From: glen mccready 
  To: 0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org
Date: Mon, 09 Dec 1996 10:43:02 -0500

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: jim@hosaka.SmallWorks.COM (Jim Thompson)
Forwarded by: Steve_Isham@ccmail.arrowsmith.com

Thank you for calling Etch-A-Sketch Support!

     Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch
     
     Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.
     A: Pick it up and shake it.
     
     Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over
        the screen.
     A: Pick it up and shake it.
     
     Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
     A: Pick it up and shake it.
     
     Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art 
        project.
     A: Pick it up and shake it.
     
     Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
     A: Pick it up and shake it.
     
     Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle 
        of my work?
     A: Stop shaking it.