From: glen mccready 
  To: Dead Beef <0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org>
Date: Mon, 17 Jul 1995 17:37:22 -0400

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Date: Mon, 17 Jul 1995 16:05:02 -0400
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU>
To: /dev/null@python.bostic.com
Subject: The last 10 things.

Forwarded-by: haynes@xis.xerox.com (Dawn {bob} Haynes)

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY:

  10.     I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
   9.     While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
   8.     I think hairy butts are really sexy.
   7.     Her tits are just too big.
   6.     Sometimes I just want to be held.
   5.     That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
   4.     Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
   3.     We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping
          and I can hold your purse.
   2.     Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
   1.     I think we're lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

    10.     Could our relationship be more Physical?   I'm tired
            of just being friends.
     9.     Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to
            douche that way.
     8.     I think hairy butts are really sexy.
     7.     Hey, get a whiff of that one.
     6.     Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in
            the armpit are just too cute.
     5.     This diamond is way too big.
     4.     I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to
            swallow.
     3.     Wow, it really is 14 inches!
     2.     Does this make my butt look too small?
     1.     I'm wrong, you must be right again.