From: glen mccready 
  To: Dead Beef <0xdeadbeef@substance.abuse.blackdown.org>
Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 15:25:58 -0400

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Date: Thu, 27 Jul 1995 09:09:56 -0400
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
To: /dev/null@python.bostic.com
Subject: JOTD

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In the News:  Jay Leno, on Hillary Rodham Clinton's newspaper opinion
column: "President Clinton is really proud of her. He said, 'I could
never write an opinion column.  I could write two opinion columns, but I
could never write one.'"

Comedy writer Paul Ryan on a study that says a growing number of men
would rather have pot roast than sex: "In two minutes, sex is done and
forgotten. With pot roast, you have sandwiches for a week."

Leno, on another study that says 25% of people use television to enhance
their love life. "Unfortunately for the remaining 75%, TV is their love
life."

"The Gannett newspaper chain has bought Multimedia for $1.7 billion
dollars. You can always spot a USA TODAY reporter in the White House
pool. He's at the shallow end." (Ray)