tools... at our disposal.
• Technology can be such a challenge.
• Read it Sam, read it again.
• The Author Collar
• ... and now he is one of the elite experts in livestock demolition.
• Why do we stand in line for Win95?
• I shot a question into the net.
• Bringing whole new meaning to the acronym "RTFM".
• Blonde's Revenge!!!
• Git along little doggie!
• It was just some bad seed.
• QOTD
• More plan9 man pages
• Many are called, few bother to pick up.
• Jobs on Windows
• The light-emitting vegetable diode.
• A disturbing number of Singaporeans are turning up late for weddings.
• I'm not dead yet!
• Miracles are very strange... almost paranormal!
• Do you spend ... five hours a day ... balancing your checkbook?
• Reason #3 is, of course, the main one.
• Operating System Tunes
• Top 10 things learned at USENIX LISA
• suggestion for food in campus
• How to tell Designers from Developers
• WEIRDNUZ.391 (News of the Weird, August 4, 1995)
• The Software Development Process
• ... and we're afraid Windows may steal the cat.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for September 06, 1995
• WEIRDNUZ.395 (News of the Weird, September 1, 1995)
• A Silicon Chip with a Lot of Nerve
• Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
• "America" ... "inferior beautiful beneficial addition."
• You most likely have heard of the Mormon Church ...
• About the American Hyphen Society.
• The Life of the Consultant
• ... machine readable as well as machine washable.
• mmm, microsoft network lusers..
• JOTD
• OJ's Statements to Judge Ito
• Le Cirque d'O.J.
• OJ
• Re: OJ
• Star Trek '95
• Process Flowchart
• Your attention, passengers!
• I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!
• 7 states pass "Wealthy Defendant Evidence Act"
• Horror movie character survival tips
• QOTD
• Elevator fun (I've got new socks on!)
• Preemptive multitasking
• definitely read the first part of this one.. -glen
• The Thing King
• Yeah, that would provide some bright spots.
• NT is a great server OS because it's so *user-friendly*...
• Legend, Urban or Otherwise
• Mom's still best at the backhanded compliment.
• Company name of the day
• JOTD
• How to Handle Stress
• yes.. more OJ jokes...
• Women, can't live wif 'em...
• O.J. Summary
• What, resemble Alfred?
• don't they teach english anymore?
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for September 19, 1995
• JOTD
• With those credentials, who *wouldn't* vote for him?
• Now making plans to blow up a Hallmark store.
• The Unabomber Special
• The Jack of All Trades
• School Jokes
• WEIRDNUZ.394 (News of the Weird, August 25, 1995)
• Key Words: Anal eroticism--Colorectal injuries--Enemas, cement
• Who, indeed?
• QOTD
• "It's a pity that Mark Fuhrman framed a guilty man."
• ... that a jury acquitted Lizzie Borden
• A Challenge
• You goddamn French and your constant testing.
• The last two lines...
• QOTD
• Genie Joke
• Sex pills (joke)
• QOTD
• Frog tales.
• And those reasons are?
• "You know... a good sheep'll do that."
• The tragedy of Canada
• Real-Time Remote High Voltage Telepresence Experiment
• Warning: Your means of transportation may explode.
• ... simple, if not painful.
• Pioneer 11 to end operations after epic career.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for September 27, 1995
• The difference between engineers and mathematicians.
• Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
• It will be fun on a stick...
• Those whacky science reporters.
• 86% of the viewers would root for the dog.
• Woof, woof!
• One more reason to surf the 'Net.
• ... but she wings me a good one with one of those cube coat hooks.
• 15 Questions to ask about Windows '95
• WEIRDNUZ.397 (News of the Weird, September 15, 1995)
• FYI, the warranty is on the back of your birth certificate.
• The complete U.S. & U.K. confusions
• *Governments ADMIT Mind Control Hardware*
• If you get the joke, you're a geek.
• Goth pick-up lines
• And it reaches new lows.. good ol' AOL.
• ... men paint faces on their torsos and perform a bellybutton dance.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 09, 1995
• *click*
• [uchi.test] New Unix utility
• Obscene JOTD
• Nice URL, nice contents
• "No wonder they all suck."
• I think it was the after-school human sacrifice that worried him.
• But I didn't drink the water...
• Within minutes a "brain fight" had broken out.
• 1995 Ig Nobel awards
• "We slaughtered her with that ad."
• Fertile woman dies in Climax
• Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 16, 1995
• Renaming the Win95 Recycle Bin, in one easy lesson.
• The Heavenly Shining Beacon of Hope is not a beeper.
• Perhaps as a result of centuries of beer brewing...
• Another reason not to commit suicide, yet.
• System Problem Report
• Frenchman takes on Microsoft, Intel with BeBox
• What Netscape really means...
• 'The Sordid Life and Times of a Leet Haqr'
• Authorities know of no motive for the killings.
• JOTD
• Solomon was a night person.
• Little Johnny Dirty Joke O' The Day
• Then it got worse.
• Re: INFO: AZ - Bans, Buybacks...
• They Really Said That -- Part 2, Politicians
• The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
• O Lucky (wo)Man!
• ... car occupants shall wear garlands of marigolds.
• The latest facts. The Damned Facts.
• Analogy of the Day
• Let's just be frenz.
• LOVEMAKER V3.1
• Jacoby sues Myers.
• A new twist (or shimmy) on video E-mail
• Another nice URL
• Re: Do Not Visit This Address or Call This Phone Number
• Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 18, 1995
• NETSCAPE OFFERS A COFFEE MUG FOR SECURITY BUGS
• Presenting 1,000 employees, all dressed as Little Bo-Peep.
• WEIRDNUZ.399 (News of the Weird, September 29, 1995)
• USE OF THESE COMMODITIES FOR MISSILE, CHEMICAL OR NUCLEAR USE ...
• Nobel Prize Split With Ex-Wife
• The Many and Varied Failed Promises of Uri Geller
• There are two rules.
• Incompatible compatibility routines.
• Exec Defecates On Airline Cart
• ... and the Dish ran away with the Spoon.
• Humpty Dumpty
• truth is stranger than poptarts
• Human Ear Grown On Mouse
• What would you do if I died?
• A day in the life of the mi.org DNS administrator
• Magazine Salesman and His Driver's Record and Convictions
• QOTD
• SONG: "A Whole Nude World" w/ updated lyrics
• Three worst Chinese torture tests
• Tell me, grasshopper, what it happens to say on the screen?
• LEAP SECOND ALERT!
• Re: An up-to-date understanding of religion
• Top ten...
• Bridge for sale... Cheap!
• Without Comment.
• Musings on the English Language
• Re: Question
• Lyrics to the Star Trek theme.
• Garbage man wins $200,000 for picking garbage
• Voodoo Acupuncture
• Re: What do you think I should do when I go to Australia?
• Deja Voodoo
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 25, 1995
• Lance Itos's Sidebar & Grill
• Micro$oft IE versus Netscape
• News of the Weird
• DejaNews -- search the past year's USENET traffic
• WEIRDNUZ.400 (News of the Weird, October 6, 1995)
• How can I get FBI security clearance?
• Nothing like D.C.'s mayor, but good, clean fun nevertheless.
• QOTD
• JOTD
• ... that will allow them catch and compile lists of sinners.
• Head of the French hackers group was a secret service agent
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 27, 1995
• ... more than 1,000 calls and letters a day
• Halloween costume
• Happy End of Daylight Savings! Happy End of Daylight Savings! ...
• In search of directions on the Information Superhighway.
• a quasi-offensive joke (or two)
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for October 30, 1995
• FIFTH SUBMISSION (Urgent, but you guys dont give a shit) Re: [NIC-950928.1704]
• this gives a whole new meaning to 'choking the chicken'
• Squat, cluck, and produce eggs at irregular intervals.
• MS software essentially bug-free.
• ... it is important that I appear to care about your opinion.
• We may even charge for it.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for November 01, 1995
• ... in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could receive
• JOTD
• The P6 is out.
• Urban Legend #40184764
• Bullwinkle and the FAA
• Urban Legend?
• cell phone rates..
• Results of CommerceNet/Nielsen Internet Demographics Survey
• (fwd) [alt.destroy.microsoft] *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
• Unidentified subject!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for November 03, 1995
• Quote of the day
• I found it necessary to use the little engineer's room...
• By the end of the semester ...
• WEIRDNUZ.401 (News of the Weird, October 13, 1995)
• How to freak out a producer.
• QOTD
• JOTD
• Spies in control of DNS.
• "I didn't have anything illegal on me," he said.
• if I tell you you need to sacrifice a goat with a vorpal blade...
• all-knowing and -seeing ruler of time, dimension and space
• Calvin and Hobbes to retire on Dec 31st.
• Little Timmy
• Put these on.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for November 06, 1995
• JOTD
• Lawyer JOTD
• Spies on the net, take 2, or "The CIA controls EUnet"
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for November 08, 1995
• GOD'S REELECTION CAMPAIGN
• Disney's Perverted Animation
• QOTD
• Male TS's Brains Resemble Women's
• Warnings you'll never see
• Marijuana case dismissed against licensed dealer
• ... new features have been introduced
• Mmmm, voice mail....
• In a capitalistic society the marketplace determines the real value.
• Singularity stupid.
• "Well, okay, but we never used the word 'threat'."
• can't even make a good ol' fashioned sexist joke anymore..
• "I don't know how Americans stand to watch TV."
• Two words: Tesla Coil.
• But why give them that much warning?
• differing philosophies..
• The Wild Heart
• QOTD
• Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.
• Excuse me, I need a beer AKA Remember when the software was free?
• ls -
• Unix alphabet
• "Generation X" is a myth.
• Scientists vs. Artists vs. Athletes -- generalizing wildly
• The Meat Of Medical Technology
• for you evening soap opera watchers...
• We've won (part II). (Or, we've lost, part I.)
• Good Point of the Day
• QOTD
• Sometimes a cigar is more than a smoke.
• The Simpsons
• Psychotics, Neurotics, & Civil Servants
• Apple, BHA settle suit over names
• Cusstom Speling
• Urban Legends created while you wait.
• Macbeth '95
• He's just a cheap boy from a cheap company...
• Microsoft hit by Word virus
• URL O' The Day
• college students? sheesh. it was probably a $100/hr consultant.
• QOTD
• A corporate Air Force approach must be developed ...
• An interesting URL.
• Senior SW Engineers
• "Recording" clarified.
• The future of cable television.
• Even the ancient ones knew...
• little timmy and the shower sponge - a bad joke
• URL O' The Day
• Seidman on ``Internet vs Microsoft''
• Fortunately, it won't make a bit of difference in the long run.
• This was a time for blind and total panic.
• This reindeer enslaver, this exploiter of elves?
• CWD -- The WEB Gets Sucked
• ... granted political asylum by Iraq.
• Every dog has his day.
• My mailing list is stranger than your mailing list.
• WEIRDNUZ.404 (News of the Weird, November 3, 1995)
• Twisted Greeting Cards
• The wonder of a dancing bear...
• May violate zoning ordinances in some areas.
• ... what the duck leaves behind.
• mmm, solaris. mmm, windows95.
• What gives the Net sects appeal.
• The greatest lab report in human history
• mmm, natural selection.
• Object Lessons for the Clueless
• Borland signs on to Java
• On the whole, the Usage Panel accepts the generic use of man.
• The Shiftkey FAQ - Version 0.001
• The Perverse Guide to Getting Hired
• Let's zoom in on her dilemma.
• N.J. Environmental Manifesto
• Hollow Dreams
• Somebody's on drugs (Netscape jumps 20 points)
• The Mother of All Dust Bunnies
• Yeah, but does it have a SEX instruction as well?
• Snakes - The Gift Nobody Wants
• Meet the National Federation of Republican Women
• Online Freedom Fighters Anarchist Liberation spoof censor.
• National speed limit officially gone.
• a second meaning for a "delivery date"?
• CNN Factoid for today
• Rogers Cable and Internet Service
• Short, Funny
• Christmas Greetings from the Legal Department
• Camp.
• You are what you eat.
• ... all of whom would prefer not to be mentioned by name.
• Grilled Chicken Hooters with shitakke mushrooms.
• Cash Giveaway
• Nice doggy
• You are what you eat.
• Bob Gucchione gets a Net account.
• ... marrying Jane Fonda or giving up lithium ...
• ... all of whom would prefer not to be mentioned by name.
• GPO Access
• Re: [alt.security.pgp] UN requires key escrow Jan1, 1996!
• Netscape 2.0b2 allows for invasion of privacy
• One small step for man, one giant leap for his neighbour.
• Programming problems
• 500 member VIGILANTE POSSES with nuclear weapons.
• Java vs. the Timex Sinclair
• How big is this parrot?
• Oh, James!
• A warm snowball wings out of Redmond.
• CWD -- The Net Gets the Shaft
• Santa is a Sys Admin.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 06, 1995
• ACM Letter on Copyright
• More on Microsoft licensing Java
• I do not threaten, I besooch you.
• The Joy of Teaching
• North Pole Reduction in Force (RIF) Approved
• Toy Story index
• lame JOTD
• Reprotron
• Unidentified subject!
• S.R.A.T (Self Referential Aptitude Test)
• QOTD
• Woof-Woof-Woof
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 350!
• Paperless Tax Returns Just a Phone Call Away
• "On the first day of Christmas, ..."
• PRESS RELEASE: Novell admits helping Microsoft
• Privacy Watchdog Outs Big Brother Companies
• WebFilter
• AOL Vulgarity Guidelines
• WEIRDNUZ.405 (News of the Weird, November 10, 1995)
• JOTD
• On the record.
• QOTD
• Purloined from the community-music mailing list.
• ... apparently wants her parents to use a different real-estate broker
• Pope's R us.
• Universal Grade Change Form
• MIT is so cool
• Mike Godwin on Internet censorship.
• WHAT THE PROFESSOR REALLY MEANS
• In TOY STORY, rated G by the ultraliberal MPAA...
• New Ebola case in the Ivory Coast.
• The End of an Era.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 08, 1995
• Bates is later enslaved...
• WEIRDNUZ.406 (News of the Weird, November 17, 1995)
• Punctuated equilibrium: Visual Basic vs. Java
• Those burning questions.
• The tree was a nice touch.
• Why you should log out when you leave your workstation.
• QOTD
• Cakes and Ale
• The Ten Most Dimwitted Members of Congress
• The company that fired Dilbert.
• 'Tis the Season!
• An important incentive for bug-free code.
• Miracles, Angels & Assorted Nonsense.
• More on the high-tech dowsing stick
• Analogy of the Day
• Your Horoscope
• Thin Walls
• Gee, Dad, I'm Impressed!
• Calling In "Sick"
• Only Lost One Game
• Oh my..
• Natural Born Morons
• San Francisco Roulette
• Bit o' Bull No. 351
• At least we know this product will ship on-time or earlier.
• A simple explanation.
• Intel Can Damage Your Computer
• WEIRDNUZ.408 (News of the Weird, December 1, 1995)
• The End of the Raven
• Oh sure.. but they'll use a microwave unprotected!
• Explanation of the Day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 15, 1995
• Gather ye unto yourselves the Volvo and the dog who barfs.
• Over-designing...
• Far too true...
• Digital's Alta Vista spider
• L.A. is what would happen if Tahiti were in Pittsburgh.
• A Day in History of Computer Science (aka Time for some Geeking..)
• 41 Questions.
• Multiply everything by 6.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 18, 1995
• The Greeks are especially unhappy.
• THE POLAR EXPRESS SHARE THE SPIRIT '95 CAMPAIGN
• True Story of the Day
• To get more out of your computer, ... improve *your* performance.
• Quote of the day
• You can domesticate programmers the way beekeepers tame bees.
• ____Imminent Crash____
• Grandpa's Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
• Presumably they meant "concerning", and not "on".
• JOTD
• commonly referred to as "backhoe fade" - geek humor
• Unidentified subject!
• JOTD
• Wind95
• If book falls into water, stop reading immediately.
• Did you notice the extra second in 1995?
• They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule.
• Internet wiretap?
• You will bow down before me and know the meaning of pain.
• "a terminal event on the commode."
• Buying him an expensive gift.
• Cisco and the New Year
• ... it seems that the NSA can't read minds yet.
• Lirty Dies
• ... a country where most things get done right
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for December 22, 1995
• RFC1822.TXT
• Octothorpe
• Supposedly Heard On The Air
• Insurance for your ICBMs.
• Pixar's "Toy Story" may become the most successful film of 1995.
• Internet Index #12
• JOTD
• Two cheers, maybe two and a half.
• _Never_ involved? As IF! Barter _this_!
• Running out of TLDs soon.
• Re: Words To Live By... (or not)
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for January 03, 1996
• A&E's "Biography"
• mmm, only in America.
• Octothorpe
• TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T KEEP IN 1996
• ... and get run over [...] you're the weenie.
• HTML o' the day
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for January 05, 1996
• Be sure to drink your wine.
• An inferior product won, but it won.
• uniquely among networks, AOL encourages the reading of books...
• WWW O' The Day
• Quote of the day
• WEIRDNUZ.411 (News of the Weird, December 22, 1995)
• Hey big guy, wanna "improve clarity and accuracy of interchange"?
• Signature quote of the day
• As long as there's no floating point operations, anyway.
• Windows on Unix compliments of Noorda
• Colour Art & Science
• Yesterday at the Met.
• Phil Zimmerman PGP investigation dropped!!!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for January 08, 1996
• More from the Perl Poet (needs perl-5.0 to run)
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for January 10, 1996
• ... as we forgive those undocumented calls.
• QOTD
• Windows security
• Dolls "R" Us
• JOTD - The Great Gonzo
• Repurpose To Disk
• A Newspaper for the Web
• Computer Virii
• New Mexico, new home town of the Not Very Bright.
• Could you just zip it up and give it to me?
• Lirty Dies -- Steckoned Sory
• TBTF: Government drops prosecution of Philip Zimmermann, author of PGP
• Whither deleted characters?
• TBTF: Alta Vista search engine
• Without comment.
• "You never do anything stupid ...?"
• mmm, cluelessness.
• Tsutomu's stealth version of the Berkeley packet filter.
• panic()
• ..would everyone please stop posting to Usenet..
• Internet Domain Policy
• I've have a rumor . . .
• Two in the morning. And the devil is bartending.
• Beyond the Beltway 1995
• Like a pair of of elevator shoes for the head
• High-tech Garages
• Your parents cheer when you score.
• QOTD - yet another "mmm, cluelessness"
• Computers have biblical roots.
• Pretty close to Naval Jelly
• Single computer breaks 40-bit RC4 in under 8 days
• Conspiracy is optimistic!
• QOTD
• ... to figure out exactly what the duck is uttering.
• This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.
• mmm, geography majors.
• Hemp
• Rant O'The Day
• QOTD
• If it flies, floats or fornicates, it's probably cheaper to rent.
• an oldie but a goodie...
• UNANNOUNCEMENT
• Lotus blinks, ships escrowed encryption
• 1 billion newbies on the way.
• Fun on the Slopes (Urban Legend O' The Day)
• The Nine Types of {Boyfriends,Girlfriends}
• Pixar's second film doesn't have to be backwards compatible..
• Dirty Joke O' The Day
• For Animal Lovers Who Can't Read...
• Tech Support Hotline
• B. Clams don't have teeth.
• Yet another urban legend..
• WEIRDNUZ.413 (News of the Weird, January 5, 1996)
• WEIRDNUZ.414 (News of the Weird, January 12, 1996)
• From your lips to God's ear.
• JOTD
• The House has passed the Telecom Reform bill.
• JOTD
• The Bowl
• You see the oddest things go by on alt.best-of-usenet...
• No contest plea in online stalking case
• You know you've been in University too long...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News
• big brother is watching...
• HTML O' The Day
• When do you think you'll be getting off today?
• Woman without her man is a savage.
• Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
• Unidentified subject!
• British Columbia Government Introduces _Proxy Fathers_
• Engineering secrets made public
• Sports JOTD
• You want chocolate, you can't handle chocolate
• [Canadian] University Lightbulb Jokes
• The Facts of Life!
• If I were a spammer -
• QOTD
• The Telecom Bill may censor Internet abortion and drug discussion
• DEC Alpha -- machine learning, emulation
• Telecom bill outlaws Supreme Court decisions
• HTML O' The Day
• Low-alpha-particle lead, and chips
• They are much more likely to receive email.
• Acknowledgment of the day
• Checking user's gender...
• Democracy Hosed by Telecom Dildo: Mass-Mediated Mutilation
• 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
• The Hazards of Radar Detectors...
• Net Censorship and the Tele-Comm bill
• Never try to keep up with the Joneses, they may be newlyweds.
• JOTD
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, February 05, 1996
• Just HOW cold is it? An Annotated Thermometer
• The importance of correct punctuation.
• A letter home.
• Periodically until the end of the world, that is...
• Home is Where the Page Is
• Stupid Criminal Tricks
• ClariNet files suit over Communications Decency law
• Satan Is Alive And Well!
• Power User- Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
• JOTD
• CWD -- We're Not in Kansas Anymore
• Body Sake
• Your own ICBM
• QOTD
• /* Insert future-standard disclaimer */
• And thank you, Keith.
• The Rules for Cats.
• A new tactic to combat net censorship.
• Live radar view of aircraft over Southern California
• 1995, the Net in Review...
• NETSCAPE IS "IN MERGER TALKS WITH AMERICA ONLINE"
• mmmm, tori amos. mmmm.
• How many ... That many!?
• Alright, Who's the Wiseguy?
• ... Another $200K
• Microsoft beats Netscape in the race for non-conformance!
• JOTD
• Telecom and Abortion
• Access to DMV records by rental car companies
• WEIRDNUZ.416 (News of the Weird, January 26, 1996)
• Old Correspondence from Our Film Critic in Paris
• NetDay96
• Stupid Prosecution Tricks -- Impostor As Witness
• Internet news about Asia
• A Cyberspace Independence Declaration
• Media Frenzy
• The return of the JCL error.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, February 14, 1996
• [A Belated] Valentine's Day Posting
• JOTD
• Fall smarter, not harder.
• The Help Desk gets physical
• Poem O' The Day
• Ellison describes NC, Java support, Oracle Lite
• Excerpt from Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot
• By bringing us together in communal mirth...
• Travel Guide
• CDA Enforcement Blocked
• New horizons in interstellar travel
• The Talented Frog
• It's that time again!
• A Parody of Modern Management
• ... you have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.
• Re: PEBKAC
• tlayopi: snow drifts you fall into and die
• And now, for something completely different.
• ... to a panel of carefully selected marsupials.
• Who pays on a date...
• ITAR modified for personal use exemption
• WEIRDNUZ.417 (News of the Weird, February 2, 1996)
• First they came...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Sunday, February 18, 1996
• A really "new" sort of "science."
• Bell Labs java rival real-soon-now
• First of many.
• The next step is to destroy your modems.
• They refilled my pitcher and left quietly.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, February 19, 1996
• Spam Art: Creations from a Can
• Excerpted: TBTF for 2/19/96
• Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view.
• Yeah, that's fair.
• My mother told me there'd be days like this...
• Buttered Cat Arrays
• More Letters Of Recommendations For (Ex) Employees
• "ouch."
• We're a very conservative group of Christians ...
• Hoax perpetrated
• Re: Buttered Cat Arrays
• Exponential growth continues...
• White House Blocked by Surfwatch
• There are bugs in the wetware...
• Quote of the day
• Security flaw in Netscape/JAVA
• A little red tag that kept getting tangled in her hair...
• Falwelling Tracey
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, February 23, 1996
• WEIRDNUZ.418 (News of the Weird, February 9, 1996)
• Communications Simplification Act of 1996
• Middle East Pee Tubes
• An uncommon fascination with trees.
• Do your part.
• http://www.infobahn.com/pages/anagram.html
• Coffee, tea, new computer?
• Don't try this at home
• An uncommon fascination with trees.
• QOTD
• Novia Scotia's 11% tax on Internet services
• Words to live by...
• You can't be doing that!
• Distinctly Canadian
• Distinctly Canadian
• The Great Barrier Reef
• Tail Wind
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, February 26, 1996
• Nevers
• "two breasts positioned normally, but each breast has two nipples"
• Choke on it.
• QOTD
• She's the Wonder Girl
• If the cap fits.....
• Lost Vessel Nessokrushymy
• Shot down!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, March 01, 1996
• Four11 Free Listing Added
• The Once in a While letter
• The always gracious Alan Dershowitz...
• Trombonist Kills Musician (Weekly World News)
• JOTD
• A Polarbear Joke
• Spare some change?
• The truth about pulp fiction.
• The Football Hero
• QOTD
• JOTD
• I'M B1FF!
• Homer's Beer Song
• Excerpted: TBTF for 3/10/96: Three-headed-dog night
• Fact O' The Day
• JOTD
• The Star Trek Writer's Construction Kit
• je ferai TCP/IP pour manger
• At the gym
• Disclaimer
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, March 13, 1996
• Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
• HTML O' The Day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, March 11, 1996
• Programming Language: A definition for the Masses.
• Missed it by THAT much...
• It's a sad day in Dallas.
• Her third, and last, marriage.
• WEIRDNUZ.421 (News of the Weird, March 1, 1996)
• 1830 was a rough year.
• 1830 was a rough year.
• PENTIUM PRO CHIPSET FAULT MAY REDUCE I/O TRAFFIC BY 90 PERCENT
• QOTD
• Do you feel smarter?
• On the existence of System Administrators.
• Netscape builds in telephony.
• JOTD
• Another good bill killed by veto!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, March 18, 1996
• From your neighbor's bird feeder .................. 75
• ... and would secretly interrogate your other appliances
• ... with the same perverse beauty as a pierced scrotum ...
• Chrissie Hynde's Advice to Chick Rockers
• At least they know their target audience...
• PGP and Human Rights
• Viewing comet Hyakutake
• U.S. woman aloft means cleaner Mir station
• Re: V-barcode ... (a V-chip for books)
• InterNet FCC Voice Regulation
• Stupidity
• HTML O' The Day
• A Woman's Little Instruction Book
• Consumer's Reports on Selecting Girlfriend
• The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
• Movie QOTD
• JOTD
• Unidentified subject!
• Hacker Tarot cards.
• Repeat every third third word you say say.
• QOTD
• I was possessed by the spirit of kleiner perkins
• The Complete Runner's Guide
• "breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free"
• MONEY Daily: IRS suspends Internet filing program
• Babycakes
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, March 27, 1996
• User friendly, too?
• A different kind of denial of service attack.
• Programming Languages Table
• ...and then you die.
• whether you're trying to get across the border or across town.
• The cyanide goes in the *inside* pocket ...
• HTML O' The Day
• Dumb Patent Tricks
• Today's Microsoft Bash
• But does he use kneepads?
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 366!
• JOTD
• Dissin' Mr. Virtue
• You have to lean into the strike zone and take one for the team.
• The BOFH #12 & #13
• The PaperOS
• WebCommando
• Should I worry? :-)
• Porn O' The Day: For my friend on AOL.
• Still Hope For Unabom Suspect
• The Shiftkey FAQ
• ... "unconstitutional" will become "uncons=schroeder=utional".
• The Twelve Networking Truths
• Glass half full
• Biopersonals!!
• Quote of the Day
• CLUE 1: Usenet is not for your homework.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, April 03, 1996
• What about 9 or 10?
• That's the idea, mate, that's the idea...
• Strongman drags plane for world record
• JOTD
• Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency out of Women Employees
• Mince-meat is made with pigs, but never mind...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, March 22, 1996
• Comic Relief
• QOTD
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, April 05, 1996
• README.FIRST
• Pizza man!
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, April 01, 1996
• Further invasions into our universe
• One line summary of Java security talk
• MEME 2.05
• Hackers and Phreakers Annual Convention
• ... like pilgrims, often taking illegal drugs.
• Sprint Sense
• RTOD (Random thought of the day)
• "LARTed"?
• What I learned in college
• Folks, the Apocalypse is upon us -- ``Linpack Benchmark in Java''
• Pat Buchanan quickies
• (MAD?) COW JOKES
• AOL is (1/3 of) the Web traffic
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, April 10, 1996
• May's gonna be a GREAT month!
• Dead skunk in the road...
• URL Error O' the Day
• Not just responsibly, but extremely responsibly.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, March 29, 1996
• After trouble-shooting for magnets...
• Special "Mad Cow" Issue
• MEME 2.05 -- Chip Bayers Responds
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, April 12, 1996
• At-work web-surfing chews up (an average of) 7.7 hrs per week
• Albin or Albyn or ... What's in a name?
• Washington Post sending lawyer letters to copyright violators
• Experiment 8 Postflight Summary - NASA publication 14-307-1792
• Re: The Washington Post has its lawyers on the offensive
• Rose Aguilar writes `Yahoo IPO closes at $33 after $43 peak'
• No IPO for RSA
• England had 'em first.
• Rifkin summarizes the Internet survey materials at CyberAtlas
• Jacking in from the "Green Felt" Port
• Male Answer Syndrome
• ... this court finds that source code is speech.
• mmm, ANSI C.
• Incident at an Airport
• Dubious Acheivement Awards -- British Division
• LolitaWatch v1.1
• Those Wacky Danes
• Re: "LARTed"? (Clarification)
• VIRUS ALERT!
• Warning! My [...] let me [dangerous/confidence-breaking act]
• They drink it for the overall experience of coffee...
• EFF/Bernstein Press Release
• Email O' The Day
• KISS and The Maternity Girl
• Cold Fusion Redux -- the Patterson Power Cell and CETI
• Sex Manual
• Entries from the "Duh" file...
• The Ultimate Mac vs. Windows Challenge
• FLASH: CompuServe Called "Indecent"
• The future of communications.
• Modest Proposals
• Mitchell on Dateline.... [James Randi]
• Plug 'n Pray
• A numbers game.
• JOTD
• WEIRDNUZ.425 (News of the Weird, March 29, 1996)
• The cornerstone of modern science
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, April 24, 1996
• JOTD
• Quote of the day
• ... transmitted a picture of his organ over the Internet.
• 9. Find Out What Those Other Buttons on Your Calculator Do
• What *does* a retired Astronaut do?
• It's really a very stringy piece of flesh.
• JOTD
• Yahoo! to increase internet hype!
• The Free Mail Foundation
• Microsoft to Change Name
• That's what you call erect?
• TTLOTD - The Ten Usenet Commandments
• Son of Hermann Hates (issue#2)
• Things I learned at MIT
• Oh, disregard... I see you've already ejected.
• The LAST BOFH... part II
• I guess so....
• NYPD Phone System Cracked
• Incentive
• Want to Opt Out of Direct Marketing?
• A guide to Software Revisions
• MFS buys UUNET
• Sounds like humans may now be obsolete on much of Usenet ...
• Java to be Embedded in Industry-Leading Operating Systems
• Lucky Charms Personality Profiles
• Eternal Damnation or Windows 95 -- You choose...
• Surprising new evidence!
• The Universe According To Dilbert
• Short story...
• ... and downloaded some incompatible data.
• A few key definitions..
• "Look at all the effort I've saved, guys!"
• SriDhananjai Bikram: "I am the serenest!"
• Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time...
• JOTD
• JOTD
• Rude Joke
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, May 01, 1996
• SunWorld echoes `Java jumps to operating systems'
• The Engineers Song
• Re: LACC: proposed anti-pseudospoofing law in Georgia
• What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Training Manuals?
• Unidentified subject!
• CONEHEAD Beldar & Prymaat
• Things that make you go "Hmm.."
• Stupid Men Jokes
• Become an international arms trafficker in one click!
• The Classic Software Salesman Joke
• Thank goodness for heros.
• More of the tough questions.
• Caffeine Update
• Where *is* "just in time" bandwidth?
• State of Arkansas Residency Application
• The Top Ten Reasons Compilers Are Female
• The Heavy Thinker -- A Cautionary Tale
• ... nor cruel and unusual beers inflicted
• Lack-O'-Support of the day
• JOTD
• JOTD
• Unabomber haiku
• March in support of free speech on the Internet
• Useless facts
• The News Bug
• <=== Unsubscribing from Fun_People. === PLEASE SAVE ===>
• The Sage speaks....
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, May 13, 1996
• Top ten hostnames...
• JOTD
• In the Land of the Yoda Men
• Balls as big as churchbells (or Urban Legend O' The Day)
• Henson to cult: YHBT AGAIN
• New timesheet codes and discussion
• Programmer Terminologies
• C++
• Tool Time humor
• It's commencement season...
• Be afraid...
• Macgyver CCC Recipe
• ... for the ontogenesis of linguistic structures in humans or robots.
• JOTD
• "I am a woman and not a test-mouse!"
• Ah.. such a happy household..
• JOTD
• eCash
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, May 17, 1996
• JOTD
• The wave of the future is in wetware...
• Hollywood and real life
• Zappa.com
• I've passed the bar, and I'm on a mission from God.
• Transgressing the Boundaries...
• The Top 15 Problems Encountered Along the Olympic Torch Route
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, May 20, 1996
• What If God Smoked Cannabis?
• #13: Tuba sales plummetting.
• JOTD
• Train delayed
• Re: FTC online workshop on privacy
• JOTD: Excerpted-from: 5/22/96 -- ShopTalk
• Re: FTC online workshop on privacy
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, May 22, 1996
• Quote of the day
• James Bond will stop them, he always does.
• Big and Very Big Hole Drilling
• Dangerous Liasons
• More Crossed Signals
• It Makes a Young Girl Cry
• Diary of an AOL User.
• Toddler Property Rules
• Answer O' The Day
• MI
• Police plan to hand the fingers back to their original owner.
• (available in English only)
• Web Site O' The Day
• Analogy of the Day
• the departure ... can't be viewed as a plus.
• Click [here] to download MS Internet Explorer for Linux?
• He'll deny it.
• "Berkeley California"
• Greeting Cards You're Unlikely To See At Hallmark.
• Duncan writes ``Visions of a Network Computer''
• Quote of the day
• Duncan writes ``This Site Will Self Destruct in Five Seconds''
• mmm, lusers.
• Get a Life! Corporation
• The George Burns of his breed.
• QOTD
• For the office door.
• Cat & Mouse
• The "F" Word
• Virus Warning
• Excerpted: TBTF for 5/31/96: People know you're a dog
• An Interesting Apology
• Teaching math through the decades.
• The Lawyer's Tail
• biometric encryption
• Trip to Hell
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, May 31, 1996
• "'ello, mister telly t1!"
• Iomega's value is greater than the budget of its home state Utah...
• 95 to NT - You can't get there from here.
• Are You a Guy?
• Security bugs in Java
• And there's a wino down the road, I should have stolen Oreos!
• The End Is Near
• QOTD
• How to have fun on Usenet, #1
• CWD -- Crypto Gets A Nuke
• For the Impatient Gourmet -- A Pop-Open Oyster
• And he didn't have to do warranty work or installation either!
• What is your job?
• Brand name condoms
• Just wait 'till my next parking ticket...
• Urban Legend of the Day
• What if Lt. Data ran Windows 95?
• Quotable [Dan Quayle] Quotes
• Too much fun.
• How Not to Rob a Bank
• ROFL
• JOTD
• Another sitcom quote.
• More than just a street address.
• Eraser ... self-titled last minute fiasco
• Sun Microsystems sues for JAVA domain names
• Too much coffee on the Internet
• The Virtual Blender (HTML O' The Day)
• ... the primary reason for becoming a musician
• Texas Instruments -- 125 Million Transistors
• I just knew there was something underneath those ears...
• The way it used to be
• ... with a manly picture to Manly Man
• Click *here* to lower the fuel rods.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Saturday, June 08, 1996
• Internet Index #13
• RE: Click *here* to lower the fuel rods.
• JOTD
• The Return of Hermann Hates (#6)
• Pets R Us
• Collected Perl QOTD's
• Universal Quotes
• Re: Collected Perl QOTD's
• These guys know how to motivate a programmer
• With an ASCII paintbrush, silly!
• ...if Microsoft was headquartered in Georgia...
• JOTD
• Shotgun!
• Important Notice From British Airways
• The "Real" Guy Test
• "whole new vistas of guilt ..."
• Tech Story O' The Day
• Artificial Sex Change By Operation Ruled Illegal
• Rejected State Mottos
• Maybe all that SDI funding wasn't wasted after all.
• Oldest active computer?
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, June 12, 1996
• OK, a minor correction was necessary.
• Love Scenes
• Re: Maybe all that SDI funding wasn't wasted after all.
• "some come with actual source codes"
• I suggest that there should be a Mailer Decency Act (MDA)...
• JOTD
• Quote of the day
• Mail-reply of the day
• QOTD
• Russian "Vote or You Lose" ads
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, June 14, 1996
• All this upgrading is making me thirsty.
• The White House wants its Sci-Fi Channel
• This has LONG DAY written all over it
• MS Press Release - Common Internet File System (CIFS)
• Sighting of "Sex for Dummies" book.
• CD HTML O' The Day
• QUICK 108 in Syracuse (gotta go now...)
• The truth about C/C++/UNIX
• ... have created a substantial opportunity for individual profit.
• Sorry, Do to Volume We Cannot Reply by Email.
• Grab the Magic Psychic Juice and gather round...
• ... the hazards of living in an access tunnel to your favorite food.
• People in Parks (a dangerous situation...)
• www.addition.org
• BeepBeep!
• I do my Radio Mail at 80 mph.
• Daniel Webster and The Box of Eternal Donuts.
• Lying-little-weasels only begins to cover it.
• ...Disney buying Canada and turning it into a theme park...
• CIFS
• InterNIC announces domain removals June 24
• HTML O' The Day
• HTML O' The Day
• Why GNU su does not support the wheel group.
• The Island Formerly Known As Java*
• Well, they do need test subjects...
• An Open Letter from JavaSoft President Alan Baratz
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, June 19, 1996
• Local residents are unwilling to risk arrest ...
• ... a world record for an encased pork product.
• "Intel Inside"?
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 378!
• HTML o' the day
• QOTD
• Bulls win with Mac!
• The Straight Dope
• Microsnot Corp
• Interested in tax-free living?
• Corporate Home Page Generator
• CWD -- The Prize Factor
• Re: Bulls win with Mac!
• HTML O' The Day
• As opposed to the rest of NT.
• The Finger
• Welcome to the shallow end of the gene pool...
• Resume Bloopers
• A splinter movement.
• Is your family dysfunctional?
• (Not actual size)
• "Windows 95 Compatible" and "INTERNET-READY"!
• Public Humiliation for Crimes; Ain't That a Shame?
• The Liberal Lunch
• The Warning Signs of Insanity
• Letter of Resignation
• Cyberspace: A feminist perspective
• http://www.danger.com/pages.html
• So, if you need a quick energy boost, drink up!
• FCC ruling.
• Seen on the side of a bus.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, June 26, 1996
• Microsoft Bites the Wax Tadpole
• The New Priest
• A career in woodshop beckons.
• Re: A career in woodshop beckons.
• Blonde Ambition
• Some email to make you feel really, really old.
• CWD -- Keys to the Kingdom
• A nun, a hippy and a bus driver...
• Laptop 54, where are you?
• "Please try again later."
• Now do you believe we can destroy your computers?
• Job Opportunity Talk
• Fruitcup of the week award for this one.
• Space Trivia
• Kermit's a peeper!
• Pirate's Progress
• CERT Advisory CA-96.13
• Cookies
• Cosmo Resign
• "Barney," "fun," "sex," and numerous dirty words
• Signature quote of the day
• Microsoft Announcement Template
• Microsoft is looking for a Java evangelist...
• Dave Barry on College
• HTML O' The Day
• Who do you want to insult today?
• UTC [was * 11 months to the telephone area code change in Finland]
• Looking for Drunks
• Yet Another Lawyer Joke
• Just another day on the farm...
• Where you put them is your own business.
• HLD PUBLISHING COMPANY reserves the right to cancel its own postings.
• Signature quote of the day
• Top Ten Psycho Pickup Lines...
• Real Life Cybersex
• Real Life Cybersex
• "One-handed" -- for what *exactly* are we surfing, here?
• We are I Don't Care.
• Microsoft shenanigans
• Stupid people tricks.
• Mutiny on the Internet
• Man's best friend: Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
• O for tuna.
• Re: O for tuna.
• If Detroit built computers instead of cars...
• KLINGON LETTER GLOTTAL STOP
• Trivia: internet and the home PC user
• MEME 2.07
• There'll always be an England
• JOTD
• QOTD
• HTML O' The Day
• A Letter From Outer Space
• MSNBC
• If nurses were sysadmins...
• Home of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
• HERMANN HATES Manly Men (#9)
• Sexium is a Trademark of Intel Corporation
• Marriage
• The world according to the Equine-L list...
• Microsoft's NT Workstation 4.0 and Web serving.
• Re: Microsoft's NT Workstation 4.0 and Web serving.
• Intel *shakes* the Internet Telephony Marketplace
• Tell-tale signs of the engineer ...
• ... in case he gets invited to an impromptu stag-do.
• The things people are willing to send by email....
• Re: Marriage
• A _Really_ Bad joke
• Preparation for Parenthood
• Abbott & Costello, 1996
• Making DNA Add
• Scrappy is the Yoko Ono of Saturday morning cartoons.
• Olympic JOTD
• Atlanta Status
• Say hi to that eye
• ... directly correlates to the average suckpoint
• CALDERA SUES MICROSOFT FOR ANTITRUST PRACTICES
• HTML O' The Day
• Excerpted: Shoptalk
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 383!
• If you work with telcos...
• The investors, some of whom he met mountain climbing ...
• Perspective
• Deconstructionism ...
• Warning: [Canadian] Political Humor
• Speeding
• Home on Deranged
• HPCwire NewsFlash: Cray Files Suit Against NEC
• IBM supercomputer, Russian CD-ROM
• "A beautiful Hegelian thinker" who remains a virgin
• Gay JOTD
• Mac Attacks
• #18: Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
• Securing 5% of the Internet against Wiretapping by Christmas
• The Ventriloquist Cowboy
• Take the President Clinton trivia test
• The dumbest-ever crook
• COJONES
• After all, it has found a cure for old age.
• The Mystery of the Porcelain Altar
• GPS to the rescue: "a virtual prison with an orbiting warden"
• Academia
• Hermann Hates #10
• bud ugly web page design
• Aliens, Area 51 & the Newton
• The Una-bong-er.
• Which Condom would you use....
• Re: Aliens, Area 51 & the Newton
• 1-888-EASY-ISP
• YabbaDabbaDoo!
• "Halt! Or I'll say `halt' again!"
• Customer queries which give one pause...
• The Urban Legends Archive
• The first message.
• Beatles
• If you plan to live here, you're going to get snipped.
• Codes in Hustler
• Now, go back to where your dead, featherless chickens are ...
• Logging.
• Animated GIFs - http://www2.hawaii.edu/~janetb/index1.html
• Ssssssswing and a miss!
• Don't be irreplaceable...
• Retro computing (HTML O' The Day)
• And it was *this* big! Really!
• That's what C++ is for.
• URL O' The Day
• New York Summer Games
• Little Known Facts
• JOTD
• Digital at SIGGRAPH 96
• The very most important thing to remember is: Lid Up, Seat Down.
• Evolution in action
• NASA might have found Martian life
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, July 26, 1996
• AAAS Press Releases: Life on Mars?
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, August 02, 1996
• Intel Inside
• AOL Crash
• Re: AOL System Crash on 07-Aug?
• And the award for worst analogy in a product review goes to...
• Analog examination
• Remember the exploded whale?
• Signature of the day
• What the Internet means to education
• Is the election already over, or what?
• Hermann Hates #11
• Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 385!
• The old fart was right.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, August 07, 1996
• The Futile Fugue: Variations on a Theme (HTML O' The Day)
• QOTD
• Opposite Ends
• My! I've gotta get me one of these...
• And from there on it's all downhill.
• Oh brother.
• Excerpted: TBTF for 8/8/96
• [NTSEC] nt4 security bug
• alt.humor.best-of-usenet: "Best post of the week!"
• ... the first cyberspace gang.
• Software Development
• A guy walks into a bar...
• Humorous Church Bulletins
• Gymnastic gold or no gymnastic gold, you're too short for the rides!
• Compuserve: "We do not encourage mailing lists"
• U.S. government to test car stopper device.
• You might be a racer if....
• An NBC Olympic moment
• snail-mail gateways
• Reality
• Packing, and math.
• ... the IBM Host and the Riders of Motorola
• Lawyers..
• QOTD
• Posting O' The Day
• Dieting
• ... an intense electromagnetic charge
• Why not C++?
• HTML O' The Day
• Hermann Hates #12
• Exams
• The European Beer Consumers Union
• A business luncheon..
• "...so please don't give the number to anyone else."
• Word O' The Day
• Jerk of the Week
• And your employees aren't nearly as good looking as ours.
• Ricky, don't lose that number.
• A few jokes...
• Lawyers..
• A Clean Record is Only a Lap Dance Away.
• Technical Question O' The Day
• Comment of the Day
• Oobleck anyone?
• Random Messages.
• Strippers Unite
• US Department of Justice
• Hacker Vandalizes Web Site Of U.S. Justice Department
• Coffee
• I look up curried carrots in the cookbook...
• QOTD
• oooOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
• Signs of the Zodiac
• "I saw some movement!"
• QOTD
• Microbiology 125* ... Multimedia Correspondence Course
• QOTD
• Search from your browser's URL window.
• QOTD
• The Day the Service Died.
• ...a whole new meaning to the ... concept of Mother Earth
• Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts!
• Tales From The Confessional
• Mad Hacker
• It is against state policy to pave over a deer.
• Editorial comment in a hostname ...
• at ... ummm ... at ... hmmmmmm . Your Tax Dollars, anyway
• Music at Summer Camps.
• HTML O' The Day
• mmm, mx records
• Usenet
• Race Tracks
• Re: The new Usenet
• Hermann Hates #14
• Neighborhood hookers require an "E" ticket.
• Modem "whoa"s
• JOIN THE PARTY!
• HTML o' the Day
• A rather offensive joke.
• a speedy release date..
• Password Guidelines
• Re: a speedy release date..
• {Rich Graves Only} Enclosed
• New Airport Bomb Plan Considered
• HTML of the Day
• So for the LOVE OF GOD, forward this e-mail...
• JOTD
• JOTD
• Internet advertising
• The Jesus Homepage
• MEME 2.10
• High Tech Computer Sales Jargon
• NEWS.COM reports -- China bans 100 Web sites
• We've worked hard to become what we are...
• Get the point?
• Another "it had to happen..."
• HTML O' The Day
• Quote of the day
• Alien Abduction
• polyglots (multi-language programs)
• "maintain maximum forward airspeed"
• If the person you first call does not have the brain...
• Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!
• Dilbert Newsletter 12.0
• How did the chicken cross the road?
• Excerpted: Whiteboard News
• military GPS jamming (alleged)
• "What's wrong with having on of them on the mouse?"
• Lucent Loses on Jeopardy
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, September 04, 1996
• Today's Unclear on the Concept Award
• Space Aliens
• For hardening our hearts -- Jelly doughnuts
• JOTD
• JOTD
• Shrink-wrap licenses
• Engineers vs Programmers
• Failed Dates
• ... and squash him like a truffle.
• Spamericks
• HTML O' The Day
• Would studying quantum mechanics help?
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, September 09, 1996
• Ellen comes out.
• Whoa -- honesty in marketing!
• The Search Voyeur
• Turning NT Workstation into NT Server
• Pema Jones on teaching Buddhism in the U.S.
• I quickly explained myself and I think she bought it.
• what the page calls a "luscious vixen of meteorology" ...
• "Did your monkey just do what I think it did?"
• Browser Mania
• Chat Room Sex
• Using telephone numbers as domain names.
• WebTV
• Possibly Offensive JOTD
• The Winchester Mystery Architecture
• Unidentified subject!
• Anagram O' The Day
• Winchester Mystery ...
• Phones
• The trick is to count their legs and divide by four.
• HTML O' The Day
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, September 13, 1996
• DEA agents accuse CIA of tapping phones of overseas bureaus
• Trivia
• Software for Suicide
• Assorted Q's OTD
• TWA 800 - Look out conspiracy buffs...
• Olestra
• Lexis-Nexis Personal Information Database (P-TRAX)
• WEIRDNUZ.446 (News of the Weird, August 23, 1996)
• Harper's Index -- June, 1996
• JOTD
• Golden Opportunity
• A couple of good-o-boys...
• more grist for the mill
• Personals
• HTML O' The Day
• `Rescue Me' a message from Shannon...
• Re: Lexis-Nexis Personal Information Database (P-TRAX)
• Re: TWA 800 - Look out conspiracy buffs...
• Double up, can't get a ride....
• Re: TWA 800 - Look out conspiracy buffs...
• No. Just put the bother on the side.
• Re: TWA 800 - Look out conspiracy buffs...
• Can you say "Unclear on the concept?"
• Lions' Commentary on UNIX 6th Edition
• Witnesses Confirm Missile Took Down TWA 800
• Look at that "S" car go!
• Within months, I found myself listening to heavier and heavier stuff.
• Retirement and Training Policies
• Automobile Acronyms
• The Not So Correct Dictionary
• Why I fired my secretary...
• Occasional wifebeating OK, Italian court rules
• More on Server versions of WNT:
• Excerpted Edupage.
• Children's Books
• Fun Facts (?)
• I have a task and a quarry for today, oh yes.
• This Should Do For Awhile.
• Kurt Vonnegut Speaks Out on the Meaning of Life
• They're called stereotypes, 'cause there are people like that.
• QOTD
• Letter from Mom
• HTML O' The Day
• Videos
• Extensions to HTML
• And how do they get those little people inside my TV Set?
• Techniques in Conflict Resolution
• MSNBC / TWA explosion
• When In Camelot...
• You're never more than a keystroke away from the FishCam.
• The OJ trial as told by Dr. Seuss
• Large ISPs, Small ISPs, Cisco and one great scam.
• Skiing
• And the Dark Lord...
• Dandelion Coffee, and the Most Expensive Coffee in the World
• Smooching Munchkins
• Exceperted: News of the Weird
• More Junk than you can shake a stick at...
• The Internet Kills!
• Once upon a time...
• Windows NT File Corruption Problem
• School suspends 8th-grader over Midol
• Alice in Unix-land
• Lawyers looking to cyberspace for billable hours
• Hermann Hates Getting Old (#16)
• UK Safety Net
• Skiier's URL o' the Day
• world.brain.com
• Disney Shows Two Worlds
• MEME 2.12 - "SYN Flooding"
• Arson Investigators
• memory price rumors
• The latest phone scam?
• Re: memory price rumors
• Reservations of An Airline Agent
• Re: The latest phone scam?
• Poetry 'R Us
• Ring of Steel ... "tapestry, chain, Mossberg 12-gauge"
• Medical transcription errors
• "People are grabbing at them all the time."
• JOTD
• "This puzzled the Marketing Manager..."
• High-Tech Hikers
• MEME 2.12 -- Panix's Rosen Responds
• mini-AIR Oct. 96 -- The 1996 Ig Nobel Prizewinners
• Are you showing your age?
• Mr. Boo Yuk looked set for fame.
• CONCENTRIC NETWORK OBTAINS JUDICIAL RELIEF AGAINST SPAMMER
• TBTF for 10/9/96: Can't get there from here
• http://www.hotbot.com/FAQ/faq-ui.html
• Fate (aka Doom)
• Bad! JOTD. Bad, bad, bad! JOTD
• Bill of No Rights
• Death, taxes, and gas bills
• The difference between engineers and the rest of the world...
• Sig O' The Day
• Essay contest winner
• You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
• Cows With Guns
• Help keep our gene pool clean!
• Re: SF Gator's Physical Exam
• Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
• Helper, help thyself.
• Your anticipated cooperation is greatly appreciated.
• Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
• Internet ScamBusters #9
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, October 14, 1996
• JOTD
• ... will own the phrase
• Our goverment (funding agencies) at work.
• QOTD
• ... written by Barney The Dinosaur while 'shrooming.
• God's latest email
• Microsoft Phases Out Future Development for the MIPS Platform
• JOTD
• Microsoft and Divine Intervention
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, October 16, 1996
• ele-X-ion
• Seymour Cray and Macintosh
• crapd
• Who watches the watchers?
• Politics in Ecuador...
• Replies to MAILER-DAEMON
• Hermann Hates #17 - HERMANN HATES Communication
• On a somewhat more embarrassing note, we had our first fat fight.
• SF Gator's Physical Exam
• Helms, undeterred by fact or sanity...
• ... and information overload.
• Call Me a Sissy, I Like My Blood
• FOTD
• McMe McOh-my.
• HTML O' [the last few] Day[s]
• ... boil it until such insolence ends.
• More on McDonalds
• The Open University spent £2.50 on a copy of Playboy ...
• Little Johnnie JOTD
• You will be assimilated...
• Campaign Humor (Urban Legend O' The Day?)
• Cigarettes linked to cancer
• Analogy O' The Day
• Beer Drinker's Trouble-shooting Guide
• Beatles Classics for Tech Heads
• Here, hold this for me.
• Pure logic is like a purple stretch-velvet minidress...
• Hot Hollywood Gossip
• The History Of Music (Creationist Version)
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, October 21, 1996
• Our kind of guy.
• Laugh of the Day (about Netscape)
• Words to live by.
• Elections are such perilous times for personal liberty
• Unidentified subject!
• Drugs aren't the *only* thing the schools are watching...
• Urban Legend of the Day..
• Well, that one slipped through...
• Dead funny.
• Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!
• Smoking
• 100 Things to do to be "a man."
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Wednesday, October 23, 1996
• The Joys of SCSI
• Fun stats about the web
• Your history lesson for the day...
• End of the world
• Barbie is on track for $1.6-$1.7 billion in 1996.
• HTML o' the Day
• Platform-independent hardware.
• Internet Downtime
• Re: Internet Downtime
• URL O' The Day (Ooops.)
• Re: Bizarre travel anecdote....
• ... spend a lot of time with other countries, and maybe get a clue.
• ... all of the sex you've had has been for the good of the country.
• QOTD
• ... all of the sex you've had has been for the good of the country.
• JOTD
• Green Eggs and Hamlet
• The 'wired' school of writing...
• Body Art
• Relativistic Time Travel in Renton
• Announcing a New Way to Acquire Your Hernia
• URL O' The Day
• T-Minus 10 To The 8th And Counting
• Grandparents
• Macho Pickups
• Advice O' The Day.
• 'scuse me, Ossifer
• QOTD
• CWD -- "CyberGangs" Hoax
• After all, how do you think the acid got there in the first place?
• Energizer Bunny Dead!
• Voodoo Dick (yet another possibly offensive joke)
• Mad Digs and Englishmen
• Men's Room Etiquette
• Jargon update
• FCC ban on liquor advertising
• The Pope's Operation
• He's not hurting, but doesn't seem to be smiling a whole lot either.
• Blissful Ignorance...
• Vote for Perot!
• 3COM Chooses UNIX For 3COM Park Kiosks
• Those [Us?] wacky Canadians...
• Dear Abby...
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, November 01, 1996
• ... it was a completely different context
• When is Volume 4 coming out?
• Dynamic User Help
• Determining the height of a tall building...
• Da Da
• "Quake" Game Worries An Access Provider
• Berzerkely at its finest.
• The seven deadly sins of highly successful people.
• ``How to Kill an Eel''
• Editor wars...
• Well, that can happen.
• Life Got You Down?
• Lawyers
• Idaho Sex Law Sends Pregnant Teens to Court
• MFS's $500 MILLION, 10GB CONNECTION - WHO CAN CATCH UUNET NOW?
• QOTD
• Halloween at DreamWorks
• So back to Tom.
• For graduate students, it's playing Maxwell's Silver Hammer a lot.
• No Taste
• "Touch Woody - The Internet Pecker"
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, August 19, 1996
• Junk Mail Policy
• Diary of a Californian couple
• Debt...
• When killing a mime, use a silencer; a mannequin, use...
• ... and to avoid further offence
• Da Jets
• Excerpted: Edupage, 12 November 1996
• Click here to read her most embarrassing secret.
• Love vs Lust vs Marriage
• Pickle Joke O' The Day
• The fight was delayed briefly...
• [comp.arch: Home computers and beer. (Was: Mainframes & Unix)]
• Working definitions...
• Headline of the Year Contender
• Excerpt: discussion of car exceeding speed of light
• C, More or Less
• Kelley's Blue Book
• We were discussing chemical weapons ...
• NT Password Cracker (for a fee)
• On the nature of the Universe
• I write K&R C. I laugh at termios.
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Friday, November 15, 1996
• Excerpted: Net Informant
• I have no idea where this originates.
• Pierre the French Fighter Pilot
• Marriage
• !!!!!
• The Statue
• Dear Editor
• Words to Live By.
• An oldie but a goodie...
• dJOTD
• Women - A Chemical Analysis
• Windows 93?
• Good Gravy!
• Conspiracy Theory O' The Day
• QOTD
• Kisses
• Operation: Manager
• Touche' -Hazardous Materials Information Sheet
• Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squid.
• Five word review of First Contact.
• Really Scary Site O' the Day
• Go Lemmings Go!
• Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.
• On the average...
• Hermann Hates #19 - Hermann Hates Mainstream Music
• Three cowboys are sitting around...
• TWA: Witness Illustration
• Tools, Explained
• Telemarketer Silliness
• Thanksgiving lore
• Quote of the day
• Metachain
• Quote of the day
• Excerpted: 12/02/96 -- ShopTalk
• Tales of the boys in blue
• Don't worry, be happy.
• MTV has found a new way to milk the Web for cash.
• A Non-politically correct Joke
• Semester Burnout
• ... the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long.
• Ten things that sound dirty at Thanskgiving, but aren't.
• Borg Barbie
• "We see a lot of short-sightedness"
• The MS SO Suite
• What Men Really Mean
• JOTD
• Mouse balls.
• Television Ends
• What should I do with the bodies?
• Just far too PC...
• If I ever become an Evil Overlord
• Hot Rumor O' The Day
• As for what makes a man proud...
• Well, at least he's likely to get his wish.
• Another Psychic Hotline Success Story...
• GM Airbag Contest
• JOTD
• Obscure Medical JOTD
• Thank you for calling Etch-A-Sketch Support!
• Restructuring
• Hermann Hates #20 - Hermann Hates Christmas
• Re: Restructuring
• Toys for Windows '95
• Advisor Language at the Thesis Defense
• It's A Dog's Life
• Woof! Woof!
• Dilbert Newsletter 13.01
• The Evolution of a Programmer
• Teen math whizzes best Euclid
• Introducing: *The* New Product to Replace e-Mail!
• earthstar.com lawsuit
• Writings in the Snow
• Women ... may bare their breasts in public
• Telerobotics Course
• Re: Hot Rumor O' The Day
• Tickle me Taz!?
• 3M -- Marsupial Murder Mysteries
• QOTD
• A list of RFCs.
• And a waiting list of applicants...
• Sig O' The Day
• Unintended Insight #726
• Linus v2.0 released
• The InterNIC: a case study in bad database management
• TBTF for 12/14/96: Flight 54 where are you?
• The Taco Bell Conspiracy
• ULOTD
• I was so proud!
• Substantiatively Ludicrous
• Seven of the World's Easiest Questions
• InterNIC and possible double billing...
• Re: QOTD
• Legal Beagle: Diaries of a Canine Counselor
• ... or the destruction of the Earth.
• Where Kwality is Job #1.
• The End of the World FAQ
• Unquotable Quotes
• The X(mas) Files
• It's a Miracle!
• A man walks into a bar...
• 000aaarawhotsexsexsexxxxilla1.com
• Don't Panic!
• Jack and Jill
• Christmas musings...
• Church Initiation Practices
• "i HATE grading finals"
• the only Christmas album by a born-again, ukulele-playing man-boy...
• Email we never quite finished reading.
• Cartoon figures most likely to be drug abusers...
• Pinpoint Marketing
• Judge rules export controls on crypto unconstitutional
• Academic Research
• Computer Voodoo
• Combat Machines 96
• Sounds about right
• There are folks less cynical than I.
• Jacking in from the "Two Flew Over the Crypto Nest" port
• Resume Translator
• blessed by God
• Jobs is working for Apple again
• A Modernized Christmas Carol
• Vehicle Search
• Today's Christmas Technology
• Bwahahahaha! "Merry Christmas!"
• Hey kids! Forget about shoveling sidewalks, make some real money!
• Apples NeXT Step.
• Cats
• Ever wonder what makes the Secret Service nervous?
• 11 years after the fact.
• 920 Disc Drive
• ... and a promise of a quarter-ounce of Clay's finest
• Jesus *H* Christ
• Demonic Dolls
• Road to pave? Remember Burma-Shave?
• The Engineers approach to women...
• Scientific American profile of @Home
• Marvel Holding Cos (NYSE:MRV) files for Chapter 11
• Bookstores charging high prices for public domain books...
• Hermann Hates Holiday Special
• Jacking in from the "Spam in the Stocking" Port
• bzzzzzz...
• Toasty warm.
• 'shrooms
• Excerpted: WhiteBoard News for Monday, December 30, 1996
• Why would anybody ask such a stupid question?
• U.S. Inmate Electrocuted by Faulty Headphones
• Have you ever sent email? You will.
• Quote of the day
• Didn't they see it coming?
• *Ting-a-ling*
• Poem O' The Day
• The Worlds Longest Unguarded Border
• JOTD
• But of all the woes of humankind...
• I've Met Jesus Twice.
• PNG: The birth of a standard.
• Say, you know what's happening this Sunday, don't you?
• Polly want a cracker?
• HAL's Legacy (a plug for the book)
• Re: Say, you know what's happening this Sunday, don't you?
• It even "Has a 100% data preservation rating!"
• because "pure data can never host a file."
• Americans, Lawyers, and a little slice of land.
• Help Desk Humor: A True Story
• Taking safety to the limits.
• Hackers Hack Crack, Steal Quake
• The Fun_People Regular January Special Oxymoron Issue
• Hustler Happy Meal
• The Differences Between Men and Women
• Skytel re-invents the Infinite Loop
• BSD gets everywhere.
• HMO FAQ
• ... a $70-million atom-shooting device ... explode.
• 3M sues Microsoft
• And she's no blond...
• Room temperature super-conductor.
• Good manual entry.
• Possible Urban Legend O' The Day
• Touching Story O' The Day
• You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
• If I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna *look* impotent.
• FAT IS ONLY UGLY UNTIL YOU PUT A NIPPLE ON IT!
• ... include suicide prevention centers and police departments
• So, what do you think of the weather we're having?
• "Now I just read C code instead."
• The Cliche Expert Testifies on Love
• JOTD
• the Society for the Preservation of Artifical Wildlife
• He shoots! It's good!
• Impure Mathematics
• The Famous Tupperware Burp...
• FBI wiretaps
• Prison Drug of Choice
• [alt.2600.hackerz] The best Hacker!
• Life Imitates Dilbert
• Flash Mountain
• Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?
• Heavenly Humor
• ... wish for nothing but friendly intercourse with Earth meat beings
• The problem is that someday everyone else's life will be on the Net.
• If you had a MAC, you'd be done now.
• U.S. probe suggests life possible on Jupiter moon
• Microsoft - gotta admire their cunningness
• A nasty, likely offensive JOTD.
• "Ichijiku enema" is a "Windows95" in the market of enemas.
• EMERGENCY - security breached by NaughtyRobot
• Well, it was interesting while it lasted.
• `Cool' computers
• the worst Perl book ever
• Geek Girls
• HTML O' The Day
• Blame it on Del Rio
• Brain Teasers
• 1/21/97 Elvis' Manager 'Colonel' Tom Parker, dies at 87
• Confusion O' The Day
• HTML of the Day
• Virtual Pet Craze Sweeps Japan
• QOTD
• SmartHouse
• Bohemian Rhapsody (Object Oriented)
• Excerpted: 01/23/97 -- ShopTalk
• Rumored Easter Egg O' The Day
• The Golden Arches Theory of Conflict Prevention
• Our can's ass.
• Easter Egg(s) O' The Day
• The Top 16 Web Pages Least Likely to Prosper
• Random things to worry about.
• HTML O' The Day
• The Dark Sucker Theory
• QOTD: Falling in love...
• Brain Teasers
• Like a leopard.
• HTML of the Day
• Whee.
• Computer game of the day
• John Wayne Tampons
• John Wayne Tampons (proper credits)
• Implanted Microscopic Brain Chips - AF 2025
• Not your average daily driver