From: glen mccready 
  To: Dead Beef <0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org>
Date: Sat, 15 Jul 1995 01:37:12 -0400

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Date: Fri, 14 Jul 1995 17:05:02 -0400
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU>
To: /dev/null@python.bostic.com
Subject: Hugh Grant JOTD

Forwarded-by: Peter Langston <psl@acm.org>
Forwarded-by: squeeze@omni.voicenet.com (Bob Stein)
Forwarded-by: rec.humor.funny

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From: busser@orca.ib.stortek.com (Rick Busser)

I think if Hugh Grant ever decides to run for President he could use
the old "She sucked but didn't swallow" excuse that worked so well for
Clinton.

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From: mwoods@dgs.dgsys.com (Mike)

I forget where I heard it, but I understand Mr. Grant's next movie will
be called "Four Twenties and a Hooker."

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From: babb@k2.sanders.lockheed.com (Scott Babb)

Heard on Rock 101 (WGIR FM, Manchester, NH) during a newscast this morning:

"... the Red Sox relief pitchers have blown more leads than Divine Brown..."

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From: JanR200171@aol.com

Heard on WDNG radio Anniston, Alabama:

Hugh Grant's excuse to his girlfriend:
	My car broke down and i was getting a $60 "tow" job.

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From: dhaller@umich.edu (William Justin Williams)

>From Ron McLean on 7/6's Hockey Awards:

"And Detroit... gotta love those octopi.  Eight limbs flailing
everywhere, and loads of bad ink... sounds like Hugh Grant's car.

Hugh Grant was sentenced the other day... he got 2 minutes in the
box for hooking."

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From: wjr0@delphi.com (Bill Rourke)

Heard on the radio: "Hugh Grant sucked into controversy".

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From: geraghty@clark.net (P.J. Geraghty)

This morning on radio staion WBIG (100.3 FM) in Washington DC, the song
"you can't hurry love" finished and the DJ led in saying "Well, you can't
hurry love...unless you're Hugh Grant and the light's about to change..."

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From: cjones@au.oracle.com (Christopher Jones)
Subject: Car designs for movie stars

  From the radio:

Q. What BMW design feature does Hugh Grant like most?

A. All that head room.

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From: jen@ll.mit.edu (Jennifer Nolan)

In case you're still compiling one-liners...

A local radio station was having listeners call or fax in what they
thought would be good headlines for the Hugh Grant fiasco.

The winner was a fax entry:

        Hugh's Divine Ho Hum