From: glen mccready 
  To: 0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org
  Cc: barbara@qnx.com, tanya@qnx.com, tracy@qnx.com, sam@qnx.com
Date: Thu, 15 May 1997 11:27:13 -0400

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bostic.com>


1.  I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well,
    I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

    - A Nose -

2.  I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
    sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

    - Peanut Butter -

3.  I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me.  I'm
    called a big swinger. What am I?

    - A Crane -

4.  Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long.
    A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?

    - The Titanic -

5.  You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
    I get wet before you do. What am I?

    - A Tent -

6.  When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
    to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

    - A Dentist -

7.  A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
    best man always has me first. What am I?

    - A Wedding Ring -

8.  All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
    Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

    - An Elevator -

9.  I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

    - Chewing Gum -

10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
    When I come, it's news. What am I?

    - A Newspaper Boy -

11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
    fingers to get me off. What am I?

    - A Glove -

12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
    What am I?

    - An Arrow -

13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and
    plead for it. What am I?

    - An Attorney -