From: glen mccready 
  To: 0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org
Date: Tue, 04 Jun 1996 14:24:07 -0400

Forwarded0by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: tale@uunet.uu.net (David C Lawrence)
Forwarded-by: costumes@interramp.com (Rich Williamson)

Those drag pipes sure can take their toll.....
biker interpretations of "classic" rock & roll songs:

1. "I like smokin' ice cream" 
   Steppenwolf - Born to Be Wild
   (I like smoke and lightning)

2. "ripped up her douche in the middle of the night" 
   Manfred Mann - Blinded by the Light
   (revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night)

3. "the ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind" 
   Bob Dylan -Blowin' in the Wind
   (the answer my friend is blowin' in the wind)

4. "Well..they sent you a tie clasp" 
   Elvis Presley - Hound Dog
   (well they said you were high class)

5. "Baking carrot biscuits"
   Bachman-Turner Overdrive - Takin' Care of Business
   (takin' care of business)

6. "And there's a wino down the road, I should have stolen Oreos"
   Led Zep - Stairway to Heaven
   (and as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our souls)

7. "Take a load of fanny, take a load for me"
   The Band - The Weight
   (take a load off Annie, take a load for free)

8. "The girl with colitis goes by"
   Beatles - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
   (the girl with kaleidoscope eyes)

9. "There's a bathroom on the right"
   Creedence Clearwater Rev. - Bad Moon Rising
   (there's a bad moon on the rise)

10."'scuse me while I kiss this guy"
   Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
   ('scuse me while I kiss the sky)