From: glen mccready 
  To: Dead Beef <0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org>
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 1995 22:56:22 -0400

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Date: Tue Jul 25 18:18:42 1995
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU>
To: /dev/null@python.bostic.com
Subject: JOTD

Forwarded-by: "G.O.G." <GGRAYLEE@alexandria.lib.utah.edu>
Forwarded-by: aber@caere.com (Dave Abercrombie)
Forwarded-by: mklenk@awesome.coronacorp.com
Forwarded-by: "Alan Klenk" <Alan_Klenk@qmgate.arc.nasa.gov>

Seems that there was this koala bear strolling through the wrong
part of town, when he approached a lady of the evening.  She
was willing, koala bears being slightly cuter than anything else
in the world, and they spent the night together engaged in a
variety of lustful pursuits.

When he kissed her goodbye and headed for the door the next
morning, she called after him, "Hey!  What about my money?" The
koala turned, gave her a puzzled look and shrugged his
shoulders.  She pulled a dictionary from her purse, pointed to
the word prostitute, and in particular to the phrase "for sexual
hire".

Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to
the word "koala", and showed her: "A furry, tree-dwelling Australian
marsupial.  Eats bush, and leaves."