From: glen mccready 
  To: Dead Beef <0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org>
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 16:05:33 -0400

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Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 15:05:02 -0400
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
To: /dev/null@python.bostic.com
Subject: The term 'and' includes 'or', and 'or' includes 'and'.

Forwarded-by: rob@plan9.att.com

Excerpted from a subpoena issued by Packard Bell to Apple:

The past tense includes the present tense, and the present
tense includes the past tense ....

The term 'person' means natural persons ....

The singular form of a noun or pronoun shall be considered
to include within its meaning the plural form of the noun
or pronoun and vice versa ....

The term 'and' includes 'or', and 'or' includes 'and'.

	-- From Computerworld, July 24, 1995


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Subpoena, n.:
	From the root "sub", below, and the Latin "poena" for male
	organ or penis.  Therefore, "below the penis" or "by the balls."