From: gkm@petting-zoo.net (glen mccready)
  To: 0xdeadbeef@petting-zoo.net
Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 08:45:53 -0800

[i think it needs a webpage... ;-) -gkm]

Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor <windsor@warthog.com>
From: "Robert D. Eltze" <eltze@telecom.ksu.edu>

You know the drill.  Every 14th of February you get the chance to display 
your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, 
flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. 
Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique 
gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for 
them more than any other.  Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; 
guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your 
face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of 
weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.  Another secret; guys feel left 
out.  That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show 
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either 
too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so 
you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the 
holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ.  Thats it. Finally, this 
twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new 
age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a 
memorable March 20th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it 
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and 
help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and 
bjs.